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(TMZ)   Jodi Arias. Amanda Knox. Casey Anthony. TMZ asks the tough question on all are minds: Who would you rather disappoint in bed?   (tmz.com) divider line 108
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2013-05-09 08:07:45 AM  
What could possibly go wrong?
 
2013-05-09 08:11:50 AM  
Amanda Knox, clearly. Jodi looks too mannish (NTTAWWT), Casey is psychotic, neither is appealing at all.
 
2013-05-09 08:17:09 AM  
The one I could get away from afterwards before she shanked me?
 
2013-05-09 08:18:17 AM  
Kind of a toss up between Arias and Knox.

If I need crazy.
 
2013-05-09 08:20:25 AM  
Jodi Arias kills you after you fark her.

Amanda Knox only allegedly kills roommates, but they are adult roommates.

Casey Anthony only kills the result of farking her, leaving all full grown adults alone.

Therefore, Casey Anthony is the safest to fark.

/but you still don't give her your real name, address, phone number, or fark her within 150 miles of where you live. And leave as soon as she falls asleep. Gnaw your own arm off if need be, but run.
 
2013-05-09 08:27:08 AM  
Amanda Knox, she's the only one that was railroaded so you know she can handle a train.
 
2013-05-09 08:35:10 AM  
Foxy Knoxy all the way for me.
 
2013-05-09 08:37:13 AM  

Hoban Washburne: Foxy Knoxy all the way for me.


Randy Mandy
 
2013-05-09 08:37:47 AM  
I'll pick the one who is actually innocent of murder. Or that teen mom who takes it in the pooper.
 
2013-05-09 08:38:01 AM  

basemetal: Amanda Knox, she's the only one that was railroaded so you know she can handle a train.


Coffee through the nose hurts, and who is going to clean this keyboard.
 
2013-05-09 08:38:15 AM  
I think subby meant,"...on all R minds"
 
2013-05-09 08:38:18 AM  
I don't think they could have found a more unflattering picture of Knox.
 
2013-05-09 08:38:51 AM  
Casey Anthony. But I have heard good things about Amanda Knox.

From the pictures in the article, though? That's Casey Anthony all the way.
 
2013-05-09 08:39:16 AM  
I get to choose?

Because that almost never happens unless "my fist" is also included on the list.
 
2013-05-09 08:39:24 AM  
I would happily fark all 3 of them at once.  In a minefield.  In hell.    Hope they enjoy the stay.  I know I will cuz I would have 3 crazy biatches to fark.
 
2013-05-09 08:39:44 AM  
Amanda Knox. She's the one who is most likely to have not actually committed the crime she was accused of.
 
2013-05-09 08:41:26 AM  
Casey Anthony, because you won't need to wear a condom.
 
2013-05-09 08:41:51 AM  
Based on those pictures, Casey Anthony. YOu throw up some of their pictures where they are dolled up a bit and I'll go with Jodi.
 
2013-05-09 08:42:38 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Jodi Arias kills you after you fark her.

Amanda Knox only allegedly kills roommates, but they are adult roommates.

Casey Anthony only kills the result of farking her, leaving all full grown adults alone.

Therefore, Casey Anthony is the safest to fark.

/but you still don't give her your real name, address, phone number, or fark her within 150 miles of where you live. And leave as soon as she falls asleep. Gnaw your own arm off if need be, but run.


This.

/don't stick it in the crazy
 
2013-05-09 08:42:55 AM  
How about I do all three and report back later.
 
2013-05-09 08:44:27 AM  
Not surprised most farkers are picking Amanda Knox.  In her book she admitted to contracting herpes while in Italy.  Hopefully that's not a deal-breaker for you guys. Of course she was accused of murdering her roommate so if you can get past that fact...
 
2013-05-09 08:44:39 AM  
Amanda Knox is the only one of them I think is actually innocent and sane.
 
2013-05-09 08:45:17 AM  

freeforever: Not surprised most farkers are picking Amanda Knox.  In her book she admitted to contracting herpes while in Italy.  Hopefully that's not a deal-breaker for you guys. Of course she was accused of murdering her roommate so if you can get past that fact...


Yeah, I'm sure the other two are clean as a whistle.
 
2013-05-09 08:45:18 AM  
My order:

Jodi
Casey
Amanda (after I've had 7 beers)
 
2013-05-09 08:46:56 AM  

Hoban Washburne: freeforever: Not surprised most farkers are picking Amanda Knox.  In her book she admitted to contracting herpes while in Italy.  Hopefully that's not a deal-breaker for you guys. Of course she was accused of murdering her roommate so if you can get past that fact...

Yeah, I'm sure the other two are clean as a whistle.


Well, Jodi Arias does have some meaty piss flaps (if you're into that), and an asshole that is ready for plowing.
 
2013-05-09 08:47:03 AM  

freeforever: Not surprised most farkers are picking Amanda Knox.  In her book she admitted to contracting herpes while in Italy.  Hopefully that's not a deal-breaker for you guys. Of course she was accused of murdering her roommate so if you can get past that fact...


Herpes are only contagious a few times a year, I'd spin that roulette wheel.  Also, being accused /= anything at all.
 
2013-05-09 08:48:16 AM  
Casey Anthony is the hottest. she's an ohio fan, though.
 
2013-05-09 08:48:25 AM  
All at once.
 
2013-05-09 08:48:35 AM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Casey Anthony, because you won't need to wear a condom.


Well, she does know how to party, afterall........
 
2013-05-09 08:50:13 AM  
Also, Casey was acquitted.
 
2013-05-09 08:50:35 AM  
The only one of those I think is actually guilty of what she was accused of is Jodi, though I think Amanda Knox is prettier. So tough call.

topcon: Amanda Knox is the only one of them I think is actually innocent and sane.


I'm pretty sure Casey Anthony wasn't guilty of first degree murder. Her background says to me "irresponsible person," not "the kind of psychopath capable of murdering her own daughter just so she can party more." My best guess is she was culpably negligent in the child's death--like she was high or passed out or something, and the girl, left unsupervised, fell into the pool and drowned--then she made a clumsy attempt to cover it up by making it look like a kidnapping and murder.
 
2013-05-09 08:50:45 AM  
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www.rockconfidential.com
 
2013-05-09 08:50:49 AM  
Knox. No doubt. She has a proven track record of kinky stuff and 3-ways.
 
2013-05-09 08:51:37 AM  
Amanda Knox has the square, rugged face of a male guidance counselor in rural Maine.  Ick.

Casey has that icky bacne, and probably can't talk about much beyond where da PARTAYYYY at.

We know what Jodi's ham wallet looks like, her tits aren't bad, and you know she'll let you put it in ANY hole.

I'm going with Jodi.
 
2013-05-09 08:51:40 AM  
i.imgur.com

You be the prisoner, I'll be the guard.
Now say "please let me go" in Italian.

What?
 
2013-05-09 08:54:08 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 415x311]

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That's the only photo of Casey Anthony I've seen that makes her look attractive to me. I don't like her facial structure, but something about the way her hair frames her face in that photo makes it look better to me than normal.

Yeah I know. StudmanBaz744, right? "I definitely would NOT hit it. Just look at that oval, angular facial structure...".
 
2013-05-09 08:55:12 AM  
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I'm going with Amanda. She's got a fine set of breasts.
 
2013-05-09 08:55:18 AM  
i40.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-09 09:00:43 AM  
Casey Anthony as I could do vile and disgusting things to her and still feel ok with myself.
 
2013-05-09 09:01:49 AM  
"...on all are minds..."

Genius, subby.
 
2013-05-09 09:03:39 AM  
I cannot believe the poll results. Seriously,  Amanda is flat out ugly, and Casey is maybe white trash cute on her best day.
Jodi is full on hot. And the dirty one who likes to make guys' fantasies come true.
No contest
 
2013-05-09 09:05:18 AM  
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1. Knox
2. Anthony
3. Arias
4. Manso...wait what?!
 
2013-05-09 09:08:31 AM  

doubled99: I cannot believe the poll results. Seriously,  Amanda is flat out ugly, and Casey is maybe white trash cute on her best day.
Jodi is full on hot. And the dirty one who likes to make guys' fantasies come true.
No contest


Studman?
 
2013-05-09 09:10:11 AM  
At least, with Arias...you can easily see what you're getting.

/ugh...
//something is seriously wrong with her junk
///but she would prolly bring tootsie pops and pop rocks.
////scary to think of what's behind those meat curtains.
 
2013-05-09 09:21:01 AM  
I can't believe all the people here who say Jodi Arias is ugly.   You remind me of this.

Omg, she's got dark hair in a plain style, she's wearing unflattering courtroom appropriate clothes, she's got a somber look on her face, and she wears glasses!  Yuk, would not do!

What's the matter, did 24/7 access to porn kill your imagination?  Here, let me help you out...
i42.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-09 09:21:19 AM  
What the hell is wrong with meat curtains?  They add an extra dimension of friction.
 
2013-05-09 09:22:28 AM  
Amanda Knox. She's the only one of the three who was innocent.
 
2013-05-09 09:25:07 AM  

BeatrixK: ////scary to think of what's behind those meat curtains.


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Would you like to trade what's behind those curtains for a brand new Kitchen-Aid mixer?
 
2013-05-09 09:27:37 AM  

Sun Khan: BeatrixK: ////scary to think of what's behind those meat curtains.

[img.photobucket.com image 647x800]

Would you like to trade what's behind those curtains for a brand new Kitchen-Aid mixer?


Well, the mixer is good, but the curtains may be hiding a zonk...
 
2013-05-09 09:28:46 AM  
Casey Anthony - you don't have to worry about having a bunch of rugrats running around to take care of.
 
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