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2013-05-08 05:42:16 PM
8 votes:

farkingismybusiness: Farking Juggalos, how do they work?


They don't. Welfare is easier.
2013-05-08 07:30:59 PM
4 votes:
All my single lettes, all my single lettes.  Now pet your hents ep.
2013-05-08 06:57:01 PM
3 votes:

Tatsuma:  
 
 

The war is here TSA agents are doing random cheeks and shooting people for no reson


Stop that. I really need those brain cells and you're killing them.
2013-05-08 06:53:51 PM
3 votes:
Man, could you imagine the reaction if he had turned out to be a brony?
2013-05-08 05:47:09 PM
3 votes:

farkingismybusiness: BKITU: farkingismybusiness: Farking Juggalos, how do they work?

They don't. Welfare is easier.
 
So it's like magnets?


Magnets get welfare?  Thanks Obama.
2013-05-08 05:40:27 PM
3 votes:
Farking Juggalos, how do they work?
2013-05-08 08:07:18 PM
2 votes:
"No more I.F.R.D. We are not slaves"

Great. My RIFD enslavement projects may not be working (yes), but my RFID induced dyslexia project is ahead of schedule.
2013-05-08 07:36:48 PM
2 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org
2013-05-08 07:31:32 PM
2 votes:
You can shiat on the Juggalos all you like, but they saved my life. About 5 yeas ago, I had to do a three year bit in Chino for some parking meter vandalism. I was scared shiatless. My aunt told me to join the meanest farking gang in the place and then to brain a guard She said I would be left alone. I was too afraid to do that. My first few days were tough. White supremacists, M13, the blacks. They all wanted a part of me. Then one day I was in the bathroom and this guy with face paint came up to me and asked to me come look at something. He proceeded to show me a toilet flushing. In a bewildered tone he screamed, "How the fark does that work?" I explained it to him, and I was a Juggalo from that day on.
There were about 10 of us. We were excused from work, because none of the rest of the gang knew how to work laundry machines or woodworking equipment. We didn't have to eat in the big mess hall, because our presence bewildered the other inmates, because they thought the circus was in town, which caused a weird mix of nostalgic crying and rioting. We also didn't shower, because the ICP had a temporary injunction, arguing that face paint was speech.
I spent my days with my fellow gang members explaining gravity, colors, simple mathematics, and the concept of truth. I would have been dead without their protection. For that I am eternally grateful.


/copypasta
2013-05-08 07:09:51 PM
2 votes:
A wonkette link? Ugh. I feel like a kid who has been told to expect an epic food fight during lunch period only to discover that the day's entertainment is a fat special ed kid dumping jello on a weaker one.
2013-05-08 07:06:28 PM
2 votes:
The KISS Army has really gotten out of hand.
2013-05-08 07:06:04 PM
2 votes:
They are who we thought they were.
2013-05-08 07:02:17 PM
2 votes:
You might refer to him and his ilk as hayseed, backwoodsman, boor, bumpkin, clodhopper, countryboy, cousin, hick, rube, rustic, yokel, trailer trash, white trash, cracker, brush ape, farmer boy, hinterlander, mountain man, piny, redneck, etc.

Here in MN - he's a "Jack Pine Savage"
2013-05-08 06:07:04 PM
2 votes:
The Minnesota Star-Tribune reports that his father, Jeffrey Rogers, believes that the FBI is simply rounding up patriots in the wake of the Boston bombings, which were, of course, also an "The government's railroading my kid, probably because of all the bombings and crap," he said looking up from his work. "It's just like the Boston one. All of us believe that's false. A government deal."
 
How many times do I have to tell the universe that I don't want to know that people like this exist?
 

biyaaatci: Is it bad that I really want to see the comments?  I noticed that none of the single lettes commented, though.  Probably too busy Romaine around town to reply.


Ice-berg what you did there?
2013-05-08 05:43:32 PM
2 votes:

BKITU: farkingismybusiness: Farking Juggalos, how do they work?

They don't. Welfare is easier.

 
So it's like magnets?
2013-05-08 09:37:28 PM
1 votes:
I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of Fark Liberals screamed out in terror and where suddenly silenced when they found out it was a Juggalo and not a Tearard.
2013-05-08 09:28:03 PM
1 votes:
I am more surprised,impressed even, that the quoted Fox affiliate used "Affordable Care Act" instead of Obamacare.
2013-05-08 08:53:44 PM
1 votes:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Ryker's Peninsula: The KISS Army has really gotten out of hand.

He was dishonorably discharged.


Corpse Paint is still cool though, right?
2013-05-08 08:24:03 PM
1 votes:

Walter Paisley: Tatsuma: [i.imgur.com image 520x202]
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Other than at one point asking for a response from single women, I have no idea what the hell he was saying. Is it some hybrid of Tea Party sign English and Juggalo jargon?


"Don't mess with Texas."
"Kill'em all, let God sort'em out."
"Hey, girl..."
"I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it..."
Ehh
2013-05-08 08:21:10 PM
1 votes:
Give him five years of hard time at Camp Grammar and Spelling.
2013-05-08 07:32:38 PM
1 votes:

Tatsuma: [i.imgur.com image 520x202]
[i.imgur.com image 521x509]
[i.imgur.com image 560x272]


i.imgur.com
2013-05-08 07:24:56 PM
1 votes:

Ryker's Peninsula: The KISS Army has really gotten out of hand.


One of my favorite The Onion headlines: "KISS Army Rocked by Allegations of Propriety"

"The investigation, which implicates a number of high-level Kiss Army members, cites numerous reports of 'highly inappropriate behavior among Kiss Army members,' including marriage, steady employment and child-rearing."

/Classic
2013-05-08 07:07:40 PM
1 votes:
He sounds like the world's biggest Alex Jones fan.
2013-05-08 07:06:03 PM
1 votes:
Person of interest:

www.metalsucks.net
2013-05-08 07:02:46 PM
1 votes:
Vanilla Ice is a Jaggalo, so are they really a terror threat?

He has a show on DIY flipping homes.
2013-05-08 06:50:35 PM
1 votes:
Profile all Juggalo-Americans now!

We let them come to our shores, take our jo---

We let them come to our shores, steal all our wome---

We let them come to our shores, drink all our Faygo, and then plot attacks against us!
2013-05-08 05:50:01 PM
1 votes:
Is it bad that I really want to see the comments?  I noticed that none of the single lettes commented, though.  Probably too busy Romaine around town to reply.
2013-05-08 05:47:33 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com 
i.imgur.com 
i.imgur.com 

The war is here TSA agents are doing random cheeks and shooting people for no reson
2013-05-08 05:42:33 PM
1 votes:

NutWrench: The kid's father seems to have a few issues:
"The government's railroading my kid, probably because of all the bombings and crap," he said looking up from his work. "It's just like the Boston one. All of us believe that's false. A government deal."
Jeffrey Rogers said all the guns seized belonged to him and were legally owned. As far as pipe bombs, there were "none that I know of." He is a plumber by trade, and pipes may be lying around the area.
 
Uh huh.


He don't wanna talk to a scientist. Those motherfarkers lying and getting him pissed.
2013-05-08 05:27:16 PM
1 votes:
Juggalos distancing themselves from him while simultaneously trying to defend him at the end of the article, "he didn't do it, but if he did, he isn't one of us, but it's too soon to tell anyway, but he didn't do it."
2013-05-08 05:17:50 PM
1 votes:
So he's just a blithering idiot then.  Good to know.
2013-05-08 05:12:55 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
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