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(Reuters) NewsFlash Jodi Arias found guilty of first degree murder - headed for LMITA prison   (reuters.com) divider line 293
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2013-05-08 06:20:03 PM
This one.
 
2013-05-08 06:25:55 PM
Shock.

No, really...
 
2013-05-08 06:26:00 PM
Who?
 
2013-05-08 06:26:02 PM
What, playing the "I'm a hot girl, you'll never convict me, tee-hee" card didn't work?

Those jurors were misogynists, or something.
 
2013-05-08 06:27:24 PM
Let the licking begin!
 
2013-05-08 06:27:55 PM
fc06.deviantart.net

Woo hoo!!
 
2013-05-08 06:28:04 PM
I spit beer.

//subby owes me one
 
2013-05-08 06:28:08 PM
She's supposed to be hot? Really? Wipe the Cheeto dust off your monitors, kids.
 
2013-05-08 06:28:26 PM
couponfish.net
 
2013-05-08 06:28:36 PM
That mammoth SPLOOSH sound you heard was Nancy Grace having an orgasm.
 
2013-05-08 06:29:03 PM
Anyone else turned on by the headline?
 
2013-05-08 06:29:13 PM
She gives love a bad name.
 
2013-05-08 06:29:14 PM
This was all over MSNBC and I'm having the darndest time figuring out why anyone cares...
 
2013-05-08 06:29:46 PM

BafflerMeal: Who?


First base.
 
2013-05-08 06:30:16 PM
...LMITA?
 
2013-05-08 06:30:30 PM
Paging Grace, Nancy Grace to the front desk.

What name did the old bag give Jodi?
 
2013-05-08 06:31:59 PM
How about FMITA?
 
2013-05-08 06:32:00 PM

FirstNationalBastard: What, playing the "I'm a hot girl, you'll never convict me, tee-hee" card didn't work?


Hot?  Try butterface.

www.betsy-v.com
 
2013-05-08 06:32:15 PM
On the scale of criminals she is British hot.
I'd hit it, then likely die in a pool of my own blood conflicted on if I made the right choice.

/this headline wins an internet
 
2013-05-08 06:32:29 PM

themindiswatching: ...LMITA?


Lick Me In The Ass (the lesser known cousin of PMITA)
 
2013-05-08 06:33:27 PM

spiderpaz: themindiswatching: ...LMITA?

Lick Me In The Ass (the lesser known cousin of PMITA)


Wait, is she licking the ass, or having her ass licked?
 
2013-05-08 06:33:33 PM
I was so sure I was going to get to see her in a porno a year from now.
 
2013-05-08 06:33:34 PM
She is unattractive
 
2013-05-08 06:34:30 PM
www.charlock.org
 
2013-05-08 06:34:37 PM

bingethinker: She's supposed to be hot? Really? Wipe the Cheeto dust off your monitors, kids.


She kind of has to be, according to this chart:

www.vincegolangco.com
 
2013-05-08 06:35:55 PM
They're gonna execute that little freak.
 
2013-05-08 06:36:30 PM
This headline has just the right "information" to "tacky" ratio.

+1
 
2013-05-08 06:36:57 PM
For a thing that supposedly captivated America for months... I have no farking clue who this is.
 
2013-05-08 06:37:33 PM
Pardon me, bit I'm a little behind...

I'm only up to her second story. So my question is: Who's going to look for the real killers now?
 
2013-05-08 06:37:37 PM
I hadn't been paying any attention to this case, didn't know anything about it, until the other day when I saw some news headline about testimony regarding kinky sex at the trial. So of course I clicked on it, and it turns out that "kinky" means oral, a little buttsexing, phone sex, and role playing.

Some people have a COMPLETELY different view of "kinky" than I do.

But then I read the folks involved were Mormon, and it made a bit more sense.
 
2013-05-08 06:37:59 PM

missmez: FirstNationalBastard: What, playing the "I'm a hot girl, you'll never convict me, tee-hee" card didn't work?

Hot?  Try butterface.

[www.betsy-v.com image 320x145]


Well, she thought she was hot.

Maybe if she had been, she would have been acquitted.
 
2013-05-08 06:38:13 PM
So, uh, where is this LMITA prison? A,uh, friend wants to know.
 
2013-05-08 06:38:50 PM
i.huffpost.com
 
2013-05-08 06:39:12 PM

shower_in_my_socks: So, uh, where is this LMITA prison? A,uh, friend wants to know.


Licking County, Ohio.
 
2013-05-08 06:39:24 PM

ThatGuyGreg: For a thing that supposedly captivated America for months... I have no farking clue who this is.


All I know about this case is that it sounded like it was the most awesome jury duty ever.
 
2013-05-08 06:39:29 PM
Who?
 
2013-05-08 06:39:52 PM

bingethinker: She's supposed to be hot? Really? Wipe the Cheeto dust off your monitors, kids.


widgetware.com

If Farkers saw this pic on a Mugshot Roundup they would have her skip the bathing and report directly to their quarters.

She looks a mite different in court.
 
2013-05-08 06:40:00 PM
Maybe I've been reading too much about rape culture, but "PMITA/LMITA prison" doesn't seem funny to me any more.

/she will get the punishment that she deserves though.
 
2013-05-08 06:40:14 PM
News flash? Is this as important as a huge earthquake, act of war, or celebrity divorce?
 
2013-05-08 06:40:18 PM
FINALLY this shiat is over with! Sheesh it was becoming the Female version of the damn OJ trial on the news networks. Lock this biatch up, throw away the damn key, and lets focus on more important things other than some stupid biatch killing her BF
 
2013-05-08 06:41:01 PM

bingethinker: She's supposed to be hot? Really? Wipe the Cheeto dust off your monitors, kids.


Eh she's pretty hot. Her defense team gave her the librarian treatment to make her look less homicidal.
 
2013-05-08 06:41:52 PM

missmez: FirstNationalBastard: What, playing the "I'm a hot girl, you'll never convict me, tee-hee" card didn't work?

Hot?  Try butterface.

[www.betsy-v.com image 320x145]


I never understood why people said Casey Anthony was so hot. I'm not saying she was fugly or anything, but she wasn't "hot," at least not to me.

I think Jodi Arias is prettier than Casey Anthony though. "Hot?" I don't know. She looks pretty darned cute in some of her pictures though.
 
2013-05-08 06:42:05 PM

missmez: Hot?  Try butterface.


Buttereverything.

videos.videopress.com
Dat ass.
 
2013-05-08 06:42:10 PM

redmond24: bingethinker: She's supposed to be hot? Really? Wipe the Cheeto dust off your monitors, kids.

Eh she's pretty hot. Her defense team gave her the librarian treatment to make her look less homicidal.


Backfired.

They could have probably gotten a hung jury (no pun intended) if she had still been hot.
 
2013-05-08 06:42:19 PM

bingethinker: Cheeto


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patdollard.com
 
2013-05-08 06:42:22 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-08 06:42:28 PM
I'm happy that her paper thin story didn't fool the jury. I'm surprised her lawyer didn't try for an insanity defense.

At least in prison she now has a valid excuse to keep her pubic hair so bushy.
 
2013-05-08 06:42:51 PM

fusillade762: That mammoth SPLOOSH sound you heard was Nancy Grace having an orgasm.

www.charlock.org
 
2013-05-08 06:42:58 PM
Not on the Entertainment tab?

/What will HLN air now?
//Not news! (gasp)
 
2013-05-08 06:43:08 PM

ThatGuyGreg: For a thing that supposedly captivated America for months... I have no farking clue who this is.


Me neither.  TFA wasn't much help, either.
 
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