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(Herald-Citizen)   Shiat gets real in the Pop Tart aisle   (herald-citizen.com) divider line 75
    More: Scary, Pop-Tarts, Putnam County, kidnappings, Cookeville Police Officers  
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2013-05-08 08:57:16 PM  
www.inquisitr.com
 
2013-05-08 08:57:47 PM  
There is a whole aisle for pop tarts? WTMF? I have to get out more.
 
2013-05-08 08:58:54 PM  
I read that article twice and still don't get the gist.
 
2013-05-08 08:59:23 PM  
That's why I stick with toaster strudels- poptarts are the food of the debil.
 
2013-05-08 09:00:04 PM  
There's an actual Pop Tart aisle?  It's not just mixed in with the breakfast and granola foods?
 
2013-05-08 09:00:49 PM  
stick to the   cookie stand
 
2013-05-08 09:01:39 PM  
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2013-05-08 09:02:15 PM  
TIL Wal-mart has a pop-tart isle.
 
2013-05-08 09:02:39 PM  

studs up: There is a whole aisle for pop tarts? WTMF? I have to get out more.


Cytokine Storm: There's an actual Pop Tart aisle?  It's not just mixed in with the breakfast and granola foods?


This and that, we sound fat
 
2013-05-08 09:04:17 PM  
A whole damn aisle?
 
2013-05-08 09:05:45 PM  
biatch must give one helluva blowjob to be worth all that.
 
2013-05-08 09:07:45 PM  
after going to the bathroom the female went back to the poptart aisle to interact with him?
 
2013-05-08 09:07:56 PM  
He obviously enjoys popping the tart.
 
2013-05-08 09:08:34 PM  
 
2013-05-08 09:10:26 PM  
Attention Walmart shoppers... in the Cookeville Walmart
I have one piece of advice for you
No matter what your boyfriend tells you
There's no sex in the Pop Tart aisle. NONE!
Oh there's POP TARTS in the Pop Tart aisle
But he don't want Pop Tarts. He wants sex
And there's NO sex.. in the Pop Tart aisle.
 
2013-05-08 09:11:24 PM  

AGremlin: I read that article twice and still don't get the gist.


You don't want the gist.
 
2013-05-08 09:11:39 PM  
And to think that bastard was probably inches away from discovering the angelic pinnacle of modern food manufacturing, the one treat so delicious and perfect (with a side of milk) that single bite alone could scrub all the evil from his mind and soul.  And yet, the S'mores pop tarts escaped his notice.
 
2013-05-08 09:12:15 PM  

Somebody Else: AGremlin: I read that article twice and still don't get the gist.

You don't want the gist.


You can't handle the gist.
 
2013-05-08 09:12:30 PM  
"Pop Tart....YO Pop Tart..."
 
2013-05-08 09:12:45 PM  

WippitGuud: Attention Walmart shoppers... in the Cookeville Walmart
I have one piece of advice for you
No matter what your boyfriend tells you
There's no sex in the Pop Tart aisle. NONE!
Oh there's POP TARTS in the Pop Tart aisle
But he don't want Pop Tarts. He wants sex
And there's NO sex.. in the Pop Tart aisle.


LMFAO!!! Thread over!
 
2013-05-08 09:12:57 PM  

Somebody Else: AGremlin: I read that article twice and still don't get the gist.

You don't want the gist.


You can't handle the gist.
 
2013-05-08 09:13:19 PM  
Nyancat, please.
 
2013-05-08 09:13:40 PM  
"We were able to place both cuffs on Mr. Gist, and he started yelling at us and stated that he was just shopping for Pop Tarts and did not know why he was getting arrested," says a report by Officer Hees. "He continued to scream while he was on the floor."


All I wanted was a Pepsi Pop Tart!
 
2013-05-08 09:14:00 PM  

AGremlin: I read that article twice and still don't get the gist.


You bastard *shakes tiny fist*

Screw it, I'm doing it anyway.

The officers quickly pinned Gist up against a merchandise shelf and attempted to handcuff him, but he began yelling and resisting the officers, and they were forced to "put him on the ground," one report says.

So, they got the Gist?
 
2013-05-08 09:14:24 PM  
I honestly thought this would be a story of somebody pooping on the floor at the grocery store.
 
2013-05-08 09:16:53 PM  
Women love the bad boys. Now we just wait for the follow-up where she pays his bail, takes him back, and he puts her in the hospital.
 
2013-05-08 09:16:57 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: I honestly thought this would be a story of somebody pooping on the floor at the grocery store.


Everybody walk the dinosaur
 
2013-05-08 09:18:04 PM  

fusillade762: "We were able to place both cuffs on Mr. Gist, and he started yelling at us and stated that he was just shopping for Pop Tarts and did not know why he was getting arrested," says a report by Officer Hees. "He continued to scream while he was on the floor."


All I wanted was a Pepsi Pop Tart!


And she wouldn't give it to him...
 
2013-05-08 09:20:17 PM  

Cytokine Storm: Popcorn Johnny: I honestly thought this would be a story of somebody pooping on the floor at the grocery store.

Everybody walk the dinosaur


And I've never met a girl like you before.
 
2013-05-08 09:20:35 PM  
TFA doesn't mention what kind of Pop Tarts he bought, after going to great lengths to make sure we all knew he was in the Pop Tart aisle.  All that build up for nothing.  Now I'll never get to sleep.
 
2013-05-08 09:22:03 PM  

Mad Mark: Somebody Else: AGremlin: I read that article twice and still don't get the gist.

You don't want the gist.

You can't handle the gist.


I got the Gist and it slapped me something proper.
 
2013-05-08 09:22:37 PM  

r0cj07p: TFA doesn't mention what kind of Pop Tarts he bought


Frosted strawberry, duh.
 
2013-05-08 09:24:11 PM  
Quaker made a pop tart ripoff for a short while, called a Toaster Pastry. It was pretty damn good. Then it was discontinued. Boo.

Toaster Strudels > Organic Pop Tarts > Pop Tarts
 
2013-05-08 09:24:22 PM  

Cytokine Storm: There's an actual Pop Tart aisle?  It's not just mixed in with the breakfast and granola foods?


You think they sell granola at Wal-Mart?? What else??? Diet drinks? Low calorie foods? Books on how to make yourself more classy?
 
2013-05-08 09:24:41 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: r0cj07p: TFA doesn't mention what kind of Pop Tarts he bought

Frosted strawberry, duh.


Cherry. Popped Cherry tart.
 
2013-05-08 09:24:52 PM  
I tried to RTFA but I got confused. And now I want Pop Tarts.
 
2013-05-08 09:24:59 PM  

untaken_name: Women love the bad boys. Now we just wait for the follow-up where she pays his bail, takes him back, and he puts her in the hospital.


God,she was obviously terrified of him. She had a restraining order against him,what a shiatty thing to say. There's nothing funny about this news item that I can see.
 
2013-05-08 09:25:00 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-08 09:25:45 PM  
I got the gist. He's a dooooooooooche nozzle.
 
2013-05-08 09:27:34 PM  
I love it when my tart pops.
 
2013-05-08 09:28:33 PM  
Pop-tarts and Cocaine. They go together like Cocaine and Pop-Tards
 
2013-05-08 09:28:48 PM  

shastacola: untaken_name: Women love the bad boys. Now we just wait for the follow-up where she pays his bail, takes him back, and he puts her in the hospital.

God,she was obviously terrified of him. She had a restraining order against him,what a shiatty thing to say. There's nothing funny about this news item that I can see.


You don't think that a whole aisle dedicated to pop tarts is funny? Not even sad funny?
 
2013-05-08 09:31:05 PM  
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2013-05-08 09:31:38 PM  

lantawa: I love it when my tart pops.


i2.ytimg.com
Ortega make my tart pop.
 
2013-05-08 09:32:14 PM  

Cytokine Storm: Popcorn Johnny: I honestly thought this would be a story of somebody pooping on the floor at the grocery store.

Everybody walk the dinosaur


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-08 09:32:33 PM  
His girlfriend had managed to get away from him in Walmart long enough to go to the rest room, and while there, she phoned her mother and told her to call the police.

The girlfriend didn't know the number for 9-1-1.
 
2013-05-08 09:33:21 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: r0cj07p: TFA doesn't mention what kind of Pop Tarts he bought

Frosted strawberry, duh.


Ooooh, those are the best. And by "best" I mean "most flammable"

www.pmichaud.com

/first video I ever watched on the Internet...
 
2013-05-08 09:40:24 PM  
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2013-05-08 09:42:27 PM  

shastacola: untaken_name: Women love the bad boys. Now we just wait for the follow-up where she pays his bail, takes him back, and he puts her in the hospital.

God,she was obviously terrified of him. She had a restraining order against him,what a shiatty thing to say. There's nothing funny about this news item that I can see.


Well according to TFA, the history of this couple is so on-going and violent that it is well-known to the cops.
 
2013-05-08 09:43:30 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: I honestly thought this would be a story of somebody pooping on the floor at the grocery store.


Don't feel bad, I thought that too.

On the plus side, we got to read about this douchebag's well deserved arse-kicking.
 
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