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2013-05-08 06:36:57 PM
8 votes:
For a thing that supposedly captivated America for months... I have no farking clue who this is.
2013-05-08 06:40:00 PM
4 votes:
Maybe I've been reading too much about rape culture, but "PMITA/LMITA prison" doesn't seem funny to me any more.

/she will get the punishment that she deserves though.
2013-05-08 06:37:37 PM
4 votes:
I hadn't been paying any attention to this case, didn't know anything about it, until the other day when I saw some news headline about testimony regarding kinky sex at the trial. So of course I clicked on it, and it turns out that "kinky" means oral, a little buttsexing, phone sex, and role playing.

Some people have a COMPLETELY different view of "kinky" than I do.

But then I read the folks involved were Mormon, and it made a bit more sense.
2013-05-08 06:28:08 PM
4 votes:
She's supposed to be hot? Really? Wipe the Cheeto dust off your monitors, kids.
2013-05-08 06:39:52 PM
3 votes:

bingethinker: She's supposed to be hot? Really? Wipe the Cheeto dust off your monitors, kids.


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If Farkers saw this pic on a Mugshot Roundup they would have her skip the bathing and report directly to their quarters.

She looks a mite different in court.
2013-05-08 06:29:14 PM
3 votes:
This was all over MSNBC and I'm having the darndest time figuring out why anyone cares...
2013-05-08 06:26:00 PM
3 votes:
Who?
2013-05-08 07:54:52 PM
2 votes:

BeatrixK: Ah Jodi - the ol' self-defense-I-wuz-abbuusseed shiat didn't fly?  Ya don't say.

This case was fascinating for many reasons:

1.)  The crazy biatch had pictures she inadvertently took while killing him. (She tried trashing the camera in the washing machine.  Digital cameras, FTW!)  Seriously creepy to see a picture of Alexander posing in the shower, and, like three minutes later, she's dragging his bloody body across the floor.  These were taken several hours after they took nekkid pics of each other after sex.  So she bones the guy, packs her shiat to leave, and kills him while he's cleansing her stank off him.
2.)  First, it was ninjas/people dressed in black.  Then, she fessed up that she killed him in self defense - 29 stab wounds, slit his throat, and shot him in the head.  But it was self defense!
3.)  She rents a car, carts several gas cans to AZ with her, changes her hair color before going, shuts off her cell phone, and mucks up the license plates before showing up to his place....but it wasnt anything she 'planned.'
4.)  biatch can remember what she ordered from starbucks...but killing him is all 'foggy.'
5.)  She spent the longest time on stand of any murder defendant in history - and believe me - it was an exercise in crazy lying.
6.)  I don't even wanna know what they did with the pop rocks and tootsie pops, but I'm guessing she had the worst yeast infection in the history of EVER!
7.)  She claimed he broke her finger and she caught him crusing kiddie porn...but there was no record of it on his computer and she never came up with any evidence of medical treatment for said finger (she said Travis bandaged it.)

biatch is weapons-grade crazy.  Glad she's gonna fry.  Can't wait to hear what she says when she makes her jury statement.


Jodi Arias is a murdering psychopath, though I would like to say that the bolded parts aren't actually inconsistent with the proposition that she as an abused woman who killed in self-defense. No, I'm not saying she was an abused woman who killed in self-defense. I am saying that:

1) An abused woman who killed in self-defense might be overtaken with emotion at the time of the killing, and unleash her pent up frustration and anger on her abuser's body.

2) Even an abused woman with a terrific memory who killed in self-defense might suppress the memory of the killing, which would surely have been a traumatic experience for her.
2013-05-08 07:14:48 PM
2 votes:
This "Headline News" appears to be a television network whose entire demographic seems to be morbidly obese housewives who shove entire cheesecakes into their mouth with the heel of their hand.
2013-05-08 07:11:44 PM
2 votes:
Nobody deserves to be raped by anybody, assholes.
2013-05-08 06:49:15 PM
2 votes:

Boojum2k: calbert: who?

I only know this name from greenlit Fark headlines and have never bothered to really click any of the stories.

it doesn't really seem to matter much to anyone outside of whatever geographic area this is occurring.

can someone explain it in a nutshell?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jodi_Arias


and why is this a newsflash then?

nothing remarkable about anything that I just read, basic run-of-the-mill murder.

maybe it's because I don't have cable and that's why I'm not seeing it supposedly on every news channel.

seems more like a local-interest story, not national headlines

/*shrugs*
2013-05-08 06:45:30 PM
2 votes:

ArcadianRefugee: bingethinker: She's supposed to be hot? Really? Wipe the Cheeto dust off your monitors, kids.

She kind of has to be, according to this chart:

[www.vincegolangco.com image 562x450]


It doesn't go both ways. A certain amount of hotness allows her a certain amount of craziness. But being crazy does not "allow" her any amount of hotness.
2013-05-08 06:43:10 PM
2 votes:
who?

I only know this name from greenlit Fark headlines and have never bothered to really click any of the stories.

it doesn't really seem to matter much to anyone outside of whatever geographic area this is occurring.

can someone explain it in a nutshell?
2013-05-08 06:41:01 PM
2 votes:

bingethinker: She's supposed to be hot? Really? Wipe the Cheeto dust off your monitors, kids.


Eh she's pretty hot. Her defense team gave her the librarian treatment to make her look less homicidal.
2013-05-08 06:32:15 PM
2 votes:
On the scale of criminals she is British hot.
I'd hit it, then likely die in a pool of my own blood conflicted on if I made the right choice.

/this headline wins an internet
2013-05-08 06:32:00 PM
2 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: What, playing the "I'm a hot girl, you'll never convict me, tee-hee" card didn't work?


Hot?  Try butterface.

www.betsy-v.com
2013-05-08 06:31:59 PM
2 votes:
How about FMITA?
2013-05-08 06:27:55 PM
2 votes:
fc06.deviantart.net

Woo hoo!!
2013-05-09 01:36:14 PM
1 votes:

usernameguy: An Arizona jury found Jodi Arias guilty on Wednesday of first-degree murder in the death of her ex-boyfriend in a capital trial that riveted America for months with graphic sexual evidence and bizarre testimony.

This is literally the first time I'm hearing about this.


OMG!  If you want a giant, heaping pile of WTF, you gotta go read/check out the evidence.  First of all, she's freakishly articulate for a psycho hose beast.  The 48 hours interview (first one) where she talks about the black-clad intruders sounds oddly plausible the way she describes it, and how calm and collected she is.  However, she did't fully think out her grand plan - since they'd taken sexy pics of one another about 4 hours before she stabbed him (29 times) slit his throat to the point he was almost decapitated...then de/cides she wasn't sure she'd killed him real good, and shot him in the head.  She was apparently taking some posed shots of him in the shower, then got stabby/slicey/shotty, and like, 3 -4 minutes after the last shot of this guy alive was taken, there's a shot of her dragging his bloody corpse across the floor.  Once detectives told her that 'Hey, ya know that camera that was thrown in the washing machine and run through the cycle with bloody sheets and stuff - yeah - we got pics outta that.' Then her story changed to 'He abused me, waahhhhhh.  Killed him in self defense...wahhhhhh'.

They were mormon, and also had a freaky sex life that involved tootsie pops and pop rocks, and had some phone sex tapes she recorded.

It's a study in cray-cray on an epic scale.
2013-05-09 07:10:01 AM
1 votes:

themindiswatching: Maybe I've been reading too much about rape culture, but "PMITA/LMITA prison" doesn't seem funny to me any more.

/she will get the punishment that she deserves though.


The term rape culture makes me want to pilage through the amazon stealing cultural artifacts. I hate this is being called "culture" which gives the idea that there is some backroom where all the guys get together and speak the unwritten rule that rape is okay, just a wink and a nod and we all know. Or that if you make a joke about rape you suddenly think it's okay, or condone it.

Just because some people in that highschool in Steubenville thought it'd be better to help cover up and avert a scandal, doesn't mean that's the way most people feel. You will never end rape, just like you'll never end robbery, violence, or drug abuse. So we can deal with real situations that arise with the seriousness needed, improve on things that need to be improved, and crack jokes about things we fear. Or we can pretend that if we don't ever do anything but say how wrong it is, aggressivley educate the youth on how wrong it is, and how we as a society won't tollerate it that it'll suddenly go away, I'm going to go ahead and call that "non-rape culture."
2013-05-08 10:14:20 PM
1 votes:

Dion Fortune: I'm telling ya, her conviction just shows all the misogyny and patriotism in the world.  It shows how society does not take domestic violence seriously.  Arias said she was abused, why would she lie?  Why do we question women's voices?  If a MAN stabbed his ex-girlfriend dozens of times in the shower and shot her then everyone would just be asking, "what did she do to make him mad?"  Men get away with everything in the patriarchical society and women get no sympathy.


Yeah - because a woman who documents, via pics and a diary, every mundane aspect of her life, except the ones where a dood roughs her up or breaks her finger, has clearly suffered much at the hands of this monster she put down.  ( a dood with no history of aggression by anyone who knew him.  In fact, in spite of a pretty hideous childhood.)

Seems like the closest thing she had to any 'evidence' of injury was that broken finger...which wasn't healed properly:  if I were one of her attorneys, an x ray of said finger would have been front and center of my defense.

The only shot she had was to demonize the dead guy and make up shiat that nothing about his character or history suggested was in his personality, or was there remote evidence of.

Nice trolling - I'll give you an 8 out of 10.
2013-05-08 10:13:56 PM
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: Physical destruction of the drive. Thermite works well.


"accidentally" carry it into an MRI machine as well.
2013-05-08 09:57:56 PM
1 votes:
Martinez: *Jodi Arias, did you order the Code Hirsute?*

Judge: You *don't* have to answer that question!

Arias: I'll answer the question!

[to Martinez]

Arias: You want answers?

Martinez: I think I'm entitled to.

Arias: *You want answers?*

Martinez: *I want the truth!*

Arias: *You can't handle the truth!*

[pauses]

Arias: Son, we live in a world that has pussies, and those pussies have to be guarded by women with hair. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Alexander, and you curse the French. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Alexander's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my coont, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want hair on that pussy, you need hair on that pussy. We use words like muff, carpet, matching drapes. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very furburger that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a comb, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

Martinez: Did you order the Code Hirsute?

Arias: I did the job I...

Martinez: *Did you order the Code Hirsute?*

Arias: *You're Goddamn right I did!*
2013-05-08 09:39:24 PM
1 votes:

Adman12: Nobody deserves to be raped by anybody, assholes.


themindiswatching: Maybe I've been reading too much about rape culture, but "PMITA/LMITA prison" doesn't seem funny to me any more.


Agreed.  I don't get how people express outrage at crimes like these (whether the criminal is male or female) and then express glee at the thought of the criminal being raped.  It seems to me that if you can cheer at the idea of a person being raped, you're not much better than the criminal.
2013-05-08 09:25:18 PM
1 votes:

HypnozombieX:  How debasing. She should like that.

Hypnozombie


I never understood "signing" your name when your name is already presented and shows you said something...especially with extremely short posts because it seems like you're talking to yourself. Like:

megarian hey guys!
megarian

It's like I'm saying "megarian Hey guys, megarian."

I'm not trying to be an asshole. I really don't understand. Unless you just simply like it. Because I can see that.
2013-05-08 08:37:19 PM
1 votes:

Adman12: Nobody deserves to be raped by anybody, assholes.


I take it you don't have to deal with the work of spammers at the professional level.
2013-05-08 07:27:06 PM
1 votes:

redmond24: bingethinker: Cheeto
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[patdollard.com image 540x350]



I'm thinking seriously high maintenance on this one. Proving my earliest contention about women that money can make nearly any woman beautiful.
2013-05-08 07:17:39 PM
1 votes:
Ah Jodi - the ol' self-defense-I-wuz-abbuusseed shiat didn't fly?  Ya don't say.

This case was fascinating for many reasons:

1.)  The crazy biatch had pictures she inadvertently took while killing him. (She tried trashing the camera in the washing machine.  Digital cameras, FTW!)  Seriously creepy to see a picture of Alexander posing in the shower, and, like three minutes later, she's dragging his bloody body across the floor.  These were taken several hours after they took nekkid pics of each other after sex.  So she bones the guy, packs her shiat to leave, and kills him while he's cleansing her stank off him.
2.)  First, it was ninjas/people dressed in black.  Then, she fessed up that she killed him in self defense - 29 stab wounds, slit his throat, and shot him in the head.  But it was self defense!
3.)  She rents a car, carts several gas cans to AZ with her, changes her hair color before going, shuts off her cell phone, and mucks up the license plates before showing up to his place....but it wasnt anything she 'planned.'
4.)  biatch can remember what she ordered from starbucks...but killing him is all 'foggy.'
5.)  She spent the longest time on stand of any murder defendant in history - and believe me - it was an exercise in crazy lying.
6.)  I don't even wanna know what they did with the pop rocks and tootsie pops, but I'm guessing she had the worst yeast infection in the history of EVER!
7.)  She claimed he broke her finger and she caught him crusing kiddie porn...but there was no record of it on his computer and she never came up with any evidence of medical treatment for said finger (she said Travis bandaged it.)

biatch is weapons-grade crazy.  Glad she's gonna fry.  Can't wait to hear what she says when she makes her jury statement.
2013-05-08 07:16:29 PM
1 votes:
Maybe now HLN will find some other trial to harp on.
2013-05-08 07:08:37 PM
1 votes:
I read true crime news as an armchair hobby, and most crimes of jealousy are weird enough. However before the trial even started, the squick factor of this case surpassed even my  elevated thresholds.

Boys, if this isn't enough warning to never stick your d*ck in teh crazy, I don't know what is.
2013-05-08 06:58:14 PM
1 votes:
a.abcnews.com

Wha, she didn't get off using the self defense plea?
2013-05-08 06:54:23 PM
1 votes:
Of course, if given the death penalty, she may be headed for Last Meal In The Arias prison. Eventually.
2013-05-08 06:52:17 PM
1 votes:
I've seen baseball articles more deserving of the newsflash tag. The media has gone beyond the pale with this one. They've been obsessing over this case, but no one gives a shiat. I've literally heard no one in real life talk about this. I don't think there's ever been a greater disparity between the amount of media coverage something has gotten compared to the amount of care the public has given it.
2013-05-08 06:51:47 PM
1 votes:

calbert: Boojum2k: calbert: who?

I only know this name from greenlit Fark headlines and have never bothered to really click any of the stories.

it doesn't really seem to matter much to anyone outside of whatever geographic area this is occurring.

can someone explain it in a nutshell?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jodi_Arias

and why is this a newsflash then?

nothing remarkable about anything that I just read, basic run-of-the-mill murder.

maybe it's because I don't have cable and that's why I'm not seeing it supposedly on every news channel.

seems more like a local-interest story, not national headlines

/*shrugs*


She made Fark primarily because nude pics of her turned up online. Also, she drove over 2000 miles round-trip to kill her ex-boyfriend "in self defense" which made it a little more than a local story.
2013-05-08 06:51:23 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: That mammoth SPLOOSH sound you heard was Nancy Grace having an orgasm.


That is so DO NOT WANT that the proper meme will not be created for another ten thousand years.
2013-05-08 06:49:42 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-05-08 06:48:15 PM
1 votes:
Attractive women do not go to prison. The balance of the universe seems off tonight.
/I wouldn't mind if they gave her a life sentence in my bedroom
2013-05-08 06:42:58 PM
1 votes:
Not on the Entertainment tab?

/What will HLN air now?
//Not news! (gasp)
2013-05-08 06:42:51 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: That mammoth SPLOOSH sound you heard was Nancy Grace having an orgasm.

www.charlock.org
2013-05-08 06:42:22 PM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-05-08 06:42:19 PM
1 votes:

bingethinker: Cheeto


s1.ibtimes.com
patdollard.com
2013-05-08 06:42:10 PM
1 votes:

redmond24: bingethinker: She's supposed to be hot? Really? Wipe the Cheeto dust off your monitors, kids.

Eh she's pretty hot. Her defense team gave her the librarian treatment to make her look less homicidal.


Backfired.

They could have probably gotten a hung jury (no pun intended) if she had still been hot.
2013-05-08 06:40:18 PM
1 votes:
FINALLY this shiat is over with! Sheesh it was becoming the Female version of the damn OJ trial on the news networks. Lock this biatch up, throw away the damn key, and lets focus on more important things other than some stupid biatch killing her BF
2013-05-08 06:39:24 PM
1 votes:

ThatGuyGreg: For a thing that supposedly captivated America for months... I have no farking clue who this is.


All I know about this case is that it sounded like it was the most awesome jury duty ever.
2013-05-08 06:39:12 PM
1 votes:

shower_in_my_socks: So, uh, where is this LMITA prison? A,uh, friend wants to know.


Licking County, Ohio.
2013-05-08 06:38:50 PM
1 votes:
i.huffpost.com
2013-05-08 06:37:33 PM
1 votes:
Pardon me, bit I'm a little behind...

I'm only up to her second story. So my question is: Who's going to look for the real killers now?
2013-05-08 06:36:30 PM
1 votes:
This headline has just the right "information" to "tacky" ratio.

+1
2013-05-08 06:35:55 PM
1 votes:
They're gonna execute that little freak.
2013-05-08 06:33:27 PM
1 votes:

spiderpaz: themindiswatching: ...LMITA?

Lick Me In The Ass (the lesser known cousin of PMITA)


Wait, is she licking the ass, or having her ass licked?
2013-05-08 06:29:46 PM
1 votes:

BafflerMeal: Who?


First base.
2013-05-08 06:28:36 PM
1 votes:
That mammoth SPLOOSH sound you heard was Nancy Grace having an orgasm.
2013-05-08 06:28:26 PM
1 votes:
couponfish.net
2013-05-08 06:26:02 PM
1 votes:
What, playing the "I'm a hot girl, you'll never convict me, tee-hee" card didn't work?

Those jurors were misogynists, or something.
 
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