bdub77: Really? A veritable chest of cutting puns and you go with this one?
Rustybumperjack: He beat Joe Louis' ass
robertus: Rustybumperjack: He beat Joe Louis' assJoe Louis had come out of retirement to fight Rocky Marciano the minute he was 76 years old. Joe Louis was always lying about his age. He lied about his age all the time. One time Frank Sinatra came in here and sat in this chair. I said Frank 'you hang out with Joe Louis, just between me and you, how old is Joe Louis?' You know what Frank told me, he said "Hey, Joe Louis is 137 years old." A hundred and thirty-seven years old!
Buttknuckle: Did anyone else read that as "Beiber dies..." instead of "barber dies..."?
TheShavingofOccam123: So I guess now I'll never know if she was a woman with a big ass or a big-ass woman...
blatz514: [29.media.tumblr.com image 500x312]All they had to do was watch Edward Scissor Hands and everything would have been alright.
GoodOmens: Is there anything Seinfeld is not relevant to?
Jim.Casy: JOB RELATED PUNS![www.picslap.com image 599x445]
Parallax: So much hate!/I thought it was funny, subster//I'm kind of an idiot though
Challam: best. headline. ever.
Challam: best. headline. ever.Is there a way to vote for headlines? If not, why not? If yes, how please?
Highroller48: Challam: best. headline. ever.Is there a way to vote for headlines? If not, why not? If yes, how please?The fact that you would vote for this corny headline is exactly why we shouldn't tell you HOW to do it.
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