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(Herald-Citizen)   Shiat gets real in the Pop Tart aisle   (herald-citizen.com) divider line 75
    More: Scary, Pop-Tarts, Putnam County, kidnappings, Cookeville Police Officers  
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2013-05-08 09:46:12 PM
TFA kind of glosses over the whole, FREE COKE!!1 aspect of this story.
 
2013-05-08 09:49:01 PM
What a deep-fried Pop-Tart covered in cocaine might look like:

thoughtsappear.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-08 09:49:07 PM
Once Gist was taken away, the woman told officers what had happened. She said it began the day before when Gist, who by court order was not to be around her, tracked her down at a residence in rural Putnam County and assaulted her. She told the officers that when Gist found her there, he was very angry and "poured cocaine out on a table and forced her face into it, attempting to get her to snort cocaine," one report says.

What a lucky gal.
 
2013-05-08 09:49:52 PM
At least he wasn't in the Serial aisle.
 
2013-05-08 09:50:17 PM
Goddamn America is awesome. We have stores with entire aisles devoted soley to Pop Tarts. Kick ass, motherfarkers!
 
2013-05-08 09:56:27 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-08 10:00:21 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-08 10:02:49 PM
Frosted brown sugar poptarts are the best!
 
2013-05-08 10:10:25 PM
I wonder what other product-specific aisles might exist at Walmart...
 
2013-05-08 10:10:45 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-05-08 10:12:57 PM
No one shoves my face in a table full of cocaine :(
 
2013-05-08 10:14:44 PM

bdub77: [i.imgur.com image 466x462]


Nicely done
 
2013-05-08 10:17:36 PM
This is the same police department that killed a dog for no reason (and paid big).

/ashamed to admit I live here
 
2013-05-08 10:21:17 PM

Marvin: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x304]


came to post this

/Potassium BROMATE?!
 
2013-05-08 10:55:01 PM

bdub77: [i.imgur.com image 466x462]


although i love frosted cherry poptarts either toasted to a dangerous molten lava or even at room temp, I appreciate the opinion and emotion of this bear.

in addition, I enjoy the fact that this bear could either have snow or cocaine all over it's furry self.

terrific,
 
2013-05-08 11:01:53 PM

lewismarktwo: A whole damn aisle?


seriously!?! That' what I came here to marvel at. I wish my local store had a pop-tart aisle.
 
2013-05-08 11:41:00 PM

megarian: No one shoves my face in a table full of cocaine :(


Get a job as a stripper and that will happen all the time.

Let me know how that career choice goes for you.
 
2013-05-08 11:54:51 PM
Let's not get too proud on the entire aisle of pop tarts. For every Kellogg's flavor they also need a great value toaster pastry flavor too.
 
2013-05-09 12:11:06 AM
I rarely eat processed foods but nothing beats pop tarts when getting tossed around at sea. I don't know why but it works for me.
 
2013-05-09 12:12:11 AM
Wow. What a useless piece of shiat.
 
2013-05-09 12:21:01 AM
I told u I was hardcore
 
2013-05-09 08:54:53 AM
She calls her mom to call the police?
www.troll.me
 
2013-05-09 11:06:41 AM
What kind of limp-wristed douche comes at a guy with a baseball bat and gets his ass run out of his own house?? I mean, seriously...

/I am a middle-aged gay so save the butthurt...
//the day I can't whip an unarmed man with my baseball bat is the day I commit 'suicide-by pop-tart'...
///diabetic, don't ya know...
 
2013-05-09 11:58:49 AM
Hometown news on Fark!
I went to high school with one of the cops in TFA.  Didn't know he was now a cop.

/Thank you, Fark, for keeping me infromed
 
2013-05-09 08:38:49 PM

payattention: What kind of limp-wristed douche comes at a guy with a baseball bat and gets his ass run out of his own house?? I mean, seriously...

/I am a middle-aged gay so save the butthurt...
//the day I can't whip an unarmed man with my baseball bat is the day I commit 'suicide-by pop-tart'...
///diabetic, don't ya know...


Well, you're gonna be a weak-assed sonuvabiatch by 70, so get ready for that.
 
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