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(Fark)   Subby has to pay respondent's attorney fees in very small amount over the next 12 months. What should he write on the memo line of each check?   (fark.com) divider line 62
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2013-05-09 01:57:48 AM  
"See other side"
 
2013-05-09 02:09:43 AM  
i.imgur.com

The fuse becomes shorter with each successive check.
 
2013-05-09 02:13:14 AM  
DIT
 
2013-05-09 04:42:35 AM  
Write out a sentence or a message or something.  Then scramble the letters.  Divide into 12 segments.  Write one segment of seemingly random letters on each memo line.
 
2013-05-09 07:07:35 AM  
"For sexual favors"
 
2013-05-09 07:20:26 AM  
"Parasite"
 
2013-05-09 07:34:59 AM  
take a picture of your penis, upload it here:
http://picascii.com/

 write the checks out all at once

fold the checks and they align correctly on a table
and write a N lines of the image on each successive check

it's important for the checks to have creases so someone realizes the
checks are folded together some how.
 
2013-05-09 08:02:20 AM  
One single letter on the memo line per check. Together, in order, it spells a 12-letter message: G O A W A Y A N D D I E
 
2013-05-09 08:15:58 AM  
الله أكبر!
 
2013-05-09 08:19:21 AM  
"meat spin"
 
2013-05-09 08:20:00 AM  
You were right.
 
2013-05-09 08:20:58 AM  
For being a looser!
 
2013-05-09 08:21:58 AM  
Can you be my lawyer next time?

Seriously, don't write anything you don't want to end up as an exhibit in court. Duh.
 
2013-05-09 08:22:59 AM  
B
e
Su
re
To
Dr
ink
Yo
ur
Ov
alt
ine
 
2013-05-09 08:24:45 AM  

serial_crusher: B
e
Su
re
To
Dr
ink
Yo
ur
Ov
alt
ine


DING DING DING
 
2013-05-09 08:25:07 AM  
EABOD
 
2013-05-09 08:52:21 AM  
VOID.
 
2013-05-09 08:59:39 AM  
 
2013-05-09 09:10:29 AM  

I_C_Weener: Seriously, don't write anything you don't want to end up as an exhibit in court.



Seriously, don't write anything you don't want to end up as an exhibit in court.

Seriously, don't write anything you don't want to end up as an exhibit in court.
 
2013-05-09 09:11:36 AM  
"My husband draws the line at sex with a troll mask on"
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-05-09 09:13:41 AM  
In the 1990s a man was cited for contempt for writing "OJ" in the memo field of a support or alimony check to his ex wife.
 
2013-05-09 09:19:57 AM  
Draw a glass of champagne and the words "money well spent"

Living well is the best revenge.
 
2013-05-09 09:22:34 AM  

wambu: Re: Arkell v Pressdram


Dayum, some Wikipedia author has way too much time on his hands.
 
2013-05-09 09:43:59 AM  
numbers of random bible verses. let them try to figure out some meaning to them.
 
2013-05-09 09:45:32 AM  
Dildos
 
2013-05-09 09:48:46 AM  
www.enemyplanet.com
 
2013-05-09 10:01:17 AM  
When I was in college, I wrote a rent check to my friend and roommate.  It being college, I was broke and the check bounced.  Since he had deposited it in the family investment account that was managed by his grandfather's buddy, the check went from the account guy, to my friend's grandpa to his dad and finally to him.  At each step, they all saw what I had written into the memo:

"For homemade gay porno"

(Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
 
2013-05-09 10:31:33 AM  
I'm a dumbass for thinking its a good idea to taunt people that practice law for a living with childish B.S.

You see the judge that ordered that you pay legal fees wants you to be a grown up and just farking pay it. He even cut you some slack by letting you pay over time. Trust me, I know from experience. You do not want the judge feeling the need to explain to you what he expects.
 
2013-05-09 10:37:21 AM  
BOHICA
 
2013-05-09 10:59:58 AM  
Depending on the amount, overpay by something trivial every month.  At the end of the twelve months, ask them to remit the overage, with interest.
 
2013-05-09 11:03:48 AM  
1 Timothy 6:10
 
2013-05-09 11:07:50 AM  
"Cashing this check acknowledges you have a small penis."
 
2013-05-09 11:34:57 AM  
write out a website address.

on said website host 12 pictures

one picture of your ejaculate on each check that was given him/her.

(or with the check partially shoved up your butt)

(or both)
 
2013-05-09 11:36:00 AM  
For (Lawyer's Name)'s Mother and her soft BJ lips.
 
2013-05-09 11:37:43 AM  
12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping
... etc ...
1 partridge in a pear tree
 
2013-05-09 11:43:00 AM  

sammyk: I'm a dumbass for thinking its a good idea to taunt people that practice law for a living with childish B.S.

You see the judge that ordered that you pay legal fees wants you to be a grown up and just farking pay it. He even cut you some slack by letting you pay over time. Trust me, I know from experience. You do not want the judge feeling the need to explain to you what he expects.


This. Grow up subby.
 
2013-05-09 12:10:13 PM  
BIE? EIP.
 
2013-05-09 12:15:57 PM  

stevetherobot: sammyk: I'm a dumbass for thinking its a good idea to taunt people that practice law for a living with childish B.S.

You see the judge that ordered that you pay legal fees wants you to be a grown up and just farking pay it. He even cut you some slack by letting you pay over time. Trust me, I know from experience. You do not want the judge feeling the need to explain to you what he expects.

This. Grow up subby.


This.  Just put the case number if you really feel the need to fill in the blank.
 
2013-05-09 12:17:16 PM  

ubnawkshiskid: "For sexual favors"


This is truly the only acceptable answer.
NSCSB: I used to do this when I'd buy really cheap crap from E-bay before paypal, stuff that costed like $1 or $2.  They always deposited/cashed the checks and I never received any neg feedback.
 
2013-05-09 12:20:25 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: stevetherobot: sammyk: I'm a dumbass for thinking its a good idea to taunt people that practice law for a living with childish B.S.

You see the judge that ordered that you pay legal fees wants you to be a grown up and just farking pay it. He even cut you some slack by letting you pay over time. Trust me, I know from experience. You do not want the judge feeling the need to explain to you what he expects.

This. Grow up subby.

This.  Just put the case number if you really feel the need to fill in the blank.


You guys must be a blast at parties.
 
2013-05-09 12:29:36 PM  
You could act like a big boy and write nothing.
 
2013-05-09 12:35:42 PM  

remus: [www.enemyplanet.com image 600x480]


You know that explanatory math added to the check is completely wrong, right?  It's ei*pi, not e2pi.  ei*pi  is -1.
 
2013-05-09 12:45:00 PM  
What is all this self-righteous, "be a man" and pay the good lawyer crap?

Who knew Fark had so many parasiticfetchers among its commenters?  Any chance you can get to fark over a lawyer, you take it son.  You take it.

Let us know what you decide to do.
 
2013-05-09 01:34:47 PM  
For dancing badly
 
2013-05-09 01:34:59 PM  

Prevailing Wind: What is all this self-righteous, "be a man" and pay the good lawyer crap?

Who knew Fark had so many parasiticfetchers among its commenters?  Any chance you can get to fark over a lawyer, you take it son.  You take it.


Submitter has been ordered to pay the other side's attorney's fees. In other words, a court has determined that Subby was in the wrong on this particular issue. Not only that, but because he indicates that he's paying fees to a "respondent," that means this was a dumbass lawsuit that Subby initiated, not one where he was just minding his own business and somebody came and sued him. And if this is in the US, fees aren't normally awarded against the losing party automatically (and even less often to prevailing respondents/defendants), so this suggests that whatever claim or argument Subby made was particularly stupid.

So bascially, Subby brought a frivolous claim against somebody else, and now wants to compound his obnoxiousness by writing juvenile bullshiat on the checks he pays the innocent victim with. I think that the adults here can agree that Subby's pretty much acting like a douche in this situation.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-05-09 01:40:12 PM  
In America, "respondent" is commonly used in domestic relations cases where "defendant" would be used in criminal and ordinary civil cases.
 
2013-05-09 02:22:16 PM  

Uzzah: So bascially, Subby brought a frivolous claim against somebody else, and now wants to compound his obnoxiousness by writing juvenile bullshiat on the checks he pays the innocent victim with. I think that the adults here can agree that Subby's pretty much acting like a douche in this situation.


Someday I hope I can be a grownup and know everything like you do.
 
2013-05-09 02:56:53 PM  
Putting something lewd and/or offensive is just needlessly asking for trouble. Even if nothing were to come of it, what does it get you in the end? A quick chuckle for like 10 seconds and maybe a good bar story you can pull out once in a while?

If you still want to fark with them, then put in something that will make them wonder "WTF?", but isn't anything that could get you in trouble. Like a series of random words or numbers (PHONE PAPER DISHWASHER ELEGANT), like it's some kind of secret code or something, but of course doesn't mean anything.
 
2013-05-09 04:00:17 PM  

ZAZ: In America, "respondent" is commonly used in domestic relations cases where "defendant" would be used in criminal and ordinary civil cases.


Either way, it's not routine in the US to be ordered to pay the other side's attorney's fees. The fact that subby is even asking this question is a bit of a clue as to how he* got himself in this situation to begin with.

And as for the "waah, you guys are no fun" babies: Life affords plenty of chances to be childish. This isn't one of them.
 
2013-05-09 04:27:34 PM  
How about a cryptic 12-word suicide note, spread out one word at a time over the year?

Life
Has
No
Meaning
So
I'm
Ending
It
All
With
A
Gun
 
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