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2013-05-08 07:12:10 PM  

ImperialHazman: FirstNationalBastard: PsyLord: FirstNationalBastard: shower_in_my_socks: So, uh, where is this LMITA prison? A,uh, friend wants to know.

Licking County, Ohio.

French Lick, ID?

And for when they flip her over, Mud Lick, Kentucky.

Nah, she's in AZ. She'll be up in Dry Beaver Creek.


Then they'll transfer her to Licking Mo.

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=%27255+West+Highway+32,+Licking,+MO%27
 
2013-05-08 07:12:37 PM  

megarian: Boojum2k: megarian: Fizpez: Anyone else turned on by the headline?

*raises hand*

Guilty.

Hopefully knives aren't your thing too. . .

Well...not...um....mostly no.


Danger sense vaguely trilling, somewhere between "go ahead, try this new chili pepper" and "skydiving naked."
 
2013-05-08 07:13:53 PM  

NateAsbestos: This was all over MSNBC and I'm having the darndest time figuring out why anyone cares...


Because she was somewhat attractive, whereas if this had been an ugly person it wouldn't have become a national spectacle.
 
2013-05-08 07:14:46 PM  

Boojum2k: calbert: Boojum2k: calbert: who?

I only know this name from greenlit Fark headlines and have never bothered to really click any of the stories.

it doesn't really seem to matter much to anyone outside of whatever geographic area this is occurring.

can someone explain it in a nutshell?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jodi_Arias

and why is this a newsflash then?

nothing remarkable about anything that I just read, basic run-of-the-mill murder.

maybe it's because I don't have cable and that's why I'm not seeing it supposedly on every news channel.

seems more like a local-interest story, not national headlines

/*shrugs*

She made Fark primarily because nude pics of her turned up online. Also, she drove over 2000 miles round-trip to kill her ex-boyfriend "in self defense" which made it a little more than a local story.


My, what big beef curtains she has.

Those are going to wind up wrapped around the nose of a big butch lifer named Bertha.
 
2013-05-08 07:14:48 PM  
This "Headline News" appears to be a television network whose entire demographic seems to be morbidly obese housewives who shove entire cheesecakes into their mouth with the heel of their hand.
 
2013-05-08 07:16:29 PM  
Maybe now HLN will find some other trial to harp on.
 
2013-05-08 07:17:21 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Boojum2k: calbert: Boojum2k: calbert: who?

I only know this name from greenlit Fark headlines and have never bothered to really click any of the stories.

it doesn't really seem to matter much to anyone outside of whatever geographic area this is occurring.

can someone explain it in a nutshell?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jodi_Arias

and why is this a newsflash then?

nothing remarkable about anything that I just read, basic run-of-the-mill murder.

maybe it's because I don't have cable and that's why I'm not seeing it supposedly on every news channel.

seems more like a local-interest story, not national headlines

/*shrugs*

She made Fark primarily because nude pics of her turned up online. Also, she drove over 2000 miles round-trip to kill her ex-boyfriend "in self defense" which made it a little more than a local story.

My, what big beef curtains she has.

Those are going to wind up wrapped around the nose of a big butch lifer named Bertha.


If she gets the death penalty, I give it even odds that she winds up knocked up by a stupid guard.

/Also, I'd think wrist would be more likely.
 
2013-05-08 07:17:39 PM  
Ah Jodi - the ol' self-defense-I-wuz-abbuusseed shiat didn't fly?  Ya don't say.

This case was fascinating for many reasons:

1.)  The crazy biatch had pictures she inadvertently took while killing him. (She tried trashing the camera in the washing machine.  Digital cameras, FTW!)  Seriously creepy to see a picture of Alexander posing in the shower, and, like three minutes later, she's dragging his bloody body across the floor.  These were taken several hours after they took nekkid pics of each other after sex.  So she bones the guy, packs her shiat to leave, and kills him while he's cleansing her stank off him.
2.)  First, it was ninjas/people dressed in black.  Then, she fessed up that she killed him in self defense - 29 stab wounds, slit his throat, and shot him in the head.  But it was self defense!
3.)  She rents a car, carts several gas cans to AZ with her, changes her hair color before going, shuts off her cell phone, and mucks up the license plates before showing up to his place....but it wasnt anything she 'planned.'
4.)  biatch can remember what she ordered from starbucks...but killing him is all 'foggy.'
5.)  She spent the longest time on stand of any murder defendant in history - and believe me - it was an exercise in crazy lying.
6.)  I don't even wanna know what they did with the pop rocks and tootsie pops, but I'm guessing she had the worst yeast infection in the history of EVER!
7.)  She claimed he broke her finger and she caught him crusing kiddie porn...but there was no record of it on his computer and she never came up with any evidence of medical treatment for said finger (she said Travis bandaged it.)

biatch is weapons-grade crazy.  Glad she's gonna fry.  Can't wait to hear what she says when she makes her jury statement.
 
2013-05-08 07:18:16 PM  

elguerodiablo: Judging by the naked pictures on teh internet she was no stranger to teh buttsecks.


That and her testimony. She was into facials too.
 
2013-05-08 07:19:13 PM  

mafiageek1980: FINALLY this shiat is over with! Sheesh it was becoming the Female version of the damn OJ trial on the news networks. Lock this biatch up, throw away the damn key, and lets focus on more important things other than some stupid biatch killing her BF


Yes, there's lots more important things in the world, however, no, unfortunately it's not over. She's guilty of premeditated murder, but starting tomorrow is the "aggravating factors" phase, which is where her death or life will be decided by the same jury, so this is going to go on for a while longer.
 
2013-05-08 07:19:30 PM  

Super Chronic: calbert: who?

I only know this name from greenlit Fark headlines and have never bothered to really click any of the stories.

it doesn't really seem to matter much to anyone outside of whatever geographic area this is occurring.

can someone explain it in a nutshell?

As near as I can tell (I haven't really been following either), it seems like a pretty open-and-shut case: dude gets shot in shower; ex-girlfriend denies she was there;  then ex-girlfriend admits she was there, but says it was an intruder; then the bullet found at the scene turns out to be same caliber as the gun stolen from ex-girlfriend's grandparents' house a couple of days earlier; then ex-girlfriend admits she shot him, but says it was self-defense.  Doesn't seem like it should take the jury too long to deliberate about that one.


He wasn't just shot.  He was stabbed multiple times (27-29), throat slashed open, and shot, and the evidence suggested the gunshot was last.   He also had defensive wounds on his hands.
  After changing her story multiple times the defense she finally tried claiming was that she was a domestic abuse victim (the defense expert on this was on the stand for three damn weeks for no good reason) and it was justifiable self-defense.
 
2013-05-08 07:19:59 PM  
Yeah. I had no idea who this was. Still don't care.
 
2013-05-08 07:20:02 PM  

Adman12: Nobody deserves to be raped by anybody, assholes.


Unless the prisoner maybe raped and killed a girl around 1990.  Then it's deserved.

welcometofark.jpg
 
2013-05-08 07:22:39 PM  
How this is news I have no idea
 
2013-05-08 07:22:59 PM  

Bravo Two: 2xhelix: [i.imgur.com image 410x597]

never happen. Janitorial mops are coated to prevent splinters.


Who still uses real wood for mop handles?
 
2013-05-08 07:25:39 PM  

Sgt.Zim: Bravo Two: 2xhelix: [i.imgur.com image 410x597]

never happen. Janitorial mops are coated to prevent splinters.

Who still uses real wood for mop handles?


There's a company that makes mops with real, uncoated mop handles especially for prisons and prison rapes.
 
2013-05-08 07:25:39 PM  

Sgt.Zim: Bravo Two: 2xhelix: [i.imgur.com image 410x597]

never happen. Janitorial mops are coated to prevent splinters.

Who still uses real wood for mop handles?


And what about modified wooden toilet paper roll holders?
 
2013-05-08 07:26:28 PM  
silvervial:

If you are the kind of person who would "stick your dick in crazy," you might want to know what the possible consequences might be of such rash behavior: stabbed in the back, head, and chest 29 times, throat slit so deep you were almost decapitated, then the final coup de grâce of being shot in the forehead, and then have your butchered body left naked in the shower for five days in the Arizona summer heat...

But I'd get at least a hot sexy weekend with her, right?
Sounds like a good deal to me.


maybe it could teach you a life lesson.

YOLO!
 
2013-05-08 07:26:44 PM  

missmez: FirstNationalBastard: What, playing the "I'm a hot girl, you'll never convict me, tee-hee" card didn't work?

Hot?  Try butterface.

[www.betsy-v.com image 320x145]


Age 32, in jail for five years. Look at pics of her before she was jailed. I still think she has a very pretty face without makeup and jailhouse pallor. Don't be jealous because she may still be hotter than you.
 
2013-05-08 07:27:06 PM  

redmond24: bingethinker: Cheeto
[s1.ibtimes.com image 274x350]
[patdollard.com image 540x350]



I'm thinking seriously high maintenance on this one. Proving my earliest contention about women that money can make nearly any woman beautiful.
 
2013-05-08 07:28:36 PM  

NateAsbestos: This was all over MSNBC and I'm having the darndest time figuring out why anyone cares...


It's rare to have pics of a defendant's gaping pussy.
 
2013-05-08 07:29:28 PM  

danielscissorhands: Pardon me, bit I'm a little behind...

I'm only up to her second story. So my question is: Who's going to look for the real killers now?



Have no fear, rumour has it OJ has a spot next week when the 17th hole is getting re-surfaced.
 
2013-05-08 07:30:39 PM  

Boojum2k: megarian: Boojum2k: megarian: Fizpez: Anyone else turned on by the headline?

*raises hand*

Guilty.

Hopefully knives aren't your thing too. . .

Well...not...um....mostly no.

Danger sense vaguely trilling, somewhere between "go ahead, try this new chili pepper" and "skydiving naked."


Why not both?

*raises arms*
*cheers*
 
2013-05-08 07:31:10 PM  
Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman:

He wasn't just shot.  He was stabbed multiple times (27-29), throat slashed open, and shot, and the evidence suggested the gunshot was last.   He also had defensive wounds on his hands.

Oh. That's different. If she won't promise I'll be fatally shot first thing there's no way I'll sign the Model Release.

But once I'm dead she could turn me into crackers for all I'll care.
 
2013-05-08 07:31:11 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: NateAsbestos: This was all over MSNBC and I'm having the darndest time figuring out why anyone cares...

It's rare to have pics of a defendant's gaping pussy.


So... you think that should be a prerequisite for all court cases now?
 
2013-05-08 07:32:44 PM  
Yeah, Mormon biatches be cray cray.
 
2013-05-08 07:33:33 PM  

Marcintosh: redmond24: bingethinker: Cheeto
[s1.ibtimes.com image 274x350]
[patdollard.com image 540x350]


I'm thinking seriously high maintenance on this one. Proving my earliest contention about women that money can make nearly any woman beautiful.



I think you might be on to something.

plasticsurgerystar.com


BarkingUnicorn: NateAsbestos: This was all over MSNBC and I'm having the darndest time figuring out why anyone cares...

It's rare to have pics of a defendant's gaping pussy.


whar pics whar?
 
2013-05-08 07:33:38 PM  

megarian: Boojum2k: megarian: Boojum2k: megarian: Fizpez: Anyone else turned on by the headline?

*raises hand*

Guilty.

Hopefully knives aren't your thing too. . .

Well...not...um....mostly no.

Danger sense vaguely trilling, somewhere between "go ahead, try this new chili pepper" and "skydiving naked."

Why not both?

*raises arms*
*cheers*


It's too late for me to die young, but thanks for reminding me I'll die for doing something crazy.
 
2013-05-08 07:35:17 PM  

Boojum2k: calbert: who?

I only know this name from greenlit Fark headlines and have never bothered to really click any of the stories.

it doesn't really seem to matter much to anyone outside of whatever geographic area this is occurring.

can someone explain it in a nutshell?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jodi_Arias


FTA:

 The last photo of Alexander alive, and in the shower, was taken at 5:29:20 pm on June 4. Moments later, images appear of an individual, believed to be Alexander, "profusely bleeding" on the floor.

Damn.
 
2013-05-08 07:36:12 PM  

peacheslatour: Sgt.Zim: Bravo Two: 2xhelix: [i.imgur.com image 410x597]

never happen. Janitorial mops are coated to prevent splinters.

Who still uses real wood for mop handles?

And what about modified wooden toilet paper roll holders?


Oh my.
 
2013-05-08 07:37:13 PM  

antidisestablishmentarianism: elguerodiablo: Judging by the naked pictures on teh internet she was no stranger to teh buttsecks.

That and her testimony. She was into facials too.


I hadn't heard about that part of her testimony, so I did a search and found this hilarious exchange with her attorney:

"He wanted to drive up to the home, get out of the car, have me come out of the house and give him oral sex. He wanted to ejaculate on my face and drive away without saying a word," Arias said. "The first occasion was just like he described, but the second occasion, he dropped something near me and got in his car and left. I picked it up and it was Toblerone."

"So he ejaculated on your face and threw you some candy?" Nurmi asked Arias.

"Pretty much," she said.
 
2013-05-08 07:37:56 PM  

keypusher: Boojum2k: calbert: who?

I only know this name from greenlit Fark headlines and have never bothered to really click any of the stories.

it doesn't really seem to matter much to anyone outside of whatever geographic area this is occurring.

can someone explain it in a nutshell?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jodi_Arias

FTA:

 The last photo of Alexander alive, and in the shower, was taken at 5:29:20 pm on June 4. Moments later, images appear of an individual, believed to be Alexander, "profusely bleeding" on the floor.

Damn.


Yeah, "bag of rabid cats" crazy, but not legally insane. Just dumb.
 
2013-05-08 07:38:19 PM  
Although, I would still hit it


NSFW
 
2013-05-08 07:38:29 PM  

SithLord: Yeah, Mormon biatches be cray cray.


She wasn't always mormon. She converted so that he would marry her (though there wasn't a chance in hell he was going to) and claims that after he personally baptized her, he took her back to his room and while they were still in their baptismal vestments, buttseks her, thereby offending her delicate religious sensibilities, so naturally he deserved the slaughter she later dished out.
 
2013-05-08 07:39:49 PM  

BeatrixK: Ah Jodi - the ol' self-defense-I-wuz-abbuusseed shiat didn't fly?  Ya don't say.

This case was fascinating for many reasons:

1.)  The crazy biatch had pictures she inadvertently took while killing him. (She tried trashing the camera in the washing machine.  Digital cameras, FTW!)  Seriously creepy to see a picture of Alexander posing in the shower, and, like three minutes later, she's dragging his bloody body across the floor.  These were taken several hours after they took nekkid pics of each other after sex.  So she bones the guy, packs her shiat to leave, and kills him while he's cleansing her stank off him.
2.)  First, it was ninjas/people dressed in black.  Then, she fessed up that she killed him in self defense - 29 stab wounds, slit his throat, and shot him in the head.  But it was self defense!
3.)  She rents a car, carts several gas cans to AZ with her, changes her hair color before going, shuts off her cell phone, and mucks up the license plates before showing up to his place....but it wasnt anything she 'planned.'
4.)  biatch can remember what she ordered from starbucks...but killing him is all 'foggy.'
5.)  She spent the longest time on stand of any murder defendant in history - and believe me - it was an exercise in crazy lying.
6.)  I don't even wanna know what they did with the pop rocks and tootsie pops, but I'm guessing she had the worst yeast infection in the history of EVER!
7.)  She claimed he broke her finger and she caught him crusing kiddie porn...but there was no record of it on his computer and she never came up with any evidence of medical treatment for said finger (she said Travis bandaged it.)

biatch is weapons-grade crazy.  Glad she's gonna fry.  Can't wait to hear what she says when she makes her jury statement.


how do you inadvertently take pictures?
 
2013-05-08 07:40:13 PM  

SithLord: NSFW


AWWWWW, fake tits? No thanks.
 
2013-05-08 07:42:40 PM  

Atomic Spunk: antidisestablishmentarianism: elguerodiablo: Judging by the naked pictures on teh internet she was no stranger to teh buttsecks.

That and her testimony. She was into facials too.

I hadn't heard about that part of her testimony, so I did a search and found this hilarious exchange with her attorney:

"He wanted to drive up to the home, get out of the car, have me come out of the house and give him oral sex. He wanted to ejaculate on my face and drive away without saying a word," Arias said. "The first occasion was just like he described, but the second occasion, he dropped something near me and got in his car and left. I picked it up and it was Toblerone."

"So he ejaculated on your face and threw you some candy?" Nurmi asked Arias.

"Pretty much," she said.


A perfect combination of post and name. Well played.
 
2013-05-08 07:43:21 PM  

fusillade762: That mammoth SPLOOSH sound you heard was Nancy Grace having an orgasm.


Your comment is like a train wreck: horrible to watch, yet powerless to look away. I gagged and laughed at the same time.

And SUBS, awesome. I'd upvote your headline if I could, but no longer a TFarker!
 
2013-05-08 07:44:50 PM  
After seeing her nude pics, looks like her labia caught a few bullets in the melee.
 
2013-05-08 07:45:08 PM  
How did all the naked pictures of her get released to the public?
 
2013-05-08 07:46:24 PM  
Is there a motive other than her being a crazy biatch?  Can they put her to death for that?
 
2013-05-08 07:46:41 PM  

silvervial: SithLord: Yeah, Mormon biatches be cray cray.

She wasn't always mormon. She converted so that he would marry her (though there wasn't a chance in hell he was going to) and claims that after he personally baptized her, he took her back to his room and while they were still in their baptismal vestments, buttseks her, thereby offending her delicate religious sensibilities, so naturally he deserved the slaughter she later dished out.


For argument's sake, he made her convert so he could fark her.  He was an ass for doing that to begin with.  But that doesn't deserve anyone being killed over.  Now since he wanted to see other people after they broke up, she went all stabby and shooty.
 
2013-05-08 07:46:48 PM  

SithLord: Yeah, Mormon biatches be cray cray.


She converted to Mormonism for the guy she murdered.  She was just plain crazy.
 
2013-05-08 07:46:57 PM  
I thought it meant "lesbian me in the ass" ...but I'm not sure exactly how that would work.
 
2013-05-08 07:46:58 PM  

Sgt.Zim: Bravo Two: 2xhelix: [i.imgur.com image 410x597]

never happen. Janitorial mops are coated to prevent splinters.

Who still uses real wood for mop handles?


*raises hand* my boss keeps ordering the damned things.

/janitor
 
2013-05-08 07:49:16 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: After seeing her nude pics, looks like her labia caught a few bullets in the melee.


cdn.raptorcops.com
 
2013-05-08 07:51:06 PM  

Boojum2k: calbert: Boojum2k: calbert: who?

blah blah blah
seems more like a local-interest story, not national headlines

/*shrugs*

She made Fark primarily because nude pics of her turned up online. Also, she drove over 2000 miles round-trip to kill her ex-boyfriend "in self defense" which made it a little more than a local story.



And *why, oh Why*, have said nudie pics disappeared???
 
2013-05-08 07:51:06 PM  

elguerodiablo: Judging by the naked pictures on teh internet she was no stranger to teh buttsecks.


Whar are these pictures whar
 
2013-05-08 07:53:10 PM  

jigger: Marcintosh: redmond24: bingethinker: Cheeto
[s1.ibtimes.com image 274x350]
[patdollard.com image 540x350]


I'm thinking seriously high maintenance on this one. Proving my earliest contention about women that money can make nearly any woman beautiful.


I think you might be on to something.

[plasticsurgerystar.com image 307x200]


OUCH!  And for some, no amount of money can help - holy cow.
BarkingUnicorn: NateAsbestos: This was all over MSNBC and I'm having the darndest time figuring out why anyone cares...

It's rare to have pics of a defendant's gaping pussy.

whar pics whar?
 
2013-05-08 07:53:27 PM  

serialsuicidebomber: Boojum2k: calbert: Boojum2k: calbert: who?

blah blah blah
seems more like a local-interest story, not national headlines

/*shrugs*

She made Fark primarily because nude pics of her turned up online. Also, she drove over 2000 miles round-trip to kill her ex-boyfriend "in self defense" which made it a little more than a local story.


And *why, oh Why*, have said nudie pics disappeared???


drjekel_mrhyde: elguerodiablo: Judging by the naked pictures on teh internet she was no stranger to teh buttsecks.

Whar are these pictures whar



Google Jodi Arias Nude Pics and pick images.
 
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