Baryogenesis: I don't see what the issue is. She was the health teacher and he had a problem with his penis (maybe a snake bite?) that couldn't wait until penis inspection day. Why are we stopping teachers from doing their jobs?
RobSeace: A fellow coach told police that an eighth grader was reportedly bragging about his sexual relationship with Mints.Bragging?? About her?!
PapaChester: Sweet mutton chops, lady.
hardinparamedic: That's not a woman, right?That's a thumb with a face painted on it...
crab66: If she were hot there would be plenty of people who would have no problem with this.
Kim Jong B Illin: Give the kids a break. She's what they call a 'practice girl'
dyhchong: TemporarySanity: crab66: If she were hot there would be plenty of people who would have no problem with this.of farking course.... just look at her. that poor kid is scarred for life. i don't think you get to have normal sex with a normal person ever again after sticking your pee-pee in that.I can just imagine her vagina making slurping sounds as her male pupils draw near.
unlikely: She's fat and ugly. Her sentence should reflect that.
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