Popcorn Johnny: As long as I was paired up with a female before leaving, I'd go. fark this planet, I'm outta here!
Mentalpatient87: B-but all the little chicks with the crimson lips tell me Cleveland rocks!
doglover: Popcorn Johnny: As long as I was paired up with a female before leaving, I'd go. fark this planet, I'm outta here![cdn.arstechnica.net image 640x463]
BraveNewCheneyWorld: I'm sure there are much more pleasant ways to commit suicide than stranding yourself on a barren rock.
Sybarite: It's a godawful small affair.
Baron Harkonnen: A manned mission to Mars by a private company in 10 years' time when they haven't even designed, much less launched, a communications satellite? To say nothing of designing, building, launching and landing a fleet of hab modules? This ain't happening. But I'm sure they'll be happy to take your money
berylman: This whole Mars One project reeks of a giant scam... they will never leave the stratosphere at all and after raking in enough cash those responsible will disappear. Their original intentions may have been good though.
FrancoFile: berylman: This whole Mars One project reeks of a giant scam... they will never leave the stratosphere at all and after raking in enough cash those responsible will disappear. Their original intentions may have been good though.But-but-but-but they'll finance it with a reality TV show!
way south: The idea of living on the frontier is enticing, especially to do so for science.Gimme a gun, a dog, and a woman and I'd be gone./the gun is just there in case me and the dog run out of food.
Jim.Casy: It seems people are always more willing to flee from the problems around them than to stay and try to make things right.
blackhonda: It is obvious you have never been to cleveland, it is a great place to live and raise crotch fruit
Too_many_Brians: I should start something like this for an underwater exploration colony. Yeah. Get the application fees and then slip away on my giant submarine to a domed city under the sea.
Kibbler: I estrimate that at least 1200 of the applications bear the name "Weedlord Bonerhitler."
Andric: Bye bye! Don't forget your miniatures and Can-D supply.
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