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2013-05-08 06:43:10 PM
who?

I only know this name from greenlit Fark headlines and have never bothered to really click any of the stories.

it doesn't really seem to matter much to anyone outside of whatever geographic area this is occurring.

can someone explain it in a nutshell?
 
2013-05-08 06:43:51 PM

FirstNationalBastard: What, playing the "I'm a hot girl, you'll never convict me, tee-hee" card didn't work?

Those jurors were misogynists, or something.


Fruity, semen guzzling, cock crazy eunuchs.  It's the only explanation for their conspiratorial malice for this victimized woman.  Her bubbly mirth for life was carved away from her by a motivational speaker.  By far the most sociopathic of all the manipulative professions.
 
2013-05-08 06:44:13 PM

calbert: who?

I only know this name from greenlit Fark headlines and have never bothered to really click any of the stories.

it doesn't really seem to matter much to anyone outside of whatever geographic area this is occurring.

can someone explain it in a nutshell?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jodi_Arias
 
2013-05-08 06:45:21 PM

FirstNationalBastard: shower_in_my_socks: So, uh, where is this LMITA prison? A,uh, friend wants to know.

Licking County, Ohio.


French Lick, ID?
 
2013-05-08 06:45:30 PM

ArcadianRefugee: bingethinker: She's supposed to be hot? Really? Wipe the Cheeto dust off your monitors, kids.

She kind of has to be, according to this chart:

[www.vincegolangco.com image 562x450]


It doesn't go both ways. A certain amount of hotness allows her a certain amount of craziness. But being crazy does not "allow" her any amount of hotness.
 
2013-05-08 06:46:14 PM

spiderpaz: themindiswatching: ...LMITA?

Lick Me In The Ass (the lesser known cousin of PMITA)


Doesn't sound nearly as bad as PMITA.

/actually, it doesn't sound like a punishment at all
//rather an award
///man, I could do anything to get a life in an LMITA facility
 
2013-05-08 06:46:37 PM

PsyLord: FirstNationalBastard: shower_in_my_socks: So, uh, where is this LMITA prison? A,uh, friend wants to know.

Licking County, Ohio.

French Lick, ID?


And for when they flip her over, Mud Lick, Kentucky.
 
2013-05-08 06:48:08 PM
She's ugly.
Ugly to the bone.

Never was interested in her story.  It is just like every other episode of Snapped/City Confidential/Who the F Did I Marry?

Maybe she can bunk with Uncle Fester (The Tucson Shooter) there in Arizona.  They were made for each other.
 
2013-05-08 06:48:15 PM
Attractive women do not go to prison. The balance of the universe seems off tonight.
/I wouldn't mind if they gave her a life sentence in my bedroom
 
2013-05-08 06:48:32 PM

DrunkenBob: FirstNationalBastard: What, playing the "I'm a hot girl, you'll never convict me, tee-hee" card didn't work?

Those jurors were misogynists, or something.

Fruity, semen guzzling, cock crazy eunuchs.  It's the only explanation for their conspiratorial malice for this victimized woman.  Her bubbly mirth for life was carved away from her by a motivational speaker.  By far the most sociopathic of all the manipulative professions.


Ayn? Is that you?

http://michaelprescott.freeservers.com/romancing-the-stone-cold.html

I just wondered because the schoolkid crush on a murderous psychopath sure sounds like her.
 
2013-05-08 06:49:15 PM

Boojum2k: calbert: who?

I only know this name from greenlit Fark headlines and have never bothered to really click any of the stories.

it doesn't really seem to matter much to anyone outside of whatever geographic area this is occurring.

can someone explain it in a nutshell?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jodi_Arias


and why is this a newsflash then?

nothing remarkable about anything that I just read, basic run-of-the-mill murder.

maybe it's because I don't have cable and that's why I'm not seeing it supposedly on every news channel.

seems more like a local-interest story, not national headlines

/*shrugs*
 
2013-05-08 06:49:39 PM

DubyaHater: Attractive women do not go to prison. The balance of the universe seems off tonight.
/I wouldn't mind if they gave her a life sentence in my bedroom


She needs to serve more than a week.

/Oh you meant her life, not yours.
//Don't stick it in crazy, and crazy won't stick knives in you
///unless you turn crazy down when she asks
 
2013-05-08 06:49:42 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-08 06:49:44 PM

spiderpaz: themindiswatching: ...LMITA?

Lick Me In The Ass (the lesser known cousin of PMITA)


Somehow, I think broom handles might be involved.
 
2013-05-08 06:50:14 PM

missmez: FirstNationalBastard: What, playing the "I'm a hot girl, you'll never convict me, tee-hee" card didn't work?

Hot?  Try butterface.

[www.betsy-v.com image 320x145]


She thought the "glasses and no makeup" ploy would make her sympathetic to the jury.  Outside the courtroom, she's... maybe not exactly hot, but at least a 7 or 8.  'Course, I don't expect her to age real well now...
 
2013-05-08 06:50:18 PM

fusillade762: That mammoth SPLOOSH sound you heard was Nancy Grace having an orgasm.


20 miles south of Atlanta, city has declared a state of emergency and stores are putting up signs saying they're all out of mops.

/Oh the humanity
//Gonna take months to get rid of the smell
 
2013-05-08 06:50:27 PM

fusillade762: That mammoth SPLOOSH sound you heard was Nancy Grace having an orgasm.


I was really hoping she would be found not guilty so we could watch the video of Nancy Grace's head assploding in slow motion, over and over again.
 
2013-05-08 06:51:23 PM

fusillade762: That mammoth SPLOOSH sound you heard was Nancy Grace having an orgasm.


That is so DO NOT WANT that the proper meme will not be created for another ten thousand years.
 
2013-05-08 06:51:47 PM

calbert: Boojum2k: calbert: who?

I only know this name from greenlit Fark headlines and have never bothered to really click any of the stories.

it doesn't really seem to matter much to anyone outside of whatever geographic area this is occurring.

can someone explain it in a nutshell?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jodi_Arias

and why is this a newsflash then?

nothing remarkable about anything that I just read, basic run-of-the-mill murder.

maybe it's because I don't have cable and that's why I'm not seeing it supposedly on every news channel.

seems more like a local-interest story, not national headlines

/*shrugs*


She made Fark primarily because nude pics of her turned up online. Also, she drove over 2000 miles round-trip to kill her ex-boyfriend "in self defense" which made it a little more than a local story.
 
2013-05-08 06:52:17 PM
I've seen baseball articles more deserving of the newsflash tag. The media has gone beyond the pale with this one. They've been obsessing over this case, but no one gives a shiat. I've literally heard no one in real life talk about this. I don't think there's ever been a greater disparity between the amount of media coverage something has gotten compared to the amount of care the public has given it.
 
2013-05-08 06:53:08 PM

bingethinker: She's supposed to be hot? Really? Wipe the Cheeto dust off your monitors, kids.


You're overlooking the danger factor. A solid 7/10 becomes an 11 when you don't know if she's going to stab you with an ice pick hidden under the bed.
 
2013-05-08 06:54:09 PM

2xhelix: [i.imgur.com image 410x597]


never happen. Janitorial mops are coated to prevent splinters.
 
2013-05-08 06:54:23 PM
Of course, if given the death penalty, she may be headed for Last Meal In The Arias prison. Eventually.
 
2013-05-08 06:54:30 PM

calbert: who?

I only know this name from greenlit Fark headlines and have never bothered to really click any of the stories.

it doesn't really seem to matter much to anyone outside of whatever geographic area this is occurring.

can someone explain it in a nu

calbert: who?

I only know this name from greenlit Fark headlines and have never bothered to really click any of the stories.

it doesn't really seem to matter much to anyone outside of whatever geographic area this is occurring.

can someone explain it in a nutshell?



i didn't know either but crazy hottie kills dickhead boy friend in religious country and know must be killed too
 
2013-05-08 06:55:05 PM

Bravo Two: 2xhelix: [i.imgur.com image 410x597]

never happen. Janitorial mops are coated to prevent splinters.


I'm hoping there's a mundane reason for you knowing that.
 
2013-05-08 06:55:16 PM

Foxxinnia: I've seen baseball articles more deserving of the newsflash tag. The media has gone beyond the pale with this one. They've been obsessing over this case, but no one gives a shiat. I've literally heard no one in real life talk about this. I don't think there's ever been a greater disparity between the amount of media coverage something has gotten compared to the amount of care the public has given it.


I'll "THIS" that.

I wouldn't know who she was either, if my wifey didn't enjoy  48 Hours/Dateline/whichever of those shows we saw this gal on.
 
2013-05-08 06:55:28 PM

Fizpez: Anyone else turned on by the headline?


*raises hand*

Guilty.
 
2013-05-08 06:56:24 PM

Foxxinnia: I've seen baseball articles more deserving of the newsflash tag. The media has gone beyond the pale with this one. They've been obsessing over this case, but no one gives a shiat. I've literally heard no one in real life talk about this. I don't think there's ever been a greater disparity between the amount of media coverage something has gotten compared to the amount of care the public has given it.


Gave them an excuse to ignore that abortion doctor's trial.
 
2013-05-08 06:56:43 PM
Great, now can we stop seeing this stupid, evil coont on TV every day?
 
2013-05-08 06:57:08 PM

megarian: Fizpez: Anyone else turned on by the headline?

*raises hand*

Guilty.


Hopefully knives aren't your thing too. . .
 
2013-05-08 06:57:20 PM

Boojum2k: Bravo Two: 2xhelix: [i.imgur.com image 410x597]

never happen. Janitorial mops are coated to prevent splinters.

I'm hoping there's a mundane reason for you knowing that.


Because I use shop brooms and mops in my shop frequently?

/and because my wife is kinky and we do sick stuff?
 
2013-05-08 06:57:29 PM

2xhelix: [i.imgur.com image 410x597]


It was a plunger handle.

/yeah yeah same difference
 
2013-05-08 06:58:14 PM
a.abcnews.com

Wha, she didn't get off using the self defense plea?
 
2013-05-08 06:58:28 PM
I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
 
2013-05-08 06:58:46 PM

Bravo Two: Boojum2k: Bravo Two: 2xhelix: [i.imgur.com image 410x597]

never happen. Janitorial mops are coated to prevent splinters.

I'm hoping there's a mundane reason for you knowing that.

Because I use shop brooms and mops in my shop frequently?

/and because my wife is kinky and we do sick stuff?


Given my circle of friends and interests, I'll count that as mundane.
 
2013-05-08 06:58:56 PM

EbolaNYC: Great, now can we stop seeing this stupid, evil coont on TV every day?


LOL. 

I had to read the article to know who that was. 

That's right - I'm THAT GUY. Don't watch tv - don't read bullshiat news.
 
2013-05-08 06:59:40 PM

2xhelix: [i.imgur.com image 410x597]


Was that supposed to be funny? It failed.
 
2013-05-08 07:00:30 PM

Bravo Two: 2xhelix: [i.imgur.com image 410x597]

never happen. Janitorial mops are coated to prevent splinters.


Well who says it has to be handle end? They could always use the business end instead.

i40.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-08 07:01:44 PM

calbert: who?

I only know this name from greenlit Fark headlines and have never bothered to really click any of the stories.

it doesn't really seem to matter much to anyone outside of whatever geographic area this is occurring.

can someone explain it in a nutshell?


As near as I can tell (I haven't really been following either), it seems like a pretty open-and-shut case: dude gets shot in shower; ex-girlfriend denies she was there;  then ex-girlfriend admits she was there, but says it was an intruder; then the bullet found at the scene turns out to be same caliber as the gun stolen from ex-girlfriend's grandparents' house a couple of days earlier; then ex-girlfriend admits she shot him, but says it was self-defense.  Doesn't seem like it should take the jury too long to deliberate about that one.
 
2013-05-08 07:01:47 PM

FirstNationalBastard: PsyLord: FirstNationalBastard: shower_in_my_socks: So, uh, where is this LMITA prison? A,uh, friend wants to know.

Licking County, Ohio.

French Lick, ID?

And for when they flip her over, Mud Lick, Kentucky.


Nah, she's in AZ. She'll be up in Dry Beaver Creek.
 
2013-05-08 07:02:06 PM

QuesoDelicioso: I wouldn't kick her out of bed.


me either. she gets all stabby when you piss her off
 
2013-05-08 07:04:33 PM

Speaker2Animals: fusillade762: That mammoth SPLOOSH sound you heard was Nancy Grace having an orgasm.

That is so DO NOT WANT that the proper meme will not be created for another ten thousand years.


Don't worry, that can't be what the sploosh noise was; as everybody knows, when Nancy Grace comes, she ejaculates the remains of murdered infants.
 
2013-05-08 07:07:38 PM
For those who have never heard of it, in Phoenix this vaguely reminds of the tale of "trunk murderess" Winnie Ruth Judd in 1931.
 
2013-05-08 07:08:37 PM
I read true crime news as an armchair hobby, and most crimes of jealousy are weird enough. However before the trial even started, the squick factor of this case surpassed even my  elevated thresholds.

Boys, if this isn't enough warning to never stick your d*ck in teh crazy, I don't know what is.
 
2013-05-08 07:09:39 PM

Boojum2k: megarian: Fizpez: Anyone else turned on by the headline?

*raises hand*

Guilty.

Hopefully knives aren't your thing too. . .


Well...not...um....mostly no.
 
2013-05-08 07:09:57 PM

themindiswatching: Maybe I've been reading too much about rape culture, but "PMITA/LMITA prison" doesn't seem funny to me any more.

/she will get the punishment that she deserves though.


Get yourself a nice ladder and get over it.
 
2013-05-08 07:11:28 PM
Judging by the naked pictures on teh internet she was no stranger to teh buttsecks.
 
2013-05-08 07:11:32 PM
Can someone explain why LMITA prison is so bad?

Sounds like something I'd pay to see.
 
2013-05-08 07:11:44 PM
Nobody deserves to be raped by anybody, assholes.
 
2013-05-08 07:11:56 PM

NateAsbestos: This was all over MSNBC and I'm having the darndest time figuring out why anyone cares...


Well, I suppose if you don't care about the brutal slaughter of a young man of promise (albeit the promise to be somewhat like Mitt Romney when he grew up), then no, you wouldn't care.

If, however, you appreciate the occasional triumph of justice in a world that seems completely devoid of it at times, then you would care.

If you are the kind of person who would "stick your dick in crazy," you might want to know what the possible consequences might be of such rash behavior: stabbed in the back, head, and chest 29 times, throat slit so deep you were almost decapitated, then the final coup de grâce of being shot in the forehead, and then have your butchered body left naked in the shower for five days in the Arizona summer heat...maybe it could teach you a life lesson.
 
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