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(Daily Mail)   Husband notices his wife is gaining a little weight, mans the harpoon   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 35
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2013-05-09 12:50:48 AM  
He's never getting head again...
 
2013-05-09 12:55:08 AM  
Good God on a half shell she's lucky to be alive.
 
2013-05-09 12:58:14 AM  
Accidental discharge, baby.
It happens to lots of guys.
 
2013-05-09 12:58:15 AM  
'Everything indicates it was an accident, but we are investigating. We don't think the husband tried to kill her,' said the officer, who cited department policy in declining to let her name be used.

Article contains 2 references to her name AND A PICTURE

!!?!???!?!!?!?!!?
 
2013-05-09 01:04:42 AM  
"Accident". Right. Right in the mouth, that is >.< ...
 
2013-05-09 01:40:13 AM  
Another responsible harpoon gun owner heard from.
 
2013-05-09 03:30:50 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
Call me Ishmael.
 
2013-05-09 06:13:45 AM  
Is her husband Phil Spector?
 
2013-05-09 07:50:04 AM  

Honest Bender: He's never getting head again...


Thar she blows!
 
2013-05-09 08:45:02 AM  
Wow, he is never going to hear the end of that.
 
2013-05-09 08:48:56 AM  
he can afford the hospital but can't buy her braces?
 
2013-05-09 08:49:06 AM  
After months of physical healing and years of therapy no man will ever get a BJ from that woman.
 
2013-05-09 08:49:25 AM  
She's not fat in that picture, but you can get an inkling of where she's headed.
 
2013-05-09 08:51:54 AM  
...and things in the Ahab household were never the same after that little fishing expedition.
 
2013-05-09 08:55:19 AM  
I'd harpoon her.
 
2013-05-09 08:56:09 AM  
I'd harpoon hit it
 
2013-05-09 09:00:04 AM  
Police said that damage wouldn't have been so bad if he hadn't insisted on reeling her in.
 
2013-05-09 09:02:49 AM  

ReverendJimBobHammer: I'd harpoon her.


Shakes tiny fist
 
2013-05-09 09:12:52 AM  
why on earth would you be cleaning a loaded spear gun? There's absolutely no reason for it be loaded in the first place, no way this was an accident.
 
2013-05-09 09:13:32 AM  
Sympathizes:

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2013-05-09 09:46:07 AM  
What's a girl her age be needin' harpoons for?
 
2013-05-09 10:08:19 AM  

MadMonk: why on earth would you be cleaning a loaded spear gun? There's absolutely no reason for it be loaded in the first place, no way this was an accident.


It's almost word-for-word the same line that's used when cops and military kill their spouses, or themselves. Great creativity there, Brazilians.
 
2013-05-09 10:46:31 AM  
Summer teeth
 
2013-05-09 10:46:58 AM  
Why do civilians need harpoons?  Only the military should be able to own harpoons.
 
2013-05-09 11:00:36 AM  

markie_farkie: 'Everything indicates it was an accident, but we are investigating. We don't think the husband tried to kill her,' said the officer, who cited department policy in declining to let her name be used.

Article contains 2 references to her name AND A PICTURE

!!?!???!?!!?!?!!?


I'm pretty sure the article is referring to the officer's name, not the victim's name.
 
2013-05-09 11:10:50 AM  
It wasn't because she was gaining a little weight; it was because she opened her mouth ...

/ducks
 
2013-05-09 11:50:31 AM  
Cleaning a loaded spear gun? Seriously?
 
2013-05-09 12:28:51 PM  
It was an accident?

Suuuuure it was.  Riiiiight.  Nudge nudge wink wink.
 
2013-05-09 01:10:11 PM  
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2013-05-09 01:41:43 PM  
Is her husband Phil Spector?

you magnificent bastard, LOL
 
2013-05-09 02:33:54 PM  
"Accidental." Right.

Like those accidental shootings that happen when someone's cleaning their gun.
 
2013-05-09 02:37:10 PM  
The gun is always loaded.

What an idiot. Either he was trying to kill her or he's so inept that he shouldn't be allowed to have projectile weapons in the first place.
 
2013-05-09 04:08:15 PM  
Hit in the face, yes, but "All visible objects, man, are but as pasteboard masks. But in each event - in the living act, the undoubted deed - there, some unknown but still reasoning thing puts forth the mouldings of its features from behind the unreasoning mask. If man will strike, strike through the mask! How can the prisoner reach outside except by thrusting through the wall?"
 
2013-05-09 06:34:48 PM  
farkmedown: The gun is always loaded.

What an idiot. Either he was trying to kill her or he's so inept that he shouldn't be allowed to have projectile weapons in the first place.


(in best scruffy voice) Second
 
2013-05-09 11:39:42 PM  
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