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(Miami Herald)   Doctor arrested for aggravated battery after he kidnapped his girlfriend and waterboarded her into unconsciousness. Over a Facebook post   (miamiherald.com) divider line 28
    More: Florida, Facebook, Orlando Llorente, aggravated battery, Miami Police, 12th Street, girlfriend  
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2013-05-09 11:16:30 AM
Police did not say what was in the Facebook post to set off the attack.

Well that's a letdown.
 
2013-05-09 11:43:32 AM
I wouldn't mind waterboarding some people after reading some of the derpier crap that shows up on my FB feed.  Even if I block out the post it's like some sort of hydra that spawns two more.
 
2013-05-09 12:11:10 PM

scottydoesntknow: Police did not say what was in the Facebook post to set off the attack.

Well that's a letdown.



"Waterboarding is not torture".
 
2013-05-09 12:11:34 PM
I see nothing wrong with the doctor's reaction.  I often do this myself.  I just don't get caught.
 
2013-05-09 12:11:55 PM
FTFA: "Sauma suffered minor injuries and promised Llorente she wouldn't tell anyone what happened so that he would let her go, police said."

This sets off the BS meter in my head.

/something stinks


Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/2013/05/08/3387468/man-accused-of-attackin g -girlfriend.html#storylink=c
 
2013-05-09 12:14:56 PM
She didn't repost the "if you love your boyfriend post this status for one hour" jpg.
 
2013-05-09 12:15:06 PM
Toilet boarding?
 
2013-05-09 12:15:13 PM
Waterboarding is like enhanced arguing though, not battery.
 
2013-05-09 12:18:00 PM
What a doctor gone bad might look like...

www.joblo.com

/love that movie
 
2013-05-09 12:20:42 PM

scottydoesntknow: Police did not say what was in the Facebook post to set off the attack.

Well that's a letdown.


So, Farkers: post your best guess!

/Challenge!
 
2013-05-09 12:26:20 PM

Stone Meadow: What a doctor gone bad might look like...

[www.joblo.com image 450x300]

/love that movie


That movie has been the best thing to come out of both the Alien and Predator franchises in the last 20 years. I loved it too.
 
2013-05-09 12:28:43 PM
Nothing good ever comes from Facebooking, just stay clear of it I tell ya.
 
2013-05-09 12:29:45 PM
Well, according to some brave souls out there, waterboarding is akin to a college prank.
 
2013-05-09 12:35:13 PM

freetomato: Well, according to some brave souls out there, waterboarding is akin to a college prank.


What's Hannity's take on all this?
 
2013-05-09 12:36:49 PM
who needs facebook, i see comments everywhere that makes me want to waterboard people.

/hell, somebody probably wants to waterboard me for saying that.

//offensensitivity - the inability of modern people to grow thick skin and not be offended by every little thing, no matter how slight

/// thanks, Berkeley.  I still miss Bloom County
 
2013-05-09 12:41:43 PM

scottydoesntknow: Police did not say what was in the Facebook post to set off the attack enhanced interrogation.

Well that's a letdown.


FTFY
 
2013-05-09 12:41:54 PM
Police did not say what was in the Facebook post to set off the attack.

Probably some of that Farmville Crap or Luck Slots....
 
2013-05-09 12:43:15 PM
www.craveonline.com
 
2013-05-09 12:48:24 PM
How DARE she accuse me of having a violent temper!
 
2013-05-09 12:51:45 PM
www.distantocean.com

It's a valid form of questioning. He did nothing wrong. He simply brought her to a detention center for interrogation. Why, he didn't even shoot her in the face.
 
2013-05-09 12:57:37 PM
At least he didn't stuff a condom up her nose and pull it out of her mouth.
 
2013-05-09 01:16:53 PM

BarkingUnicorn: At least he didn't stuff a condom up her nose and pull it out of her mouth.


You know people who do that sort of thing?

/I may be missing a cultural reference here...
 
2013-05-09 02:46:36 PM
Top 10 Things Not to POST on FACEBOOK!

Anything that gets you water-boarded I think should be added to the above list.
 
2013-05-09 05:02:30 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Waterboarding is like enhanced arguing though, not battery.



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2013-05-09 05:56:39 PM
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Doesn't sound like him.
 
2013-05-09 06:17:38 PM
Police did not say what was in the Facebook post to set off the attack.

So we don't know if this was justified or not. Maybe she had it coming. Ever think of THAT, smart guy?
 
2013-05-09 09:47:35 PM
What her Facebook message may have looked like:

I've been cheating on you with my Scuba instructor!

Saw you play basketball last night. Too bad you're too short to dunk!!!

Oh Honey, I want to asphix tonite too, but the doctor said I'm allergic to plastics. Wat do we do???

/etc.
 
2013-05-09 10:19:06 PM

JohnCarter: Police did not say what was in the Facebook post to set off the attack.

Probably some of that Farmville Crap or Luck Slots....


If his lawyer uses this as a defense the charges will be dropped immediately.
 
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