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(The Sun)   Today's Fark-ready headline: 'My husband draws the line at having sex with a troll mask on'   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 65
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2013-05-09 07:30:27 AM
i'd hit that thing with a troll mask.  cause it's like she's suffocating with that thing on.  major turn on.  suffucation and sex
 
2013-05-09 07:32:27 AM
Yikes...they should BOTH wear one, in case hers comes off!
 
2013-05-09 08:01:10 AM
I think he's just making sure he's not farking some alt.
 
2013-05-09 08:05:49 AM
i44.tinypic.com

How *YOU* doin'?
 
2013-05-09 08:16:06 AM
Having sex with a troll mask on what?

/If you check out the Mail's article about her, She has teh crazy eyes.
 
2013-05-09 08:36:39 AM
What about with an orc mask on?
 
2013-05-09 08:52:12 AM
Yeah, well he's had some bad experiences.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-09 09:30:20 AM
*Clicks link*

The troll mask is an improvement.
 
2013-05-09 09:30:23 AM
She mad?
 
2013-05-09 09:31:33 AM
img.thesun.co.uk
Okay...
img.thesun.co.uk
Gah! Put the mask back on!
 
2013-05-09 09:32:43 AM
sorry, we already had a fark-ready headline so this one can't count
 
2013-05-09 09:34:04 AM

Theaetetus: [img.thesun.co.uk image 620x349]
Okay...
[img.thesun.co.uk image 620x398]
Gah! Put the mask back on!


Yeah, that's what I came in here to say.  Though I bet she is quite flexible, so maybe that makes up for a little?

/Maybe
//Fark it, just put the mask back on
 
2013-05-09 09:34:14 AM
Can I put a picture of a troll on the inside of a paper bag?
 
2013-05-09 09:34:40 AM
Butterface?
 
2013-05-09 09:36:33 AM
I saw this last night on TV. She has a crazy Cindy Brady voice.
 
2013-05-09 09:36:36 AM
Good lord, she seems to be on the Iggy Pop beauty regime.
 
2013-05-09 09:37:14 AM
Now if it was the internet troll mask, then he may be into it.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-05-09 09:38:49 AM
Thank God for masks, paper bags, and dark rooms.....

/would hit it repeatedly, as long as lights were off
//not a bad body, actually, but teh crazy is sure in the eyes
 
2013-05-09 09:39:06 AM

Theaetetus: Gah! Put the mask back on!


My thoughts exactly.  Butterface.
 
2013-05-09 09:39:28 AM
yeah seriously....  the first shot.. he mask was like oh hell no.... then when you get to see her face its like.. umm.. well.. yeah.. maybe with the mask then... she has so much butter face you would think she was the spokewoman for land o lakes
 
2013-05-09 09:40:19 AM
Someone buy her 4 cats and a shelf of Harlequin Romance novels.
 
2013-05-09 09:40:52 AM
www.polyvore.com
Problem?
 
2013-05-09 09:41:04 AM
img5.joyreactor.com
 
2013-05-09 09:44:21 AM
A GIS reveals some interesting results.....

www.googlyfoogly.com
 
2013-05-09 09:46:31 AM
YouTube Channel



/It's a little concerning that it's called MsDragonprincess
 
2013-05-09 09:49:34 AM

xanadian: What about with an orc mask on?


Please.....continue......
 
2013-05-09 09:51:39 AM

orclover: xanadian: What about with an orc mask on?

Please.....continue......


Zug zug indeed.
 
2013-05-09 09:51:48 AM
These ...

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

Or this ...?

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-09 09:52:52 AM
Yes but which side of that line is she on?
 
2013-05-09 09:53:24 AM
Reads headline... I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Reads article... I cast teleport!
 
2013-05-09 10:00:45 AM
Would be easier to judge the matter if they had bothered to include a photo of her not wearing the mask.
 
2013-05-09 10:02:16 AM

dittybopper: [i44.tinypic.com image 432x640]

How *YOU* doin'?


I loved that movie
 
2013-05-09 10:05:45 AM
Helllooooo Delaney . . .
 
2013-05-09 10:07:26 AM
I dunno about a troll mask, but she could definitely use two paper bags.

/two I said
 
2013-05-09 10:08:39 AM
go and check out all her awesome pics on FB

http://www.facebook.com/michelle.kerrins
 
2013-05-09 10:13:29 AM
i332.photobucket.com

Oh yeah, bebbeh...
 
2013-05-09 10:16:58 AM
The pic in TFA: KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
 
2013-05-09 10:20:25 AM
Stay away from the voodoo
 
2013-05-09 10:32:19 AM

dittybopper: How *YOU* doin'?


She must be a tosserlad

/just make sure nobody is religious, and everyone can have a good time
 
2013-05-09 10:36:13 AM
"honey you can come up out of the basement now.....what???....no I don't want to fark you so you can leave the paper bag down there.....my friend just wants to see how ugly you are"

/too soon?
//already have reservations in hell.
 
2013-05-09 10:38:05 AM
She has a nice body, with a butterface.  Why does the hub have a problem with this?
 
2013-05-09 10:43:14 AM
Wow...  Butterface ~ Trollface!

Doggy? (with the lights off)
 
2013-05-09 10:43:50 AM
Whoah nelly....she looks better with the mask on....
 
2013-05-09 10:52:36 AM

xanadian: What about with an orc mask on?


I'm more of an ent man myself
 
2013-05-09 10:57:10 AM
On him or her?
 
2013-05-09 10:57:25 AM
I have a compromise for everyone. Troll Mask rotated 180 degrees. Or wear it normally but only in the reverse Travelocity cowtroll position.
 
2013-05-09 11:10:32 AM
What about a Creaver mask?

cdn.geeknation.com
 
2013-05-09 11:22:00 AM
Troll mask?
d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
 
2013-05-09 11:25:24 AM

miniflea: Would be easier to judge the matter if they had bothered to include a photo of her not wearing the mask.


they did, scroll down in the article.
 
2013-05-09 11:29:08 AM

FunkOut: Good lord, she seems to be on the Iggy Pop beauty regime.


I'll bet she's a real wild child in bed.
 
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