bingethinker: She's supposed to be hot? Really? Wipe the Cheeto dust off your monitors, kids.
BeatrixK: Ah Jodi - the ol' self-defense-I-wuz-abbuusseed shiat didn't fly? Ya don't say.This case was fascinating for many reasons:1.) The crazy biatch had pictures she inadvertently took while killing him. (She tried trashing the camera in the washing machine. Digital cameras, FTW!) Seriously creepy to see a picture of Alexander posing in the shower, and, like three minutes later, she's dragging his bloody body across the floor. These were taken several hours after they took nekkid pics of each other after sex. So she bones the guy, packs her shiat to leave, and kills him while he's cleansing her stank off him.2.) First, it was ninjas/people dressed in black. Then, she fessed up that she killed him in self defense - 29 stab wounds, slit his throat, and shot him in the head. But it was self defense!3.) She rents a car, carts several gas cans to AZ with her, changes her hair color before going, shuts off her cell phone, and mucks up the license plates before showing up to his place....but it wasnt anything she 'planned.'4.) biatch can remember what she ordered from starbucks...but killing him is all 'foggy.'5.) She spent the longest time on stand of any murder defendant in history - and believe me - it was an exercise in crazy lying.6.) I don't even wanna know what they did with the pop rocks and tootsie pops, but I'm guessing she had the worst yeast infection in the history of EVER!7.) She claimed he broke her finger and she caught him crusing kiddie porn...but there was no record of it on his computer and she never came up with any evidence of medical treatment for said finger (she said Travis bandaged it.)biatch is weapons-grade crazy. Glad she's gonna fry. Can't wait to hear what she says when she makes her jury statement.
Boojum2k: calbert: who?I only know this name from greenlit Fark headlines and have never bothered to really click any of the stories.it doesn't really seem to matter much to anyone outside of whatever geographic area this is occurring.can someone explain it in a nutshell?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jodi_Arias
ArcadianRefugee: bingethinker: She's supposed to be hot? Really? Wipe the Cheeto dust off your monitors, kids.She kind of has to be, according to this chart:[www.vincegolangco.com image 562x450]
FirstNationalBastard: What, playing the "I'm a hot girl, you'll never convict me, tee-hee" card didn't work?
usernameguy: An Arizona jury found Jodi Arias guilty on Wednesday of first-degree murder in the death of her ex-boyfriend in a capital trial that riveted America for months with graphic sexual evidence and bizarre testimony.This is literally the first time I'm hearing about this.
themindiswatching: Maybe I've been reading too much about rape culture, but "PMITA/LMITA prison" doesn't seem funny to me any more./she will get the punishment that she deserves though.
Dion Fortune: I'm telling ya, her conviction just shows all the misogyny and patriotism in the world. It shows how society does not take domestic violence seriously. Arias said she was abused, why would she lie? Why do we question women's voices? If a MAN stabbed his ex-girlfriend dozens of times in the shower and shot her then everyone would just be asking, "what did she do to make him mad?" Men get away with everything in the patriarchical society and women get no sympathy.
Oldiron_79: Physical destruction of the drive. Thermite works well.
Adman12: Nobody deserves to be raped by anybody, assholes.
themindiswatching: Maybe I've been reading too much about rape culture, but "PMITA/LMITA prison" doesn't seem funny to me any more.
HypnozombieX: How debasing. She should like that.Hypnozombie
redmond24: bingethinker: Cheeto[s1.ibtimes.com image 274x350][patdollard.com image 540x350]
calbert: Boojum2k: calbert: who?I only know this name from greenlit Fark headlines and have never bothered to really click any of the stories.it doesn't really seem to matter much to anyone outside of whatever geographic area this is occurring.can someone explain it in a nutshell?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jodi_Ariasand why is this a newsflash then?nothing remarkable about anything that I just read, basic run-of-the-mill murder.maybe it's because I don't have cable and that's why I'm not seeing it supposedly on every news channel.seems more like a local-interest story, not national headlines/*shrugs*
fusillade762: That mammoth SPLOOSH sound you heard was Nancy Grace having an orgasm.
redmond24: bingethinker: She's supposed to be hot? Really? Wipe the Cheeto dust off your monitors, kids.Eh she's pretty hot. Her defense team gave her the librarian treatment to make her look less homicidal.
ThatGuyGreg: For a thing that supposedly captivated America for months... I have no farking clue who this is.
shower_in_my_socks: So, uh, where is this LMITA prison? A,uh, friend wants to know.
spiderpaz: themindiswatching: ...LMITA?Lick Me In The Ass (the lesser known cousin of PMITA)
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