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(WESH Orlando)   Usually it's a dream come true when you have two sisters knocking down your door. But seeing as how this is Florida you can guess how it worked out   (wesh.com) divider line 7
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2013-05-09 12:30:20 AM  
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One of the suspects, Katie Buckland, 24, told police she and a resident of the apartment had been sexually involved since December, and she was there to confront that man and his live-in girlfriend.

Sounds like he deserves another beating from someone
2013-05-08 08:25:48 PM  
2 votes:
The Sisters kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Andy - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, Florida would have got the best of him.
2013-05-09 12:41:21 AM  
1 votes:

OgreMagi: DreamSnipers: OgreMagi: Let me explain the rules when sticking your junk in the crazy.

Rule #1:  NEVER LET THEM FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE.

There are no other rules.

Your inexperience is showing my friend:
Don't let them know where you live.
Don't let them know your real name.
Don't let them know where you work.
Don't let them know who your friends are.
Don't let them know when you leave.
Don't turn your back.

Shiat.  That explains my ongoing problems.


The one hard fast rule is "Don't go to bed with crazy." Unfortunately sometimes the crazy stuff gets revealed too late to follow the rule. And for some Farkers that means never getting laid. If you are faced with losing never losing your virginity or going to bed with crazy--Die virgin.
2013-05-09 12:20:41 AM  
1 votes:
Let me explain the rules when sticking your junk in the crazy.

Rule #1:  NEVER LET THEM FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE.

There are no other rules.
2013-05-09 12:06:18 AM  
1 votes:
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2013-05-08 09:33:01 PM  
1 votes:

wxboy: I thought this was going to be a story about nuns.


I thought they were both black women.
2013-05-08 09:16:09 PM  
1 votes:
They fixed the cable?
 
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