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(Digital Spy)   Sounds like every judge on American Idol is going to be replaced. Hopefully, by howler monkeys or manatees, because then audiences would see no difference   (digitalspy.com ) divider line 22
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2013-05-09 08:17:43 AM  
Just cancel it already and this is coming from someone who has watched every season, but I haven't voted at all.
 
2013-05-09 08:48:45 AM  
Whatever, sea cow.
 
2013-05-09 09:11:03 AM  

texdent: Just cancel it already and this is coming from someone who has watched every season, but I haven't voted at all.


My girlfriend has watched every episode of every season. Until this one. She watched one, maybe two of the first audition episodes then said fark it. She can't stand Minaj or Carey and they completely ruined it for her.

It was a win for me as I don't have to hear 3-5 hours of American Idol every week.
 
2013-05-09 09:12:21 AM  
Adam Lambert killed the show. No none else has even come close to his level of talent. Plus, he didn't even stay around to win.
 
2013-05-09 09:27:12 AM  
Bring back The Gong Show.
 
2013-05-09 09:46:19 AM  
They should replace all the judges with opera singers just to see them emotionally berate these church chorus morons who think because they sing because they were only person picked to go to State's from the rural high school.  I'd watch that.
 
2013-05-09 10:10:41 AM  

WTF Indeed: They should replace all the judges with opera singers just to see them emotionally berate these church chorus morons who think because they sing because they were only person picked to go to State's from the rural high school.  I'd watch that.


What's Roy Khan up to these days? Sarah Brightman? Tarja Turunen?
 
2013-05-09 10:21:54 AM  
Great news!

Only everyone else on that show needs to be replaced now.

It's a poorly made show.
 
2013-05-09 10:33:54 AM  

Vash's Apprentice: WTF Indeed: They should replace all the judges with opera singers just to see them emotionally berate these church chorus morons who think because they sing because they were only person picked to go to State's from the rural high school.  I'd watch that.

What's Roy Khan up to these days? Sarah Brightman? Tarja Turunen?


From the list they had and yours... Sarah Brightman, Roy Khan, Pink and Harry Connick Jr. Would make a show I might even watch.
 
2013-05-09 11:09:27 AM  
American Idol jumped the shark several seasons ago when the best singer was losing to the hunkiest boy that the 11-year-old girls who make up 90% of the audience got all hot and bothered for (Lee DeWize, Philip Philips, et al.).  When Simon Cowell left, the element that made AI so unique died.

Oh, and...

gopher321: Bring back The Gong Show.


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2013-05-09 11:09:38 AM  

Waldo Pepper: The next set of judges should all be former AI contestants.


I would actually watch that!
 
2013-05-09 11:46:40 AM  

Endive Wombat: Waldo Pepper: The next set of judges should all be former AI contestants.

I would actually watch that!


Except they wouldn't actually get *good* people to come back and judge, so your judging panel would be Taylor Hicks, Nicki McKibbin, and Sanjaya.
 
2013-05-09 11:55:46 AM  

vonschiller: Endive Wombat: Waldo Pepper: The next set of judges should all be former AI contestants.

I would actually watch that!

Except they wouldn't actually get *good* people to come back and judge, so your judging panel would be Taylor Hicks, Nicki McKibbin, and Sanjaya.


Now THAT I would watch.

It would probably keep votefortheworst.com around for another season.
 
2013-05-09 12:19:56 PM  
It's those contracts that are the problem. Nearly everyone that's actually made something of themselves has done it without the AI contract hamstringing them, and that includes Kelly Clarkson, who managed to get out of it. The problem is after Jennifer Hudson made it big out of a 7th-place finish, they clamped down on the entire top 10. And now they're not getting anything out of anybody.

Everybody knows it doesn't matter who's up there because they'll all be forgotten by next season. The show's lost its starmaking credibility. That's more poisoning than any annoying judge. It's the Gong Show without the gong now.
 
2013-05-09 12:56:18 PM  
Every time I look at minaj I just wonder how they genuinely built a fully functioning disney animatronic person and unleashed it on the world without anyone noticing!
 
2013-05-09 01:04:17 PM  

gopher321: Bring back The Gong Show.


YES!!!!
 
2013-05-09 01:30:01 PM  

vonschiller: Endive Wombat: Waldo Pepper: The next set of judges should all be former AI contestants.

I would actually watch that!

Except they wouldn't actually get *good* people to come back and judge, so your judging panel would be Taylor Hicks, Nicki McKibbin, and Sanjaya.


If they got his sister on, I would watch without pants!
 
2013-05-09 02:56:39 PM  

Virtual Pariah: gopher321: Bring back The Gong Show.

YES!!!!



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2013-05-09 05:17:50 PM  
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2013-05-09 09:03:23 PM  
It is NOT the judges, it's the same old karaoke shiat episode after episode, year after year. How many desperate ghetto yodels on old timey pop or rock songs can a viewer endure?
 
2013-05-10 01:48:21 AM  

unfarkingbelievable: desperate ghetto yodels

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2013-05-10 04:22:19 PM  
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