markie_farkie: PapaChester: Sweet mutton chops, lady.Yeah because if she waxed those farking Elvis chops off, she'd be a real looker!
hardinparamedic: That's not a woman, right?That's a thumb with a face painted on it...
Captain Dan: ... a problem he told her he was having with his penis. The student says Mints told him she would need to see it and asked him to meet her at school to show it to her.This teacher is my kind of scum, fearless and inventive.
IAMTHEINTARWEBS: Mama June?
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