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(SILive)   Barber dies after getting into fist fight with coworker over pair of broken clippers. Cops suspect cause of death to be fail pattern brawlness   (silive.com) divider line 38
    More: Scary, Staten Island, Michael Alao, negligent homicide, District Attorney Daniel Donovan, criminal contempt, cause of death, skull fracture  
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1835 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 May 2013 at 1:05 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-05-09 11:49:40 AM  
29.media.tumblr.com

All they had to do was watch Edward Scissor Hands and everything would have been alright.
 
2013-05-09 12:29:02 PM  
Really? A veritable chest of cutting puns and you go with this one?
 
2013-05-09 01:07:22 PM  
Boooooooooo!
 
2013-05-09 01:07:27 PM  
Black people problem?


/DNRTA
 
2013-05-09 01:07:36 PM  
That place is a Clip Joint.
 
2013-05-09 01:09:01 PM  
He never wanted to be a barber, anyway.
He wanted to be a Lumberjack!
 
2013-05-09 01:09:04 PM  
So I guess now I'll never know if she was a woman with a big ass or a big-ass woman...
 
2013-05-09 01:09:14 PM  

bdub77: Really? A veritable chest of cutting puns and you go with this one?

 
2013-05-09 01:09:39 PM  
He beat Joe Louis' ass
 
2013-05-09 01:10:54 PM  
Subby is trying too hard. Groan.
 
2013-05-09 01:11:31 PM  
Rock beats scissors. Every. Farking. Time.
 
2013-05-09 01:13:06 PM  

Rustybumperjack: He beat Joe Louis' ass


Joe Louis had come out of retirement to fight Rocky Marciano the minute he was 76 years old. Joe Louis was always lying about his age. He lied about his age all the time. One time Frank Sinatra came in here and sat in this chair. I said Frank 'you hang out with Joe Louis, just between me and you, how old is Joe Louis?' You know what Frank told me, he said "Hey, Joe Louis is 137 years old." A hundred and thirty-seven years old!
 
2013-05-09 01:13:17 PM  
Well, we know who the subby is:
www.ckreview.ca

/Obscure South of the border?
 
2013-05-09 01:15:54 PM  

robertus: Rustybumperjack: He beat Joe Louis' ass

Joe Louis had come out of retirement to fight Rocky Marciano the minute he was 76 years old. Joe Louis was always lying about his age. He lied about his age all the time. One time Frank Sinatra came in here and sat in this chair. I said Frank 'you hang out with Joe Louis, just between me and you, how old is Joe Louis?' You know what Frank told me, he said "Hey, Joe Louis is 137 years old." A hundred and thirty-seven years old!


Thank you!
 
2013-05-09 01:16:23 PM  

robertus: Rustybumperjack: He beat Joe Louis' ass

Joe Louis had come out of retirement to fight Rocky Marciano the minute he was 76 years old. Joe Louis was always lying about his age. He lied about his age all the time. One time Frank Sinatra came in here and sat in this chair. I said Frank 'you hang out with Joe Louis, just between me and you, how old is Joe Louis?' You know what Frank told me, he said "Hey, Joe Louis is 137 years old." A hundred and thirty-seven years old!


"Everyone's talking 'bout Sonny Liston."
 
2013-05-09 01:18:46 PM  
Did anyone else read that as "Beiber dies..." instead of "barber dies..."?
 
2013-05-09 01:20:32 PM  

Buttknuckle: Did anyone else read that as "Beiber dies..." instead of "barber dies..."?


I saw "Barbie dies", but I like your version better.
 
2013-05-09 01:24:35 PM  
Subby's really reaching for that favorite headline vote.  Good job.

/ maybe if I remember, yes
 
2013-05-09 01:30:11 PM  
JOB RELATED PUNS!

www.picslap.com
 
2013-05-09 01:41:00 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: So I guess now I'll never know if she was a woman with a big ass or a big-ass woman...


Ass-carxkcd.png
 
2013-05-09 01:41:57 PM  
Had my hopes up for a sec... I thought it said Bieber...
 
2013-05-09 01:52:10 PM  

blatz514: [29.media.tumblr.com image 500x312]

All they had to do was watch Edward Scissor Hands and everything would have been alright.


Done in one.

Is there anything Seinfeld is not relevant to?
 
2013-05-09 01:53:06 PM  

GoodOmens: Is there anything Seinfeld is not relevant to?


Humor.
 
2013-05-09 02:08:31 PM  
clap clap subby
 
2013-05-09 02:14:10 PM  
fail pattern brawlness

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-09 02:32:54 PM  

Jim.Casy: JOB RELATED PUNS!

[www.picslap.com image 599x445]


i.qkme.me
 
2013-05-09 02:35:51 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

/I guess this one is more of a job related pun
 
2013-05-09 03:55:11 PM  
So much hate!

/I thought it was funny, subster
//I'm kind of an idiot though
 
2013-05-09 04:03:33 PM  
.

Parallax: So much hate!

/I thought it was funny, subster
//I'm kind of an idiot though


Subby, I laffed too.
 
2013-05-09 04:12:27 PM  
I heard they were fighting over some trim.
 
2013-05-09 04:54:41 PM  
Subby, if you had stretched any further for that joke you'd look like Octomom's vagina.
 
2013-05-09 07:09:05 PM  
best. headline. ever.

Is there a way to vote for headlines?  If not, why not?  If yes, how please?
 
2013-05-09 07:10:07 PM  
Screw the haters, Subby, I thought it was magical!
 
2013-05-09 07:20:15 PM  

Challam: best. headline. ever.


Wow, you must be new here.
 
2013-05-09 07:34:00 PM  
www.cachebeauty.com?
 
2013-05-09 11:50:09 PM  
assets0.ordienetworks.com
 
2013-05-10 11:47:57 AM  

Challam: best. headline. ever.

Is there a way to vote for headlines?  If not, why not?  If yes, how please?


The fact that you would vote for this corny headline is exactly why we shouldn't tell you HOW to do it.
 
2013-05-10 12:18:03 PM  

Highroller48: Challam: best. headline. ever.

Is there a way to vote for headlines?  If not, why not?  If yes, how please?

The fact that you would vote for this corny headline is exactly why we shouldn't tell you HOW to do it.



All y'all headline haters are just mad that you didn't think of it first.
 
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