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2013-05-08 09:52:09 PM  
13 votes:

meow said the dog: This is the issue upon which I am believing two sides of this should have the consideration as yes it might seem at the glance which would be the primary of these would be the thing to make judgment on the parents of these but then there is also the other side of this which does not have the problems and we cannot make conclusions of this until the two sides have obtained consideration.

The first side of this says listen it is not the good thing for the individual who is the parent to do the thefting from the child of they.  Listen unless you are the rich executive such as that upon which does the bank working then society does not have the improvement of the stealing by you.  And there is something that tells to me that the Koch brothers might be the individuals who would make the for the excellent pornography naming would not do the theft from the children of them although they might do this from the coffers of the children of the employees LAUGHTER OL.  No this is just the jesting I am doing so let me say however that many people would say OH BUT MEOW IS THIS THE WRONG THING FOR STEALING?  Well yes because it is one of the Amendments to the Old Testament which had the signing by Moses and Larry King.  LAUGHTER OL if you do not get this it is the jokings because Larry King is the older individual.

Now the other side of this says that is the money ever that upon which belongs to the child?  Listen to the things which cannot legally be done by the child such as getting the marriage and having the duty of the military and listening to the music which does not cause the annoyance to others and signing the contract.  OH THAT IS THE IMPORTANT CONSIDERATION OF THIS you might say and I will say to you that you are the correct individual.  The child is not of the legal age for doing the ownership of the bacon bank but also let me say to you that the parents are teaching the children the important lesson if they do the thefting from they and that lesson is do not be the person with the stupid parents without the retirement savings or you might be doing the care taking of they until they are the old people.

Now when I consider the two sides of this I have the conclusion that really what does this matter as kids are stupid and do not do the appropriate counting.  Just say to the child OH I AM SORRY BUT THE TOOTH FAIRY NEEDED THE MONEY FROM YOU TO GIVE TO THE OTHER CHILD BUT YOU WILL HAVE THE RETURN WHEN YOU LOSE THE TEETH OF YOU IN THE OLD AGE.  Give this a few days and the child will forget this because children have the short memories which probably is good for many of you as you probably remember the days when the thyroid disorder of you led to the bigger child and the pickings.

So yes if you wish for stealing the money from the child of you then first you need to be the Fark.com poster who has the sex which is the unlikely thing but it is still the appropriate under this the situation.


I came here to say exactly this
2013-05-08 09:27:33 PM  
3 votes:
This is the issue upon which I am believing two sides of this should have the consideration as yes it might seem at the glance which would be the primary of these would be the thing to make judgment on the parents of these but then there is also the other side of this which does not have the problems and we cannot make conclusions of this until the two sides have obtained consideration.

The first side of this says listen it is not the good thing for the individual who is the parent to do the thefting from the child of they.  Listen unless you are the rich executive such as that upon which does the bank working then society does not have the improvement of the stealing by you.  And there is something that tells to me that the Koch brothers might be the individuals who would make the for the excellent pornography naming would not do the theft from the children of them although they might do this from the coffers of the children of the employees LAUGHTER OL.  No this is just the jesting I am doing so let me say however that many people would say OH BUT MEOW IS THIS THE WRONG THING FOR STEALING?  Well yes because it is one of the Amendments to the Old Testament which had the signing by Moses and Larry King.  LAUGHTER OL if you do not get this it is the jokings because Larry King is the older individual.

Now the other side of this says that is the money ever that upon which belongs to the child?  Listen to the things which cannot legally be done by the child such as getting the marriage and having the duty of the military and listening to the music which does not cause the annoyance to others and signing the contract.  OH THAT IS THE IMPORTANT CONSIDERATION OF THIS you might say and I will say to you that you are the correct individual.  The child is not of the legal age for doing the ownership of the bacon bank but also let me say to you that the parents are teaching the children the important lesson if they do the thefting from they and that lesson is do not be the person with the stupid parents without the retirement savings or you might be doing the care taking of they until they are the old people.

Now when I consider the two sides of this I have the conclusion that really what does this matter as kids are stupid and do not do the appropriate counting.  Just say to the child OH I AM SORRY BUT THE TOOTH FAIRY NEEDED THE MONEY FROM YOU TO GIVE TO THE OTHER CHILD BUT YOU WILL HAVE THE RETURN WHEN YOU LOSE THE TEETH OF YOU IN THE OLD AGE.  Give this a few days and the child will forget this because children have the short memories which probably is good for many of you as you probably remember the days when the thyroid disorder of you led to the bigger child and the pickings.

So yes if you wish for stealing the money from the child of you then first you need to be the Fark.com poster who has the sex which is the unlikely thing but it is still the appropriate under this the situation.
2013-05-08 10:03:34 PM  
2 votes:
"If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus" - Jack Handey
2013-05-08 09:58:27 PM  
2 votes:
Homer: If you don't start making more sense, we're gonna hafta put you in a home.Grampa: You already put me in a home.Homer: Then, we'll put you in the crooked home we saw on "60 Minutes".Grampa: I'll be good.
2013-05-09 07:46:08 AM  
1 votes:
thinkprogress.org

"You're welcome"
2013-05-09 12:02:54 AM  
1 votes:

Repo Man: "If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus" - Jack Handey


"One day johnny woke up late at night and heard his parents arguing about their money problems.  It was then that he knew what he had to do.  He took his Piggy Bank, and buried it in the back yard so they couldn't get their grubby mitts on it." -- Jack Handy (from memory)
2013-05-08 11:22:24 PM  
1 votes:

What Knot: Since I would never let that happen, the point is mute.


The point of this is Anne Frank?
2013-05-08 11:14:44 PM  
1 votes:
Instead of saving for my kids college I'm saving for their bail.
2013-05-08 11:00:32 PM  
1 votes:
meow said the dog is a level 80 troll.

Yes, children should be grateful for being "popped out" and emptying a savings account is really an incentive in the free market!

/hit a raw nerve, must soothe the jimmies
//"I taught you self reliance."
2013-05-08 10:47:55 PM  
1 votes:
Goetz: In case you didn't get it, here's a translation.

 Ok, I don't even know what my brain just did to itself, but it was violent and really messy.
2013-05-08 10:45:45 PM  
1 votes:

rappy: PsiChick: How about the technical definition of the word? When you take something that doesn't belong to you, that's theft. That money does not belong to you. Yeah, it's legal theft. Doesn't mean it's not theft. And it sets a bad example for your kids down the road.

So what you are trying to say is, no. You have no legal precedent proving your point.

Got it.


So you don't count it as theft unless the law does. Got it.
2013-05-08 10:41:32 PM  
1 votes:

Peki: What Knot: meow said the dog: rappy: This isn't your personal therapy session, people.

Fisting bump.  It is as though many people are crying for the issue of losing the money which was not the money of they in the first place.

I don't know what a fisting bump is, but I hope you get three of them tonight.

AKA fist pound. When two people bump fists together. Usually meant as "We're cool, bro."


Fisting bump sounds more...aggressive.
2013-05-08 10:40:19 PM  
1 votes:

meow said the dog: This is the issue upon which I am believing two sides of this should have the consideration as yes it might seem at the glance which would be the primary of these would be the thing to make judgment on the parents of these but then there is also the other side of this which does not have the problems and we cannot make conclusions of this until the two sides have obtained consideration.

The first side of this says listen it is not the good thing for the individual who is the parent to do the thefting from the child of they.  Listen unless you are the rich executive such as that upon which does the bank working then society does not have the improvement of the stealing by you.  And there is something that tells to me that the Koch brothers might be the individuals who would make the for the excellent pornography naming would not do the theft from the children of them although they might do this from the coffers of the children of the employees LAUGHTER OL.  No this is just the jesting I am doing so let me say however that many people would say OH BUT MEOW IS THIS THE WRONG THING FOR STEALING?  Well yes because it is one of the Amendments to the Old Testament which had the signing by Moses and Larry King.  LAUGHTER OL if you do not get this it is the jokings because Larry King is the older individual.

Now the other side of this says that is the money ever that upon which belongs to the child?  Listen to the things which cannot legally be done by the child such as getting the marriage and having the duty of the military and listening to the music which does not cause the annoyance to others and signing the contract.  OH THAT IS THE IMPORTANT CONSIDERATION OF THIS you might say and I will say to you that you are the correct individual.  The child is not of the legal age for doing the ownership of the bacon bank but also let me say to you that the parents are teaching the children the important lesson if they do the thefting from they and that lesson is do not be the p ...



In case you didn't get it, here's a translation.

Both sides of this, yes, it is on the other side of it, more importantly, if you are going is his right to make a decision on the parents, I could make more visible, there is nothing wrong is a question that you believe should be considered, and we have able to get from here to the conclusion that all adhere to.
Hear first hand is not a good thing for someone who is father to son Thefting them. You hear, except that rich executives of the company improved after stealing from you, not the bank work. Koch brothers, and may the financial resources of the child workers laugh their OL is done, has been named the best pornography told me that not one is not about the theft of his children, there is nothing. game, which I do, a lot of people will say, oh, but that's Cry is wrong to steal, but I just do not say? Well, yes, because it is one of the versions of the Old Testament, which includes Larry King and Moses signed. Since one of the oldest jokings Larry King, OL laughter is the case, you can not do this.
Well, on the one hand, he said that is where the money belongs to the children at that time already? As a couple, they have military duty when I hear that a child is not binding for other trouble occurs, listen to music, not signing a contract. Oh, I'm important to consider that will tell you that you are right there and you can say this. The child is not of legal age to make bank assets Bacon, but the main lesson is that I know that they do not Thefting, and his teachings, tell me that teaching children of parents without human parents idiots can not do for you to take away from them or retirement savings and leave for the elderly.
Well, I think it's really stupid kids are these two pages, must include, as one is not really that important. OH sorry kids, tooth fairy is held to say and you need to give money to other children, but if you lose your teeth in AGE, you will get the return value. Give this a few days, the kids, because it has a memory of the time is good for thyroid disease most of you probably take a child perhaps, for the big day, you remind children to produce there and forget it.
It seems when you want to steal money from your son, and you are the lowest in the first, but you have Fark.com poster, sex, in this case it is reasonable stability.
2013-05-08 10:34:48 PM  
1 votes:

Ima4nic8or: So far I have not had to take any money from my kids savings accounts but if I ever do I will not have a bit of remorse about it.  I opened the accounts and gave them all the money that is in them.  If I decide that their long term interests are better served by something like taking money out for a family members medical emergency or for some housing emergency or other crisis I will do so without any guilt.


You'd make a great congressman.
2013-05-08 10:34:24 PM  
1 votes:

trappedspirit: mesmer242: Hey man, I'm not nuts enough to think that farkers have any respect for anybody's parenting abilities. I'm just pointing out that my mom will be well taken care when she reaches her twilight years because I think she's been a great mom (and grandma, for that matter).

That depends, man.  Team Edward or Team Jacob?


DAMN YOU STEPHANIE MEYER YOU RUIN EVERYTHING
2013-05-08 10:33:16 PM  
1 votes:

mesmer242: Hey man, I'm not nuts enough to think that farkers have any respect for anybody's parenting abilities. I'm just pointing out that my mom will be well taken care when she reaches her twilight years because I think she's been a great mom (and grandma, for that matter).


That depends, man.  Team Edward or Team Jacob?
2013-05-08 10:31:45 PM  
1 votes:

meow said the dog: rappy: This isn't your personal therapy session, people.

Fisting bump.  It is as though many people are crying for the issue of losing the money which was not the money of they in the first place.


I don't know what a fisting bump is, but I hope you get three of them tonight.
2013-05-08 10:31:40 PM  
1 votes:

meow said the dog: Slu: I have a daughter. I would never consider taking any of her money, unless it were a very, very desperate situation.

Let me ask of you the following and that is do you make the claim for this individual on the taxes of you?  Because I would say that this is the money of the daughter of you so each of the years you should also put this into the bacon bank of she.


If I knew that there was a bacon bank in the house then I would eat it.
2013-05-08 10:13:14 PM  
1 votes:
Yes but I'm spending it on birth control, so they're getting a decent ROI.
2013-05-08 10:07:20 PM  
1 votes:

meow said the dog: Slu: What Knot: Slu: I have a daughter. I would never consider taking any of her money, unless it were a very, very desperate situation.

You're cool, and a good parent. I can tell.

Thanks. Exactly what I was going for!

So how do you suggest teaching to the child of you about the taxation system if you do not take the parent tax from these individuals?


The Shelley Long version of The Parent Tax was the best version, in my opinion.
Slu
2013-05-08 10:04:17 PM  
1 votes:

What Knot: Slu: I have a daughter. I would never consider taking any of her money, unless it were a very, very desperate situation.

You're cool, and a good parent. I can tell.


Thanks. Exactly what I was going for!
2013-05-08 10:03:59 PM  
1 votes:
Now I don't feel so bad that I used to steal money from them to buy drugs.
Slu
2013-05-08 10:03:23 PM  
1 votes:

meow said the dog: Slu: I have a daughter. I would never consider taking any of her money, unless it were a very, very desperate situation.

Let me ask of you the following and that is do you make the claim for this individual on the taxes of you?  Because I would say that this is the money of the daughter of you so each of the years you should also put this into the bacon bank of she.


Mmmm. Bacon bank.
2013-05-08 10:00:49 PM  
1 votes:

Peki: Father ran through $500K of a 1 million dollar trust, not getting a kick. . .


Oh no you only have the $500k how will you ever do the living?  Maybe you should try to do the earning of the own money of you.
2013-05-08 09:59:39 PM  
1 votes:
cdn.straightfromthea.com
2013-05-08 09:59:38 PM  
1 votes:
Father ran through $500K of a 1 million dollar trust, not getting a kick. . .
2013-05-08 09:19:52 PM  
1 votes:
I mean... think about all of the money you spend on your children. I don't see the issue with taking a little bit of the money you most likely put into their savings if you need it.
 
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