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Slu
2013-05-08 09:39:42 PM  

99.998er: geekbikerskum: Tatsuma: geekbikerskum: 

Oh wow.  Yeah, that's an extra helping of dumbass, right there.  Didn't read the news articles that Wonkette linked to, but it's right there in one of 'em.

Still, even among people who are legally entitled to possess such things, I don't understand it.  At the very least it's "Hi!  I have lots of stuff you can steal and get top dollar for if you sell it to your criminal buddies!"

But at he most it's "Hi! I am a raging paranoid lunatic with lots of stuff you can  tryto steal. When I catch you, I get to chain you up, beat you, and play judge, jury, bailiff, court reporter, and executioner".


I believe you mean "Judge Judy and executioner".
 
2013-05-08 09:47:53 PM  
Why aren't more teabaggers apologizing for this guy? After all, they are always saying that Muslims aren't apologizing enough for their extremists.
 
2013-05-08 09:50:38 PM  
If somebody beat me to it then I didn't see it.

What a clown!
 
2013-05-08 09:55:09 PM  

Oldiron_79: I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of Fark Liberals screamed out in terror and where suddenly silenced when they found out it was a Juggalo and not a Tearard.


To be fair, there's a lot of overlap.
 
2013-05-08 09:56:41 PM  
I'm not sure what's worse... those facebook posts, or the fact that someone liked them.
 
2013-05-08 10:02:14 PM  

Slu: 99.998er: geekbikerskum: Tatsuma: geekbikerskum: 

Oh wow.  Yeah, that's an extra helping of dumbass, right there.  Didn't read the news articles that Wonkette linked to, but it's right there in one of 'em.

Still, even among people who are legally entitled to possess such things, I don't understand it.  At the very least it's "Hi!  I have lots of stuff you can steal and get top dollar for if you sell it to your criminal buddies!"

But at he most it's "Hi! I am a raging paranoid lunatic with lots of stuff you can  tryto steal. When I catch you, I get to chain you up, beat you, and play judge, jury, bailiff, court reporter, and executioner".

I believe you mean "Judge Judy and executioner".


DROKK IT!
 
2013-05-08 10:22:36 PM  

Oldiron_79: I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of Fark Liberals screamed out in terror and where suddenly silenced when they found out it was a Juggalo and not a Tearard.


And the difference between them is...?
 
2013-05-08 10:24:50 PM  

ravenlore: ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: It took me a while to even figure out what afriggin "lette" was.

It took me longer. At first i thought it was Derpese for "lady"

Then I read your post and realized it must be short for "Juggalette".

/or maybe i'm giving this stupid bastard too much credit


OOOOHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.   I thought he was asking for a single letter...like some kind of Wheel of Fortune thing.
 
2013-05-08 10:26:31 PM  

ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: It took me a while to even figure out what a friggin "lette" was.


Really? Took me all of a microsecond.
 
2013-05-08 10:43:59 PM  
If all terrorists were this clever and had such complex support networks, the US military could totally disband and we could all sit around laughing and drinking cool beverages while they blew themselves up with their own bombs.
 
2013-05-08 10:48:07 PM  

qgmonkey: I am more surprised,impressed even, that the quoted Fox affiliate used "Affordable Care Act" instead of Obamacare.


Fox affiliates are independent of the FOXNews cable channel and their contracts are with the FOX entertainment network, which are two separate and distinct entities that have little to do with one another other than both being owned by Rupert Murdoch. FOXNews has about as much to do with the local news broadcasts on FOX affiliates as Ronald McDonald has to do with how your cheeseburger tastes.
 
2013-05-08 10:50:08 PM  

Tatsuma: biyaaatci: Is it bad that I really want to see the comments?  I noticed that none of the single lettes commented, though.  Probably too busy Romaine around town to reply.

Me too I really want to see the juggalo holocaust comments


ftfm
 
2013-05-08 11:09:53 PM  
Anyone who seriously uses "gummint" in their writing should be ridiculed -- doubly-so if its an attempt at irony by a writer who should know better.
 
2013-05-08 11:10:58 PM  

Gyrfalcon: If all terrorists were this clever and had such complex support networks, the US military could totally disband and we could all sit around laughing and drinking cool beverages while they blew themselves up with their own bombs.


...just be sure to put a camera on them and broadcast the resulting hilarity as some kind of reality TV show.
 
x23
2013-05-08 11:17:33 PM  

Oldiron_79: I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of Fark Liberals screamed out in terror and where suddenly silenced when they found out it was a Juggalo and not a Tearard.



they are mutually exclusive? i didn't know that. thanks for the update.
 
2013-05-08 11:28:14 PM  

Oldiron_79: Tearard


What does this word mean?
 
2013-05-08 11:33:00 PM  

ravenlore: ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: It took me a while to even figure out what afriggin "lette" was.

It took me longer. At first i thought it was Derpese for "lady"

Then I read your post and realized it must be short for "Juggalette".

/or maybe i'm giving this stupid bastard too much credit


Oh wow.  Good catch.  When he said "single lettes"  I instantly had a Beyonce tune run through my head about single ladies.  I presumed it was just part of the weirdness.
 
2013-05-08 11:36:03 PM  

brandent: ravenlore: ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: It took me a while to even figure out what afriggin "lette" was.

It took me longer. At first i thought it was Derpese for "lady"

Then I read your post and realized it must be short for "Juggalette".

/or maybe i'm giving this stupid bastard too much credit

Oh wow.  Good catch.  When he said "single lettes"  I instantly had a Beyonce tune run through my head about single ladies.  I presumed it was just part of the weirdness.


If only there was an authoritative source for words: their spellings and meanings -- and maybe a set of rules governing how to combine them in order to express coherent thoughts.

Oh well, maybe some day in the distant future we'll develop such luxuries (along with an institution our children can attend to learn their use).
 
2013-05-08 11:51:46 PM  
how often does the juggaloes make the news
homicides in urbarn areas are so mainstream nobody even notices
acid and faygo on a farm, yea they are being made of an example
 
2013-05-09 12:02:04 AM  

jshine: brandent: ravenlore: ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: It took me a while to even figure out what afriggin "lette" was.

It took me longer. At first i thought it was Derpese for "lady"

Then I read your post and realized it must be short for "Juggalette".

/or maybe i'm giving this stupid bastard too much credit

Oh wow.  Good catch.  When he said "single lettes"  I instantly had a Beyonce tune run through my head about single ladies.  I presumed it was just part of the weirdness.

If only there was an authoritative source for words: their spellings and meanings -- and maybe a set of rules governing how to combine them in order to express coherent thoughts.

Oh well, maybe some day in the distant future we'll develop such luxuries (along with an institution our children can attend to learn their use).


Yeah it's not like every other word in all his rants was not spelled correctly or something.
 
2013-05-09 12:18:27 AM  

bunner: Would people with an IQ of greater than 120 please start making babies?  And soon?


Not to brag, but my husband and I are both intellectually gifted.  We made two babies and they both passed the IQ test to get into the TAG program, which means they're smarter than at least 97% of people.  You're welcome.
 
2013-05-09 12:24:40 AM  

jshine: If only there was an authoritative source for words: their spellings and meanings -- and maybe a set of rules governing how to combine them in order to express coherent thoughts.

Oh well, maybe some day in the distant future we'll develop such luxuries (along with an institution our children can attend to learn their use).


To be fair, I thought it was a horrendous misspelling of "ladies" as well.  If he wanted to be fully understood, he should have used " 'lettes. " (Spaces added for clarity)
 
2013-05-09 12:26:46 AM  
Also, is 'lette in the dictionary?
 
2013-05-09 12:39:59 AM  

jshine: Oldiron_79: Tearard

What does this word mean?


Typo for teatard. Fat fingered the r
 
2013-05-09 01:15:37 AM  

gunga galunga: Man, could you imagine the reaction if he had turned out to be a brony?


Somewhere in North Korea top scientists are working on a final doomsday weapon to destroy America once and for all : the Brony-Juggalo hybrid.  This top-secret research project has been dubbed "Operation Broggalo."
 
2013-05-09 01:16:21 AM  

Oldiron_79: jshine: Oldiron_79: Tearard

What does this word mean?

Typo for teatard. Fat fingered the r


I thought it was maybe some weird autocorrect, myself.
 
2013-05-09 01:24:07 AM  

Foxxinnia: Tatsuma: [i.imgur.com image 520x202]
[i.imgur.com image 521x509]
[i.imgur.com image 560x272]

Imagine being in this dude's head. I assume every thought sounds exactly like this. Yeah, of course you're doing dumb shiat like this if this is the extent of your mind.


Now imagine if he lived in a society like the one envisioned in  Harrison Bergeron.
 
2013-05-09 01:27:08 AM  

brandent: ravenlore: ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: It took me a while to even figure out what afriggin "lette" was.

It took me longer. At first i thought it was Derpese for "lady"

Then I read your post and realized it must be short for "Juggalette".

/or maybe i'm giving this stupid bastard too much credit

Oh wow.  Good catch.  When he said "single lettes"  I instantly had a Beyonce tune run through my head about single ladies.  I presumed it was just part of the weirdness.



I thought maybe he had meant "single letters" and was lamenting how difficult it was to spell such long words.
 
2013-05-09 01:44:44 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Oldiron_79: jshine: Oldiron_79: Tearard

What does this word mean?

Typo for teatard. Fat fingered the r

I thought it was maybe some weird autocorrect, myself.


Might have been that too if I accidently had it on.
 
2013-05-09 01:49:25 AM  

Theeng: havocmike: I don't understand the culture.. are they trying to be intimidating? Cause it's not working.

I find it's best not to try.

Only madness lies that way, think R'lyeh but with faygo, stupid face paint, and shiatty music.


Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity-the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes. - H.P. Lovecraft, The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath
 
2013-05-09 01:55:10 AM  

HortusMatris: bunner: Would people with an IQ of greater than 120 please start making babies?  And soon?

Not to brag, but my husband and I are both intellectually gifted.  We made two babies and they both passed the IQ test to get into the TAG program, which means they're smarter than at least 97% of people.  You're welcome.


Do you live in Austin? That's the only place I've ever heard it called TAG.
 
2013-05-09 02:35:16 AM  

NutWrench: The kid's father seems to have a few issues:
"The government's railroading my kid..."



The government may be railroading your kid, but the boys in the pen will be running a train on him for sure.
 
2013-05-09 08:43:54 AM  
This picture?

this.content.served.by.adshuffle.com
 
2013-05-09 09:15:31 AM  

Whatthefark: A jugglao thread?

You can't have a juggalo thread with out some dancing juggalettes to get things all hot and heavy...very heavy. And sweaty. I'd imagine it's pretty smelly too, but hey I don't want to ruin the fantasy.

Enjoy!


Thass just gross right there.
 
2013-05-09 10:37:17 AM  
Funny that they are trying to portray the RFID thing as opposition to Obamacare... If you google IFRD you'll find it is a leftist conspiracy theory that Cheney was going to tag every person in the country.

http://www.natmedtalk.com/f41/3983-ifrd-chips.html
 
2013-05-09 10:40:33 AM  

Tatsuma: [i.imgur.com image 520x202]
[i.imgur.com image 521x509]
[i.imgur.com image 560x272]


If posting comments and pics like that on Facebook is now illegal or a red flag, we can arrest pretty much every black teen in the entire country...
 
2013-05-09 12:17:40 PM  

notatrollorami: HortusMatris: bunner: Would people with an IQ of greater than 120 please start making babies?  And soon?

Not to brag, but my husband and I are both intellectually gifted.  We made two babies and they both passed the IQ test to get into the TAG program, which means they're smarter than at least 97% of people.  You're welcome.

Do you live in Austin? That's the only place I've ever heard it called TAG.


Nope.  Eugene, Oregon.  We still call it TAG here, too.
 
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