OgreMagi: DreamSnipers: OgreMagi: Let me explain the rules when sticking your junk in the crazy.Rule #1: NEVER LET THEM FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE.There are no other rules.Your inexperience is showing my friend:Don't let them know where you live.Don't let them know your real name.Don't let them know where you work.Don't let them know who your friends are.Don't let them know when you leave.Don't turn your back.Shiat. That explains my ongoing problems.
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