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(The Raw Story)   Charles Ramsey : "I got a paycheck, take that reward and give it to the kidnap victims   (rawstory.com) divider line 28
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2013-05-09 12:22:01 AM  
24 votes:

ManateeGag: Notabunny: This dude's alright. I'd have ribs with him.

racist.


When I was younger, sure. But now I drive pretty slow.
FNG [TotalFark]
2013-05-09 01:06:26 AM  
10 votes:
Buy that man a tub full of Heineken.
2013-05-09 01:36:07 AM  
4 votes:

pippi longstocking: This guy is going to end up dead coked-up in some strip joint by the end of the month.


Some guys have all the luck
2013-05-09 01:17:24 AM  
3 votes:

unlikely: No.

No no no.

This is the 2000s. We can NOT allow a hero to remain a hero.

SOMEONE will have to find some dirt on this farker. Take him apart. Make him pay.


Ain't nobody got time fo' that.
2013-05-09 02:10:42 AM  
2 votes:

Epiphany: Charles Ramsay wasn't the one who rescued those girls, he came up as someone else was rescuing them, and then he called 911 when the girl had already called 911.

He also is a serial domestic abuser.

So yeah, the only way this guy is a hero is that he was an immediately recognizable meme as soon as anyone saw his interview.


I heard he was a tower guard on the gate leading to the gas showers in the Auschwitz concentration camp, and personally dumped Zyklon B on 200 Infants just to watch them die.
2013-05-09 01:58:55 AM  
2 votes:

Uchiha_Cycliste: Who doesn't love ribs? I mean seriously, they are awesome!


Seriously.

You Yankee Cretins don't know what you're missing with a good rack of ribs. Make sure they're wet and messy, like your mom last night.
2013-05-09 01:29:27 AM  
2 votes:

Gyrfalcon: I don't care what anyone else will come along and say.

THIS is a HERO.



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2013-05-09 01:28:44 AM  
2 votes:
Build him up. Tear him down. It's the American way.
2013-05-09 01:15:54 AM  
2 votes:
No.

No no no.

This is the 2000s. We can NOT allow a hero to remain a hero.

SOMEONE will have to find some dirt on this farker. Take him apart. Make him pay.
2013-05-08 09:55:22 PM  
2 votes:
This dude's alright. I'd have ribs with him.
2013-05-09 03:02:45 AM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-05-09 02:55:24 AM  
1 votes:

OgreMagi: Uchiha_Cycliste: hardinparamedic: Uchiha_Cycliste: Who doesn't love ribs? I mean seriously, they are awesome!

Seriously.

You Yankee Cretins don't know what you're missing with a good rack of ribs. Make sure they're wet and messy, like your mom last night.

I assure you, the bay area and the east bay in particular has some awesome ribs and BBQ joints

Bobby's Backdoor BBQ closed.  They were the best.

/Cajun style, it bites back


Bay Area BBQ you need to go to Old Oakland Road in San Jose, and try Jon Jon's. I live in Austin, and that's almost as good as the BBQ I've had here, or in Lockhart. Oakland BBQ isn't that good, but maybe i went to the wrong places. San Francisco BBQ will probably be zucchini.
2013-05-09 02:54:14 AM  
1 votes:

ArcadianRefugee: TV's Vinnie: The[n] why doesn't Drudge have the balls to allow users to make comments?

I think you answered that in your post in the "army of Christ" thread:

TV's Vinnie: Ratings have been disabled for this video. Comments are disabled for this video. Why is it that these buttholes always block comments or even ratings for their stupid videos? What a bunch of god-damned cowards they are. They want to wage a holy war at America but their feelings would be hurt if someone made a bad comment or a down-vote.


Which proves that unless Drew also gets a boner from smearing raw eggs all over himself like Matt Drudge does, Fark is nothing like Drudge Report.
2013-05-09 02:37:05 AM  
1 votes:

peasants_are_revolting: Mad_Radhu: Oldiron_79: ManateeGag: Notabunny: This dude's alright. I'd have ribs with him.

racist.

Ribs being a black thing must be a northern thing, down south white people eat ribs too.

This. I grew up in the south, and every white person I knew also couldn't get enough fried chicken and watermelon come summertime. It's not a black thing, it's a SOUTHERN thing.

Exactly. My mom's from Alabama, and I spent many summers down there growing up. We ate watermelon and catfish and fried chicken. Hell, my grandma fried everything - she even fried the biscuits left over from breakfast. And if you want a real stereotype-breaker, we're white (the parts that aren't Native American), and my mom literally picked cotton in the fields of Alabama when she was young.

/For an example of something that's not a stereotype-breaker, I have Southern roots, and if you talk about my mom, I will beat the hell out of you.
//Just kidding, but really.


Keep breaking those boundaries, guys. You're like the Rosa Parks of people.
2013-05-09 02:33:08 AM  
1 votes:

muck4doo: REO-Weedwagon: Build him up. Tear him down. It's the American way.

Indeed.


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2013-05-09 02:27:03 AM  
1 votes:
Well if he didn't want his dirty laundry aired for all he shouldn't have done something nice for someone else.  That is why if someone asks me for help I tell them to go fark themselves.  Saves me a lot of headache.
2013-05-09 02:25:12 AM  
1 votes:

weltallica: [i.imgur.com image 356x146]

It has begun.


Help save someone, have smokinggun.com expose all your past sins. There is something seriously wrong with this country.

/Seriously. Go fark yourselves smokinggun.com
//You too Drew as long as you support them
2013-05-09 02:20:28 AM  
1 votes:

borg: If Drudge is bigoted then so is Fark.


i48.tinypic.com

NO shiat.
2013-05-09 02:20:20 AM  
1 votes:

Don't Troll Me Bro!: FNG: Buy that man a tub full of Heineken.

I felt so terrible the first time I saw a picture of that man, and that image popped into my head.


Pfft. Don't feel terrible. Heineken guy's a hero in his own right. I mean, what was safer to drink in a major flood situation like that? Water or beer? He knew how to stay safely hydrated, and no doubt passed on the valuable knowledge.

/Alcohol has multiple benefits.
//Sincere assessment of Lootie.
2013-05-09 01:59:37 AM  
1 votes:
"Cooper noted that the FBI had offered a reward for at least two of the victims."

I'd be kind of ticked off if I was the person without the reward.

"Thanks for saving these two. That other chick you can throw back."
2013-05-09 01:44:52 AM  
1 votes:
Of course, the bigots at Drudge are talking about this guy being a "serial domestic abuser". Obama's not the only blah guy the right wing hates.
2013-05-09 01:38:39 AM  
1 votes:

desertgeek: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Some hyper pc leftist posted some shiat on my FB feed about how anyone who posts the Ramsy interview video is perpetuating black stereotypes and making fun of black culture and is a racist.

And that guy should undergo forced sterilization.


It's a fat white chick, surprise surprise.
2013-05-09 01:37:11 AM  
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Some hyper pc leftist posted some shiat on my FB feed about how anyone who posts the Ramsy interview video is perpetuating black stereotypes and making fun of black culture and is a racist.


And that guy should undergo forced sterilization.
2013-05-09 01:32:36 AM  
1 votes:
I have to admit I'm kind of a little surprised he has a paycheck.
2013-05-09 01:23:42 AM  
1 votes:
This guy is going to end up dead coked-up in some strip joint by the end of the month.
2013-05-09 01:00:59 AM  
1 votes:

Notabunny: ManateeGag: Notabunny: This dude's alright. I'd have ribs with him.

racist.

When I was younger, sure. But now I drive pretty slow.



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2013-05-09 12:19:05 AM  
1 votes:

Notabunny: This dude's alright. I'd have ribs with him.


racist.
2013-05-08 10:14:00 PM  
1 votes:
I like him, but damn he talks retarded.
 
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