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(WESH Orlando)   Usually it's a dream come true when you have two sisters knocking down your door. But seeing as how this is Florida you can guess how it worked out   (wesh.com) divider line 10
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2013-05-08 08:25:48 PM  
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The Sisters kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Andy - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, Florida would have got the best of him.
2013-05-08 11:40:59 PM  
2 votes:
Brianna Bruckland was charged with burglary of a dwelling with battery, battery, criminal mischief and disorderly intoxication


She clearly revels in battery.
2013-05-08 09:16:09 PM  
2 votes:
They fixed the cable?
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-05-08 08:28:44 PM  
2 votes:
I remember when those two hot sisters moved in next door. I remember every night they failed to break down my door and force themselves on me.  That was right before or right after the nicely curved recent divorcee neighbor showed a similar lack of character.
2013-05-09 07:53:51 AM  
1 votes:

99.998er: fusillade762: Here's a better picture of the mugshots for teh determination of sharp kneeness.

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I think they are going to need a stronger door...like the ones they used to have on castles.


And a moat. Filled with vodka.
2013-05-09 01:14:04 AM  
1 votes:

illannoyin: Two sisters is one of the few things I've not done.

Grandmother, mother, daughter however.


Didn't this story end with something like "Then the Farmer said 'And behind the 4th hole is a milking machine that doesn't let go until it gets a full gallon.'"
2013-05-09 12:06:43 AM  
1 votes:

wxboy: I thought this was going to be a story about nuns.


Dear Penthouse I never thought this would happen to me but one day when I cut catechism class two nuns hunted me down at my house and...
2013-05-09 12:06:18 AM  
1 votes:
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2013-05-09 12:00:15 AM  
1 votes:

Apos: Brianna Bruckland was charged with burglary of a dwelling with battery, battery, criminal mischief and disorderly intoxication


She clearly revels in battery.


She LIKES battery.

/lemme shoehorn in a Blazing Saddles reference...
2013-05-08 11:31:47 PM  
1 votes:
My experience with two sisters was much more pleasant.
 
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