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(WESH Orlando)   Usually it's a dream come true when you have two sisters knocking down your door. But seeing as how this is Florida you can guess how it worked out   (wesh.com) divider line 45
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2013-05-08 08:25:48 PM
The Sisters kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Andy - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, Florida would have got the best of him.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-05-08 08:28:44 PM
I remember when those two hot sisters moved in next door. I remember every night they failed to break down my door and force themselves on me.  That was right before or right after the nicely curved recent divorcee neighbor showed a similar lack of character.
 
2013-05-08 09:16:09 PM
They fixed the cable?
 
2013-05-08 09:16:10 PM
I thought this was going to be a story about nuns.
 
2013-05-08 09:33:01 PM

wxboy: I thought this was going to be a story about nuns.


I thought they were both black women.
 
2013-05-08 10:57:02 PM

nvmac: wxboy: I thought this was going to be a story about nuns.

I thought they were both black women.


Without teeth
 
2013-05-08 11:31:47 PM
My experience with two sisters was much more pleasant.
 
2013-05-08 11:40:59 PM
Brianna Bruckland was charged with burglary of a dwelling with battery, battery, criminal mischief and disorderly intoxication


She clearly revels in battery.
 
2013-05-09 12:00:15 AM

Apos: Brianna Bruckland was charged with burglary of a dwelling with battery, battery, criminal mischief and disorderly intoxication


She clearly revels in battery.


She LIKES battery.

/lemme shoehorn in a Blazing Saddles reference...
 
2013-05-09 12:02:45 AM

nvmac: wxboy: I thought this was going to be a story about nuns.

I thought they were both black women.


I was expecting female bronies...
 
2013-05-09 12:06:18 AM
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-09 12:06:40 AM

PizzaJedi81: Apos: Brianna Bruckland was charged with burglary of a dwelling with battery, battery, criminal mischief and disorderly intoxication


She clearly revels in battery.

She LIKES battery.

/lemme shoehorn in a Blazing Saddles reference...


Heh...Nicely done.
 
2013-05-09 12:06:43 AM

wxboy: I thought this was going to be a story about nuns.


Dear Penthouse I never thought this would happen to me but one day when I cut catechism class two nuns hunted me down at my house and...
 
2013-05-09 12:07:12 AM
I've never dreamed of both of my sisters breaking down my door.
 
2013-05-09 12:07:23 AM

Apos: Brianna Bruckland was charged with burglary of a dwelling with battery, battery, criminal mischief and disorderly intoxication


She clearly revels in battery.


They said battery twice.
 
2013-05-09 12:11:49 AM
Here's a better picture of the mugshots for teh determination of sharp kneeness.

www.wesh.com
 
2013-05-09 12:15:39 AM

BarkingUnicorn: My experience with two sisters was much more pleasant.


Two sisters is one of the few things I've not done.

Grandmother, mother, daughter however.

/No, not at the same time
//It's kinda like the force
///The horny was strong in their family
 
2013-05-09 12:15:53 AM
Hmm I think they are below the curve on the hot/crazy diagram.
 
2013-05-09 12:16:43 AM

SpdrJay: I've never dreamed of both of my sisters breaking down my door.


Well how did you become a member of Fark without that prerequisite fantasy?
 
2013-05-09 12:19:50 AM

illannoyin: Grandmother, mother, daughter


Impressive. Most impressive.
 
2013-05-09 12:20:29 AM

illannoyin: BarkingUnicorn: My experience with two sisters was much more pleasant.

Two sisters is one of the few things I've not done.

Grandmother, mother, daughter however.

/No, not at the same time
//It's kinda like the force
///The horny was strong in their family


Grandma's Boy?  Did she give Charlie Chaplin a handjob?

dvdmedia.ign.com
 
2013-05-09 12:20:41 AM
Let me explain the rules when sticking your junk in the crazy.

Rule #1:  NEVER LET THEM FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE.

There are no other rules.
 
2013-05-09 12:28:29 AM

OgreMagi: Let me explain the rules when sticking your junk in the crazy.

Rule #1:  NEVER LET THEM FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE.

There are no other rules.


Yeah, there are.

Rule #2:  USE A BURNER PHONE.
 
2013-05-09 12:29:11 AM
uhmm......no.
 
2013-05-09 12:29:26 AM
Was it meth-related?.
 
2013-05-09 12:29:36 AM

OgreMagi: Let me explain the rules when sticking your junk in the crazy.

Rule #1:  NEVER LET THEM FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE.

There are no other rules.


Your inexperience is showing my friend:
Don't let them know where you live.
Don't let them know your real name.
Don't let them know where you work.
Don't let them know who your friends are.
Don't let them know when you leave.
Don't turn your back.
 
2013-05-09 12:30:20 AM
One of the suspects, Katie Buckland, 24, told police she and a resident of the apartment had been sexually involved since December, and she was there to confront that man and his live-in girlfriend.

Sounds like he deserves another beating from someone
 
2013-05-09 12:32:29 AM

DreamSnipers: OgreMagi: Let me explain the rules when sticking your junk in the crazy.

Rule #1:  NEVER LET THEM FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE.

There are no other rules.

Your inexperience is showing my friend:
Don't let them know where you live.
Don't let them know your real name.
Don't let them know where you work.
Don't let them know who your friends are.
Don't let them know when you leave.
Don't turn your back.


Shiat.  That explains my ongoing problems.
 
2013-05-09 12:37:22 AM
Pussy passes all around! (No criminal sentences or real penalties). I'm surprised the guy isn't in jail for delinquency of a female (not an actual crime, but a social derived one)
 
2013-05-09 12:41:21 AM

OgreMagi: DreamSnipers: OgreMagi: Let me explain the rules when sticking your junk in the crazy.

Rule #1:  NEVER LET THEM FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE.

There are no other rules.

Your inexperience is showing my friend:
Don't let them know where you live.
Don't let them know your real name.
Don't let them know where you work.
Don't let them know who your friends are.
Don't let them know when you leave.
Don't turn your back.

Shiat.  That explains my ongoing problems.


The one hard fast rule is "Don't go to bed with crazy." Unfortunately sometimes the crazy stuff gets revealed too late to follow the rule. And for some Farkers that means never getting laid. If you are faced with losing never losing your virginity or going to bed with crazy--Die virgin.
 
2013-05-09 12:44:49 AM

What_Would_Jimi_Do: [media.tumblr.com image 500x356]


Clap havin jezebel!
 
2013-05-09 12:55:01 AM

Fano: The Sisters kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Andy - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, Florida would have got the best of him.


Well nobody else did so I'll say it: This was damn funny. Kudos.
 
2013-05-09 12:56:16 AM
I'll have a good time with these two i.imgur.com
Even if they were crazy
 
2013-05-09 01:00:19 AM

BarkingUnicorn: illannoyin: BarkingUnicorn: My experience with two sisters was much more pleasant.

Two sisters is one of the few things I've not done.

Grandmother, mother, daughter however.

/No, not at the same time
//It's kinda like the force
///The horny was strong in their family

Grandma's Boy?  Did she give Charlie Chaplin a handjob?

[dvdmedia.ign.com image 850x553]


I LOLd.

Bonanza Jellybean: illannoyin: Grandmother, mother, daughter

Impressive. Most impressive.


Thank you. But, in fairness, they did most of the work.

www.wesh.com

That one on the right looks like a woman my nephew went to high school with before she became a hooker...

Link

/They both look like snarky biatches who think they're bad but will get issued the keeping it real gone wrong beatdown in jail
//I don't like people playin' on my phone!
 
2013-05-09 01:05:11 AM

fusillade762: Here's a better picture of the mugshots for teh determination of sharp kneeness.

[www.wesh.com image 378x252]


I think they are going to need a stronger door...like the ones they used to have on castles.
 
2013-05-09 01:14:04 AM

illannoyin: Two sisters is one of the few things I've not done.

Grandmother, mother, daughter however.


Didn't this story end with something like "Then the Farmer said 'And behind the 4th hole is a milking machine that doesn't let go until it gets a full gallon.'"
 
2013-05-09 01:27:55 AM

Mega Steve: One of the suspects, Katie Buckland, 24, told police she and a resident of the apartment had been sexually involved since December, and she was there to confront that man and his live-in girlfriend.

Sounds like he deserves another beating from someone


i1243.photobucket.com
Is this him?
 
2013-05-09 01:34:59 AM

NateAsbestos: Fano: The Sisters kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Andy - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, Florida would have got the best of him.

Well nobody else did so I'll say it: This was damn funny. Kudos.


Thanks! I actually took a minute or so to watch the video in case they mentioned his name so I could sub out "Andy." Although I suppose since they didn't mention the victims name they sure showed his exact address, with, I guess, a repaired, non-kicked-in door.
 
2013-05-09 03:06:18 AM
That's what I call a Hot Mess.
 
2013-05-09 05:28:33 AM
They fixed the cable?
 
2013-05-09 05:36:23 AM

Walter Paisley: Mega Steve: One of the suspects, Katie Buckland, 24, told police she and a resident of the apartment had been sexually involved since December, and she was there to confront that man and his live-in girlfriend.

Sounds like he deserves another beating from someone

[i1243.photobucket.com image 300x314]
Is this him?


I was thinking a beating from his "live-in girlfriend", but Tinker Galoot there will work
 
2013-05-09 07:07:40 AM
FTA-smell of alcohol was emitting out of the passenger-side window, they said.

You ever notice how cops can smell almost anything if its coming from a car window?
 
2013-05-09 07:26:32 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: I'll have a good time with these two [i.imgur.com image 492x670]
Even if they were crazy


Good Lord
 
2013-05-09 07:53:51 AM

99.998er: fusillade762: Here's a better picture of the mugshots for teh determination of sharp kneeness.

[www.wesh.com image 378x252]

I think they are going to need a stronger door...like the ones they used to have on castles.


And a moat. Filled with vodka.
 
2013-05-09 06:30:52 PM

Mega Steve: Walter Paisley: Mega Steve: One of the suspects, Katie Buckland, 24, told police she and a resident of the apartment had been sexually involved since December, and she was there to confront that man and his live-in girlfriend.

Sounds like he deserves another beating from someone

[i1243.photobucket.com image 300x314]
Is this him?

I was thinking a beating from his "live-in girlfriend", but Tinker Galoot there will work


I was suggesting that the man from TFA was the man in the image. It was a reference to the film Idiocracy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icmRCixQrx8
 
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