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(The Sun)   Sainsbury checkout girls nab their US kidnap fugitive boss via Google. ProTip: When hiding from the cops, don't piss off anyone   (thesun.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Hero, Google, fake passport, Detention of suspects, GamePro, fugitives  
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2013-05-09 08:24:10 AM  
I know this is written in headlinese, but I had to read TFA twice to understand what "US Kidnap Fugitive Boss" meant.
 
2013-05-09 08:25:35 AM  
I'll be right back. I need to Google a few jerks at my job, maybe check the FBI Most Wanted site.
 
2013-05-09 08:28:15 AM  

FrancoFile: I know this is written in headlinese, but I had to read TFA twice to understand what "US Kidnap Fugitive Boss" meant.


I thought I was having a stroke.
 
2013-05-09 08:36:43 AM  
Dumbass kept his birth name, making him a dumbass.
 
2013-05-09 08:38:38 AM  
It's too early in the morning for headlines like that. I'm going back to bed.
 
2013-05-09 08:38:51 AM  

MisterLoki: FrancoFile: I know this is written in headlinese, but I had to read TFA twice to understand what "US Kidnap Fugitive Boss" meant.

I thought I was having a stroke.


Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
2013-05-09 08:39:42 AM  
No kidding...and if you work in a store, you can easily just make up a new name you tell people.
 
2013-05-09 08:40:36 AM  
the one thing i've learned about cops.  if you tell the truth immediately they will let you free

you go to jail if you lie.  seriously.  it's a joke.
 
2013-05-09 08:44:14 AM  

Smoking GNU: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


(twitch)
 
2013-05-09 08:46:16 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: the one thing i've learned about cops.  if you tell the truth immediately they will let you free

you go to jail if you lie.  seriously.  it's a joke.


But, I'm a pretty good liar.
 
2013-05-09 08:50:49 AM  

RoxtarRyan: Smoking GNU: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

(twitch)


But then I can really be as far then even if just as you are decided to use. You do want to look even more on this if then there is just like as you see. Trying to go just as then you get far even though you decide, then as far like how you get is what must be just there as you get more like a plan.
 
2013-05-09 08:55:18 AM  
Welp, it turns out I work with three wanted fugitives, two fat ladies with outstanding parking tickets and a serial public masturbator who's out on work release.

Hold on, gotta go put the kiddos down for nap time after they finish their juice boxes.
 
2013-05-09 08:55:46 AM  
That headline...ouch!

*takes a couple aspirin, shakes tiny fist at subby*
 
2013-05-09 09:23:24 AM  
Came here for the "Cash Back" reference, left disappointed.
 
2013-05-09 10:38:24 AM  
Hero tag abuse. Again.

Two girls seeking petty revenge happen to strike it big by accident. Not heroes.
 
2013-05-09 11:40:41 AM  

MisterLoki: FrancoFile: I know this is written in headlinese, but I had to read TFA twice to understand what "US Kidnap Fugitive Boss" meant.

I thought I was having a stroke.


Made my one eye twitch
 
2013-05-09 01:16:05 PM  
YES!
 
2013-05-09 02:22:56 PM  

brimed03: Hero tag abuse. Again.

Two girls seeking petty revenge happen to strike it big by accident. Not heroes.


No, but ... hahahahahahahaha
 
2013-05-09 02:56:35 PM  

brimed03: Hero tag abuse. Again.

Two girls seeking petty revenge happen to strike it big by accident. Not heroes.


www.chud.com
 
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