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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)   Teacha The Hutt charged with sex crimes involving a 13 year-old student who texted her and said he had a problem with his penis, and since she's the school sex-ed teacher, she promptly administered a thorough oral examination   (dfw.cbslocal.com) divider line 108
    More: Dumbass, Cedar Hill Independent School District, Cedar Hill, sex crimes, alumni, middle schools, teachers  
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2013-05-08 10:31:37 PM  
Sweet mutton chops, lady.

/sweet mutton chops lady. Hiya!
 
2013-05-08 10:34:35 PM  
ook
 
2013-05-08 10:40:22 PM  

PapaChester: Sweet mutton chops, lady.


Yeah because if she waxed those farking Elvis chops off, she'd be a real looker!
 
2013-05-08 10:40:36 PM  
Teacha the Hutt, eh?  Now THIS I can fap to!
 
2013-05-08 10:42:32 PM  
Hutt.. Damn auto-correct!

/subby
 
2013-05-08 10:50:41 PM  
I wouldn't have hit that even as a hormonally charged teenager.
 
2013-05-08 11:51:09 PM  
"She was a great teacher. Always friendly, smiling, willing to help."


Clearly.
 
2013-05-08 11:52:52 PM  
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2013-05-08 11:53:07 PM  
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2013-05-08 11:57:27 PM  
A fellow coach told police that an eighth grader was reportedly bragging about his sexual relationship with Mints.

No harm done, then.

From her page on the school's website:

Every Health student needs the following items...

1. Green Folder
2. Colored Pencils


Add:
3. A weener
 
2013-05-09 12:01:53 AM  
Oral sex and Mints. There's a joke there.
 
2013-05-09 12:09:12 AM  
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Teacher Marlena Wafer Thin Mints
 
2013-05-09 12:20:16 AM  
 
2013-05-09 12:23:40 AM  
I'd like to know what problem he told her he was having with his penis. Damn news stories never get the important details.
 
2013-05-09 12:29:18 AM  

Pocket Ninja: I'd like to know what problem he told her he was having with his penis. Damn news stories never get the important details.


Kid's 13.. He was probably getting wood just thinking about....well....anything, and got worried enough to have Hutt take a look.
 
2013-05-09 12:39:33 AM  

Pocket Ninja: I'd like to know what problem he told her he was having with his penis. Damn news stories never get the important details.


The 5 Ws are simply a long lost journalistic concept, it seems
 
2013-05-09 01:13:25 AM  
She's fat and ugly. Her sentence should reflect that.
 
2013-05-09 01:14:51 AM  
She's very refreshing.
 
2013-05-09 01:15:06 AM  

unlikely: She's fat and ugly. Her sentence should reflect that.


I'm pretty sure that's a life sentence right there
 
2013-05-09 01:34:03 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: unlikely: She's fat and ugly. Her sentence should reflect that.

I'm pretty sure that's a life sentence right there


In these Teacher-Sex cases, there are two sentencing standards. Hot Young Female teacher and Everyone Else. All I'm saying is that this one is so VERY "Everyone Else".
 
2013-05-09 02:16:25 AM  
Having that woman teach sex ed is still an abstinence-only education.
 
2013-05-09 03:26:16 AM  
... a problem he told her he was having with his penis.  The student says Mints told him she would need to see it and asked him to meet her at school to show it to her.

This teacher is my kind of scum, fearless and inventive.
 
2013-05-09 03:52:47 AM  
That's not a woman, right?

That's a thumb with a face painted on it...
 
2013-05-09 04:15:18 AM  
i1048.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-09 04:44:20 AM  
She looks a little Downsy.
 
2013-05-09 05:31:25 AM  
I'd always wanted a blowjob from John Candy, just because nobody would believe me.
 
2013-05-09 05:34:06 AM  

hardinparamedic: That's not a woman, right?

That's a thumb with a face painted on it...


a very very saggy thumb.
 
2013-05-09 05:57:57 AM  
I'm sure she cleans up nice. All mugshots are unflattering.
 
2013-05-09 05:58:27 AM  

log_jammin: hardinparamedic: That's not a woman, right?

That's a thumb with a face painted on it...

a very very saggy thumb.



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"Sort of want"
 
2013-05-09 06:00:21 AM  
Mints or Mince?
 
2013-05-09 06:01:33 AM  
Why the fark would a student be texting a teacher for any reason?

/went to high school in the 80s.
 
2013-05-09 06:01:41 AM  

sithon: She looks a little Downsy.


bingo
 
2013-05-09 06:02:46 AM  
If she were hot there would be plenty of people who would have no problem with this.
 
2013-05-09 06:05:45 AM  
Back in Greek and Roman times the 12 and up crowd would go to the local temple and fark a bunch of 20-50 year olds and they just called it Tuesday.
 
2013-05-09 06:07:52 AM  
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2013-05-09 06:10:46 AM  

lewismarktwo: Back in Greek and Roman times the 12 and up crowd would go to the local temple baths and fark a bunch of 20-50 year olds men and they just called it Tuesday.


/FTFY
//or they'd just call it the Catholic Church
///or Republican caucus
 
2013-05-09 06:11:50 AM  
Smoking Hot! and if you don't think so you're probably going out to reststops at night, if you get my drift.

Too sharp of knees?
/please
 
2013-05-09 06:13:29 AM  

crab66: If she were hot there would be plenty of people who would have no problem with this.


of farking course.... just look at her. that poor kid is scarred for life. i don't think you get to have normal sex with a normal person ever again after sticking your pee-pee in that.
 
2013-05-09 06:15:51 AM  

TemporarySanity: crab66: If she were hot there would be plenty of people who would have no problem with this.

of farking course.... just look at her. that poor kid is scarred for life. i don't think you get to have normal sex with a normal person ever again after sticking your pee-pee in that.


I can just imagine her vagina making slurping sounds as her male pupils draw near.
 
2013-05-09 06:19:50 AM  
You came in that? You're braver than I thought.
 
2013-05-09 06:20:22 AM  

dyhchong: TemporarySanity: crab66: If she were hot there would be plenty of people who would have no problem with this.

of farking course.... just look at her. that poor kid is scarred for life. i don't think you get to have normal sex with a normal person ever again after sticking your pee-pee in that.

I can just imagine her vagina making slurping sounds as her male pupils draw near.


politedissent.com
 
2013-05-09 06:24:51 AM  
He probably heard "fat chicks give better head" and "older women are better in bed because of experience" and figured he'd hit the jackpot.
 
2013-05-09 06:24:53 AM  
Marlena Mints

Oh come on. How is that not a stripper name?
Not that I'd want to see it strip, but really...
 
2013-05-09 06:24:55 AM  
OH HELL NAW MAN!  I was as horny as the rest, but I would not have done that...ever.....
 
2013-05-09 06:25:23 AM  
She's better looking when she's done up, but then just about anyone looks better when you compare it to a mugshot photo.

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2013-05-09 06:26:10 AM  

Oldiron_79: You came in that? You're braver than I thought.


Holy crap. Coffee buning my nose.
Hilarious and painful.
 
2013-05-09 06:26:22 AM  

Battlestar Girlactica: She's better looking when she's done up, but then just about anyone looks better when you compare it to a mugshot photo.

[crimeblog.dallasnews.com image 367x397][cbsdallas.files.wordpress.com image 300x225]


Fat girls give better head because they are hungry.  She looks like she has quite the appetite.
 
2013-05-09 06:28:09 AM  
THATS SICK.
 
2013-05-09 06:36:18 AM  

unlikely: She's fat and ugly. Her sentence should reflect that.


It will, by her having any sentence at all.
 
2013-05-09 06:40:29 AM  

lewismarktwo: Back in Greek and Roman times the 12 and up crowd would go to the local temple and fark a bunch of 20-50 year olds and they just called it Tuesday.


So that's what people mean when they say "when in Rome.."?
 
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