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2013-05-09 08:05:13 AM
"But letting a convicted rapist out of prison, free to go to another state and rape and kill a 17 YO girl, that's hunky dory"
 
2013-05-09 08:05:24 AM
Bless his heart.
 
2013-05-09 08:11:16 AM

baka-san: "But letting a convicted rapist out of prison, free to go to another state and rape and kill a 17 YO girl, that's hunky dory"


Well of course, that's not a terrorist act
 
2013-05-09 08:28:18 AM
Mike Huckabee has something to say...

Yeah, stopped reading right there.

He's right up there with the other fruit loops I have no interest in listening to - Palin, Limbaugh, Coulture, Rove, etc.

These people are shiat sorcerers.
 
2013-05-09 08:31:03 AM
Even the most dedicated miner decides there is no treasure after a few months of digging.
 
2013-05-09 08:33:46 AM

EvilEgg: Even the most dedicated miner decides there is no treasure after a few months of digging.



You don't understand, this is their glory hole.
 
2013-05-09 08:40:18 AM

Sybarite: You don't understand, this is their glory hole.


They keep working it, but honestly nothing is going to come of it
 
2013-05-09 08:42:50 AM
No he doesn't. But he's going to talk anyway.
 
2013-05-09 08:46:59 AM

EvilEgg: Even the most dedicated miner decides there is no treasure after a few months of digging.


Right. And you know what happens then? Some random schmuck comes along, sees that deep hole that took months to dig, and thinks to himself, "Hm. That's a deep hole. And I've got this here shovel. Why not just dig it a little deeper and see what's down there." And so he jumps down in the hole and stabs at the earth a couple of times and BAM, there it is. A massive, glittering vein of emeralds, just inches below the surface. And he retires rich and the miner who quit, the one who got almost all the way there but just didn't have the conviction to continue, what happens to him? He dies broke and poor in a Tijuana brothel with some pimp's blade in his gut. He never even knows what he lost, and that's the saddest thing of all.
 
2013-05-09 08:49:22 AM
Huckabee, however, said his predication about Obama "will not happen" if the Democrats seize control of the House and retain control of the Senate next year.

Whell there you go.  It's all a campaign gimmick.
 
2013-05-09 08:50:08 AM

Pocket Ninja: EvilEgg: Even the most dedicated miner decides there is no treasure after a few months of digging.

Right. And you know what happens then? Some random schmuck comes along, sees that deep hole that took months to dig, and thinks to himself, "Hm. That's a deep hole. And I've got this here shovel. Why not just dig it a little deeper and see what's down there." And so he jumps down in the hole and stabs at the earth a couple of times and BAM, there it is. A massive, glittering vein of emeralds, just inches below the surface. And he retires rich and the miner who quit, the one who got almost all the way there but just didn't have the conviction to continue, what happens to him? He dies broke and poor in a Tijuana brothel with some pimp's blade in his gut. He never even knows what he lost, and that's the saddest thing of all.


Wait.  Are you saying that there's something wrong with being a Tijuana brothel?
 
2013-05-09 08:50:29 AM

keylock71: These people are shiat sorcerers.


And we are right in the middle of a shiat tornado bo-bandy.
 
2013-05-09 08:54:47 AM
Man. My English is awful today.  Well, worse than usual.

It's entirely likely that there would be something with being a Tijuana brothel.   In one, that's another discussion.
 
2013-05-09 09:07:11 AM

baka-san: "But letting a convicted rapist out of prison, free to go to another state and rape and kill a 17 YO girl, that's hunky dory"


Only one person died and she wasn't an ambassador. So that's only about 10% of a single Benghazi. And Iraq doesn't count.
 
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2013-05-09 09:24:52 AM

baka-san: "But letting a convicted rapist out of prison, free to go to another state and rape and kill a 17 YO girl, that's hunky dory"


But except for that he kept us safe.
 
2013-05-09 09:26:42 AM

Pocket Ninja: EvilEgg: Even the most dedicated miner decides there is no treasure after a few months of digging.

Right. And you know what happens then? Some random schmuck comes along, sees that deep hole that took months to dig, and thinks to himself, "Hm. That's a deep hole. And I've got this here shovel. Why not just dig it a little deeper and see what's down there." And so he jumps down in the hole and stabs at the earth a couple of times and BAM, there it is. A massive, glittering vein of emeralds, just inches below the surface. And he retires rich and the miner who quit, the one who got almost all the way there but just didn't have the conviction to continue, what happens to him? He dies broke and poor in a Tijuana brothel with some pimp's blade in his gut. He never even knows what he lost, and that's the saddest thing of all.


It's statistically* more likely that the hole will just collapse on the schmuck.

*Source: my ass
 
2013-05-09 09:27:22 AM
I officially lost the last shred of respect I had for this person.
 
2013-05-09 09:29:24 AM

I_Am_Weasel: Pocket Ninja: EvilEgg: Even the most dedicated miner decides there is no treasure after a few months of digging.

Right. And you know what happens then? Some random schmuck comes along, sees that deep hole that took months to dig, and thinks to himself, "Hm. That's a deep hole. And I've got this here shovel. Why not just dig it a little deeper and see what's down there." And so he jumps down in the hole and stabs at the earth a couple of times and BAM, there it is. A massive, glittering vein of emeralds, just inches below the surface. And he retires rich and the miner who quit, the one who got almost all the way there but just didn't have the conviction to continue, what happens to him? He dies broke and poor in a Tijuana brothel with some pimp's blade in his gut. He never even knows what he lost, and that's the saddest thing of all.

Wait.  Are you saying that there's something wrong with being a Tijuana brothel?


My point.  There are worse fates.
 
2013-05-09 09:32:31 AM

mrshowrules: I officially lost the last shred of respect I had for this person.


Wow, talk about true fan.
 
2013-05-09 09:46:13 AM
Mike Huckabee on Monday predicted that President Barack Obama won't finish out his second term in light of the "cover-up" of the deadly attack on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi

Our consulate in Benghazi was attacked? When did this happen?
 
2013-05-09 09:53:46 AM
I'm gonna invent a pocket pussy that looks like a chicken. I'll sell it a republican events, be a millionaire in no time.
 
2013-05-09 09:54:17 AM

EvilEgg: Even the most dedicated miner decides there is no treasure after a few months of digging.


No, no. Dig UP, stupid.
 
2013-05-09 09:54:52 AM
What I've learned the past few days:

Passionate, emotional testimony about an event that kills 4 people from witnesses who weren't in the same country, valid.

Passionate, emotional testimony about an event that kills 20 children from witnesses who were in the same building, invalid.

Weird.
 
2013-05-09 09:54:55 AM

antidisestablishmentarianism: keylock71: These people are shiat sorcerers.

And we are right in the middle of a shiat tornado bo-bandy.


I'm suddenly craving a cheeseburger.
 
2013-05-09 09:56:30 AM
Mike Huckabee: "Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."

There, I just saved you all from having to read the article.
 
2013-05-09 09:58:01 AM

Somacandra: baka-san: "But letting a convicted rapist out of prison, free to go to another state and rape and kill a 17 YO girl, that's hunky dory"

Only one person died and she wasn't an ambassador. So that's only about 10% of a single Benghazi. And Iraq doesn't count.


That was only one of his brilliant clemency decisions:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-05-09 09:58:07 AM
I'm really angry with myself for ever having thought that there were redeeming qualities in Huckabee.  He's as far down in the muck as Lardbaugh.  I've known that for a while now, but he keeps finding ways to make me angry with myself all over again.

Let's start a campaign to expose the "coverup" when 247 Marines died in Lebanon under Reagan's watch.

WHAR FREEDOM WHAR
 
2013-05-09 09:58:34 AM
Oh wait you're serious.

He's a conservative with a radio show. Every day he's going to talk about Benghazi. So is Fox News. So is Rush.
 
2013-05-09 10:01:55 AM
I believe that before it's all over, this president will not fill out his full term. I know that puts me on a limb

I'm not sure I've ever seen a tree with limbs that could support him.
 
2013-05-09 10:02:40 AM
Ask his wife about her meth buying habits in the early 2000's.

/not kidding
 
2013-05-09 10:03:31 AM
If you listen to people like Limbaugh, Hannity, Coulter, the dipshiats on the Fox & Friends morning show, Huckabee, etc., literally everything Obama has done since being sworn into office has been "worse than Watergate."  Enough with the overreacting, already.  The scary black man will be out of office in a few years.  You'll get over it.
 
2013-05-09 10:05:29 AM
He was and is a preacher. Spewing lies and fear mongering is his shtick.

That said, I'd like him to agree to put a bullet in his head if Obama finishes his term unscathed.
 
2013-05-09 10:05:47 AM
Now that conservatives have figured out that they can use Benghazi (tm) to keep Hillary Clinton from beating their ass from here to next Tuesday, they will speak of it relentlessly without any let up for the next four years.   Definitely there is no possible way that people will get tired of that shiat.
 
2013-05-09 10:06:21 AM
He's wishing out loud and at the same time expounding the main thrust of all GOP efforts. To discredit Obama and get him out of office as soon as possible. What this means for our country is  Hilary Clinton will be elected in 2016.
 
2013-05-09 10:06:59 AM

TheGregiss: Ask his wife about her meth buying habits in the early 2000's.

/not kidding


Say, when did Mike Huckabee lose an impressive amount of weight?
 
2013-05-09 10:07:27 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-09 10:08:29 AM
Shame on all of you! Don't you realize? Can't all of you see? Take the blinders off sheeple! The reason Obama has worked so tirelessly day in and day out to cover this up is that the consulate had just found Barrack Obama's true birth certificate. Those four brave Americans that died were about to bring the TRUTH to light and Obama could never let that happen. Sadly Mike Huckabee is right, the Dems will cover this all up for their dear leader, because they're all getting a share of the profits from Barack's socialist death panels. Wake up people! Study it out! It's the only thing that makes sense.
 
2013-05-09 10:08:31 AM
I wasn't able to watch the hearings yesterday.  Can anyone summarize what new and damning information was put forth?
 
2013-05-09 10:08:37 AM
Proof that anything with "BENGHAZI" in the title is going to get greened.

/subby
//sorry :P
 
2013-05-09 10:10:53 AM

Infinite Monkeys In Front Of A Computer: I wasn't able to watch the hearings yesterday.  Can anyone summarize what new and damning information was put forth?


I'm pretty sure I was watching the hearings, but I didn't hear anything about Benghazi. The Rangers won, though, so that was pretty damning.
 
2013-05-09 10:12:05 AM

winterbraid: Proof that anything with "BENGHAZI" in the title is going to get greened.

/subby
//sorry :P


kaosrage.com
 
2013-05-09 10:13:39 AM
By MACKENZIE WEINGER | 5/6/13 2:50 PM EDT

Maybe the Huckster should have waited to hear what the 'whistleblowers' didn't have to say before making his prediction.

Has any 'dire' prediction by a conservative ever come true?
 
2013-05-09 10:13:50 AM

Infinite Monkeys In Front Of A Computer: I wasn't able to watch the hearings yesterday.  Can anyone summarize what new and damning information was put forth?


Nothing damning. They put Hicks on, who basically said that Susan Rice's statements were 'shocking' to him, and that he was frustrated by the military response being in his opinion not quick enough. That's about it. There's no f*cking coverup. There were probably some post-Benghazi political maneuverings made by the State Dept and the White House, but nothing to me that reeks of a coverup. This is just political masturbation at this point.
 
2013-05-09 10:14:25 AM

Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 612x397]


Is his eldest son Chris Christie???

DAMN HUCKABEE AND HIS MAGIC TIME MACHINE!!!
 
2013-05-09 10:14:32 AM
I think I can speak for 70% of the population when I say that I don't give a baker's fark about anything to do with Benghazi, and I haven't since about a week afterward, because that's how significant it was to me.  It's only a big deal to people that want it to be a big deal.  But compared to the lies of Bush (1 and 2) and Reagan, it doesn't even make a blip on the radar.
 
2013-05-09 10:15:52 AM

Hollie Maea: Now that conservatives have figured out that they can use Benghazi (tm) to keep Hillary Clinton from beating their ass from here to next Tuesday, they will speak of it relentlessly without any let up for the next four years.


Even that won't work. The only reason she's been (somewhat) restrained was because, as Secretary of State (or as someone testifying about what happened during their tenure as Secretary of State) you've got to at least look to be detached from this petty political stuff. Anybody who tries to pull this shiat in a debate with her is going to get torn apart, and I daresay that even "Please proceed, Governor" would pale in comparison.
 
2013-05-09 10:16:22 AM

theknuckler_33: Has any 'dire' prediction by a conservative ever come true?


One...


img.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-09 10:16:42 AM
Keep stroking that giant benghazi hard-on, republicans.  I'm sure something white will pop out of the tip eventually.
 
2013-05-09 10:17:07 AM
The GOP needs to continue its efforts to uncover the worstest scandal evar. (This is Watergate+Iran/Contra x 10)
 
2013-05-09 10:17:34 AM

Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 612x397]


That reptilian wearing the fat redheaded kid suit sure looks unnatural in that pose.
 
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