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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)   Teacha The Hutt charged with sex crimes involving a 13 year-old student who texted her and said he had a problem with his penis, and since she's the school sex-ed teacher, she promptly administered a thorough oral examination   (dfw.cbslocal.com) divider line 30
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2013-05-09 04:15:18 AM  
8 votes:
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2013-05-09 09:50:03 AM  
6 votes:

Baryogenesis: I don't see what the issue is.  She was the health teacher and he had a problem with his penis (maybe a snake bite?) that couldn't wait until penis inspection day.  Why are we stopping teachers from doing their jobs?


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2013-05-09 06:19:50 AM  
6 votes:
You came in that? You're braver than I thought.
2013-05-09 11:49:02 AM  
3 votes:
cbsdallas.files.wordpress.com encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
2013-05-09 08:57:49 AM  
3 votes:
BRING ME SOLO AND THE NOOKIE.
2013-05-09 05:31:25 AM  
3 votes:
I'd always wanted a blowjob from John Candy, just because nobody would believe me.
2013-05-09 03:52:47 AM  
3 votes:
That's not a woman, right?

That's a thumb with a face painted on it...
2013-05-09 01:13:25 AM  
3 votes:
She's fat and ugly. Her sentence should reflect that.
2013-05-09 12:09:12 AM  
3 votes:
cbsdallas.files.wordpress.com

Teacher Marlena Wafer Thin Mints
2013-05-08 11:52:52 PM  
3 votes:
cbsdallas.files.wordpress.com
sharetv.org
2013-05-09 11:02:49 AM  
2 votes:
Back in my day, we had to bang the fatties uphill both ways, in the snow.  And that's the way we liked it.
2013-05-09 08:08:10 AM  
2 votes:
What did she coach?  Competitive eating?
2013-05-09 07:20:32 AM  
2 votes:

RobSeace: A fellow coach told police that an eighth grader was reportedly bragging about his sexual relationship with Mints.

Bragging?? About her?!


"Guess what guys. you know how you put mints in your mouth?"
2013-05-09 06:07:52 AM  
2 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2013-05-09 04:44:20 AM  
2 votes:
She looks a little Downsy.
2013-05-09 02:16:25 AM  
2 votes:
Having that woman teach sex ed is still an abstinence-only education.
2013-05-08 10:40:22 PM  
2 votes:

PapaChester: Sweet mutton chops, lady.


Yeah because if she waxed those farking Elvis chops off, she'd be a real looker!
2013-05-09 03:12:30 PM  
1 votes:
I'm gonna toss out a wild guess that the 'victim' is black.
2013-05-09 03:04:31 PM  
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: That's not a woman, right?

That's a thumb with a face painted on it...


memeblender.com
2013-05-09 11:21:01 AM  
1 votes:

crab66: If she were hot there would be plenty of people who would have no problem with this.


Someone is going to grow up knowing that they accepted a blow job from this creature.  That's an extra layer of hurt inflicted on this victim that wouldn't be there if she were hot.  And there's no reason for it!
2013-05-09 10:33:27 AM  
1 votes:

Kim Jong B Illin: Give the kids a break.  She's what they call a 'practice girl'


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2013-05-09 08:47:43 AM  
1 votes:
You see Meg Mints, you're what they call a "practice girl"
2013-05-09 07:35:23 AM  
1 votes:
When eight hundred pounds you are, look so good you will not.
2013-05-09 06:58:32 AM  
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-05-09 06:20:22 AM  
1 votes:

dyhchong: TemporarySanity: crab66: If she were hot there would be plenty of people who would have no problem with this.

of farking course.... just look at her. that poor kid is scarred for life. i don't think you get to have normal sex with a normal person ever again after sticking your pee-pee in that.

I can just imagine her vagina making slurping sounds as her male pupils draw near.


politedissent.com
2013-05-09 05:57:57 AM  
1 votes:
I'm sure she cleans up nice. All mugshots are unflattering.
2013-05-09 05:34:06 AM  
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: That's not a woman, right?

That's a thumb with a face painted on it...


a very very saggy thumb.
2013-05-09 01:15:06 AM  
1 votes:

unlikely: She's fat and ugly. Her sentence should reflect that.


I'm pretty sure that's a life sentence right there
2013-05-09 12:23:40 AM  
1 votes:
I'd like to know what problem he told her he was having with his penis. Damn news stories never get the important details.
2013-05-09 12:01:53 AM  
1 votes:
Oral sex and Mints. There's a joke there.
 
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