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2013-05-08 05:11:14 PM
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I went with the Scum Bucket one last time
 
2013-05-08 05:12:55 PM
i.imgur.com
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2013-05-08 05:13:05 PM
This is why we need to profile juggalos.

We don't really need to do this.
 
2013-05-08 05:17:50 PM
So he's just a blithering idiot then.  Good to know.
 
2013-05-08 05:27:16 PM
Juggalos distancing themselves from him while simultaneously trying to defend him at the end of the article, "he didn't do it, but if he did, he isn't one of us, but it's too soon to tell anyway, but he didn't do it."
 
2013-05-08 05:37:10 PM

Wendy's Chili: This is why we need to profile juggalos.

We don't really need to do this.


DO IT!1
 
 
DO!1
 
IT!111111111111ELEVENTYUU
 
2013-05-08 05:39:48 PM

The kid's father seems to have a few issues:

"The government's railroading my kid, probably because of all the bombings and crap," he said looking up from his work. "It's just like the Boston one. All of us believe that's false. A government deal."
Jeffrey Rogers said all the guns seized belonged to him and were legally owned. As far as pipe bombs, there were "none that I know of." He is a plumber by trade, and pipes may be lying around the area.

 
Uh huh.
 
2013-05-08 05:40:27 PM
Farking Juggalos, how do they work?
 
2013-05-08 05:42:16 PM

farkingismybusiness: Farking Juggalos, how do they work?


They don't. Welfare is easier.
 
2013-05-08 05:42:33 PM

NutWrench: The kid's father seems to have a few issues:
"The government's railroading my kid, probably because of all the bombings and crap," he said looking up from his work. "It's just like the Boston one. All of us believe that's false. A government deal."
Jeffrey Rogers said all the guns seized belonged to him and were legally owned. As far as pipe bombs, there were "none that I know of." He is a plumber by trade, and pipes may be lying around the area.
 
Uh huh.


He don't wanna talk to a scientist. Those motherfarkers lying and getting him pissed.
 
2013-05-08 05:43:32 PM

BKITU: farkingismybusiness: Farking Juggalos, how do they work?

They don't. Welfare is easier.

 
So it's like magnets?
 
2013-05-08 05:43:43 PM
How does one get "Bucky" from "Buford?"
 
2013-05-08 05:47:09 PM

farkingismybusiness: BKITU: farkingismybusiness: Farking Juggalos, how do they work?

They don't. Welfare is easier.
 
So it's like magnets?


Magnets get welfare?  Thanks Obama.
 
2013-05-08 05:47:33 PM
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The war is here TSA agents are doing random cheeks and shooting people for no reson
 
2013-05-08 05:50:01 PM
Is it bad that I really want to see the comments?  I noticed that none of the single lettes commented, though.  Probably too busy Romaine around town to reply.
 
2013-05-08 05:50:57 PM

biyaaatci: Is it bad that I really want to see the comments?  I noticed that none of the single lettes commented, though.  Probably too busy Romaine around town to reply.


Me too I really want to see the juggalo holocaust comments
 
2013-05-08 06:07:04 PM
The Minnesota Star-Tribune reports that his father, Jeffrey Rogers, believes that the FBI is simply rounding up patriots in the wake of the Boston bombings, which were, of course, also an "The government's railroading my kid, probably because of all the bombings and crap," he said looking up from his work. "It's just like the Boston one. All of us believe that's false. A government deal."
 
How many times do I have to tell the universe that I don't want to know that people like this exist?
 

biyaaatci: Is it bad that I really want to see the comments?  I noticed that none of the single lettes commented, though.  Probably too busy Romaine around town to reply.


Ice-berg what you did there?
 
2013-05-08 06:44:31 PM
AppleTree
 
2013-05-08 06:50:35 PM
Profile all Juggalo-Americans now!

We let them come to our shores, take our jo---

We let them come to our shores, steal all our wome---

We let them come to our shores, drink all our Faygo, and then plot attacks against us!
 
2013-05-08 06:53:31 PM

biyaaatci: Is it bad that I really want to see the comments?  I noticed that none of the single lettes commented, though.  Probably too busy Romaine around town to reply.


That's cold as iceberg, man.
 
2013-05-08 06:53:51 PM
Man, could you imagine the reaction if he had turned out to be a brony?
 
2013-05-08 06:55:02 PM
They really should drop viruses on those shiat bath barf fests.
 
2013-05-08 06:57:01 PM

Tatsuma:  
 
 

The war is here TSA agents are doing random cheeks and shooting people for no reson


Stop that. I really need those brain cells and you're killing them.
 
2013-05-08 06:58:46 PM
Who, what now? This is the first I'm hearing about this. I blame the conservative mainstream media.
 
2013-05-08 06:58:54 PM
You know, I don't get it.  Maybe it's because I live in Massachusetts, where the general attitude seems to be that if you own a gun you're some sort of dangerous nutjob, but I know some perfectly sane, educated people who own guns.  The gun owners I know don't generally like to admit they own guns, let alone let discuss in a public or semi-public forum what's in their gun safe or pose for pictures holding their guns, etc.  So what's with all the d-bags doing "tough-guy" poses?  Is that yet another example of "what not to do"?
 
2013-05-08 06:59:04 PM

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The war is here TSA agents are doing random cheeks and shooting people for no reson


But was he near a donut shop or a pizza place?
We do have priorities for infrastructure threats, you know.
 
2013-05-08 06:59:04 PM
Yeah, dad had some signs out in front of their trailer home, "Stop being a slave"  "no more chip implants" etc.  Also they were members of some online Minnesota militia.
 
2013-05-08 06:59:46 PM
You know, there are some people out there where I sometimes wonder if they were set up. Then there are raving loons like this one. Lots of people have pictures take with them holding a gun or a gun in the frame. Only morons and actors are in photos with the gun being the star of the photo or the gun painted at the camera. Well, OK. Occasionally there are parody photos.
 
2013-05-08 07:00:12 PM

geekbikerskum: So what's with all the d-bags doing "tough-guy" poses? Is that yet another example of "what not to do"?


The guy was a felon and illegally bought those guns. He was also flashing them around to anyone he met
 
2013-05-08 07:01:43 PM
And apparently I REALLY need to stop relying on spell check underlines and reread everything twice before hitting add comment.
 
2013-05-08 07:01:48 PM
I don't understand the culture.. are they trying to be intimidating? Cause it's not working.
 
2013-05-08 07:02:13 PM
Reading that, it seems like the family is channeling a crazier version of Dr. Gene Ray.
 
2013-05-08 07:02:17 PM
You might refer to him and his ilk as hayseed, backwoodsman, boor, bumpkin, clodhopper, countryboy, cousin, hick, rube, rustic, yokel, trailer trash, white trash, cracker, brush ape, farmer boy, hinterlander, mountain man, piny, redneck, etc.

Here in MN - he's a "Jack Pine Savage"
 
2013-05-08 07:02:46 PM
Vanilla Ice is a Jaggalo, so are they really a terror threat?

He has a show on DIY flipping homes.
 
2013-05-08 07:04:31 PM
Affordable Care Act requiring Radio Frequency Identification Chips? These guys were not brain boxes
 
2013-05-08 07:05:49 PM

Tatsuma: [i.imgur.com image 514x491]
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The war is here TSA agents are doing random cheeks and shooting people for no reson


www.charlock.org
 
2013-05-08 07:06:03 PM
Person of interest:

www.metalsucks.net
 
2013-05-08 07:06:04 PM
They are who we thought they were.
 
2013-05-08 07:06:27 PM
Wow. This guy is the personification of FAIL.
 
2013-05-08 07:06:28 PM
The KISS Army has really gotten out of hand.
 
2013-05-08 07:06:36 PM

havocmike: I don't understand the culture.. are they trying to be intimidating? Cause it's not working.


I find it's best not to try.

Only madness lies that way, think R'lyeh but with faygo, stupid face paint, and shiatty music.
 
2013-05-08 07:06:39 PM
They could have just given him time to Darwin himself, but then he would have taken out some of the neighbors.
 
2013-05-08 07:07:21 PM
Yeahhhhhh; we need to profile juggalos. Profile mug-shots, that is.
 
2013-05-08 07:07:40 PM
He sounds like the world's biggest Alex Jones fan.
 
2013-05-08 07:08:16 PM
You have to look pretty hard to find idiots more stupid than juggalos.
 
2013-05-08 07:09:29 PM

Superjew: You have to look pretty hard to find idiots more stupid than juggalos.


Juggalo-preppers.  There can't be too many of them in the wild.
 
2013-05-08 07:09:32 PM
A jugglao thread?

You can't have a juggalo thread with out some dancing juggalettes to get things all hot and heavy...very heavy. And sweaty. I'd imagine it's pretty smelly too, but hey I don't want to ruin the fantasy.

Enjoy!
 
2013-05-08 07:09:51 PM
A wonkette link? Ugh. I feel like a kid who has been told to expect an epic food fight during lunch period only to discover that the day's entertainment is a fat special ed kid dumping jello on a weaker one.
 
2013-05-08 07:10:28 PM
Time for a sixteen ton weight.
 
2013-05-08 07:13:45 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: The KISS Army has really gotten out of hand.


He was dishonorably discharged.
 
2013-05-08 07:14:52 PM

theotherles: Time for a sixteen ton weight.


Check Whatthefark's post above yours for that.
 
2013-05-08 07:18:19 PM

gunga galunga: Man, could you imagine the reaction if he had turned out to be a brony?


Oh, please. A brony's idea of a terrorist act would be an improvised explosive device which rained confetti and streamers down on everyone, several strategically-placed pinatas and the whole thing would be followed up with a group hug and sing-a-long.

Now one of those 'Pound Puppies' fanboys, they'll fark UP a pet store if they're getting the critters from puppy mills. And the crazy cat ladies who read 'Cathy' and 'Garfield' will stab a man just to watch him bleed.
 
2013-05-08 07:18:56 PM

Tatsuma: geekbikerskum: So what's with all the d-bags doing "tough-guy" poses? Is that yet another example of "what not to do"?

The guy was a felon and illegally bought those guns. He was also flashing them around to anyone he met


Oh wow.  Yeah, that's an extra helping of dumbass, right there.  Didn't read the news articles that Wonkette linked to, but it's right there in one of 'em.

Still, even among people who are legally entitled to possess such things, I don't understand it.  At the very least it's "Hi!  I have lots of stuff you can steal and get top dollar for if you sell it to your criminal buddies!"
 
2013-05-08 07:22:36 PM

SpiderQueenDemon: gunga galunga: Man, could you imagine the reaction if he had turned out to be a brony?

Oh, please. A brony's idea of a terrorist act would be an improvised explosive device which rained confetti and streamers down on everyone, several strategically-placed pinatas and the whole thing would be followed up with a group hug and sing-a-long.

Now one of those 'Pound Puppies' fanboys, they'll fark UP a pet store if they're getting the critters from puppy mills. And the crazy cat ladies who read 'Cathy' and 'Garfield' will stab a man just to watch him bleed.


Don't even get me started on those "Family Circus" psychos...
 
2013-05-08 07:23:30 PM
Man, imagine how many tiny coffins would be needed if he had been able to carry out his plan ...
 
2013-05-08 07:24:56 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: The KISS Army has really gotten out of hand.


One of my favorite The Onion headlines: "KISS Army Rocked by Allegations of Propriety"

"The investigation, which implicates a number of high-level Kiss Army members, cites numerous reports of 'highly inappropriate behavior among Kiss Army members,' including marriage, steady employment and child-rearing."

/Classic
 
2013-05-08 07:25:22 PM

SpiderQueenDemon: Oh, please. A brony's idea of a terrorist act would be an improvised explosive device which rained confetti and streamers down on everyone, several strategically-placed pinatas and the whole thing would be followed up with a group hug and sing-a-long.


No I'm fairly sure it would involve showering everyone in pony torture porn.
 
2013-05-08 07:28:29 PM

SpiderQueenDemon: gunga galunga: Man, could you imagine the reaction if he had turned out to be a brony?

Oh, please. A brony's idea of a terrorist act would be an improvised explosive device which rained confetti and streamers down on everyone, several strategically-placed pinatas and the whole thing would be followed up with a group hug and sing-a-long.

Now one of those 'Pound Puppies' fanboys, they'll fark UP a pet store if they're getting the critters from puppy mills. And the crazy cat ladies who read 'Cathy' and 'Garfield' will stab a man just to watch him bleed.



Party cannon, biatches.
 
2013-05-08 07:29:05 PM

geekbikerskum: Tatsuma: geekbikerskum: 

Oh wow.  Yeah, that's an extra helping of dumbass, right there.  Didn't read the news articles that Wonkette linked to, but it's right there in one of 'em.

Still, even among people who are legally entitled to possess such things, I don't understand it.  At the very least it's "Hi!  I have lots of stuff you can steal and get top dollar for if you sell it to your criminal buddies!"


But at he most it's "Hi! I am a raging paranoid lunatic with lots of stuff you can  tryto steal. When I catch you, I get to chain you up, beat you, and play judge, jury, bailiff, court reporter, and executioner".
 
2013-05-08 07:30:59 PM
All my single lettes, all my single lettes.  Now pet your hents ep.
 
2013-05-08 07:31:32 PM
You can shiat on the Juggalos all you like, but they saved my life. About 5 yeas ago, I had to do a three year bit in Chino for some parking meter vandalism. I was scared shiatless. My aunt told me to join the meanest farking gang in the place and then to brain a guard She said I would be left alone. I was too afraid to do that. My first few days were tough. White supremacists, M13, the blacks. They all wanted a part of me. Then one day I was in the bathroom and this guy with face paint came up to me and asked to me come look at something. He proceeded to show me a toilet flushing. In a bewildered tone he screamed, "How the fark does that work?" I explained it to him, and I was a Juggalo from that day on.
There were about 10 of us. We were excused from work, because none of the rest of the gang knew how to work laundry machines or woodworking equipment. We didn't have to eat in the big mess hall, because our presence bewildered the other inmates, because they thought the circus was in town, which caused a weird mix of nostalgic crying and rioting. We also didn't shower, because the ICP had a temporary injunction, arguing that face paint was speech.
I spent my days with my fellow gang members explaining gravity, colors, simple mathematics, and the concept of truth. I would have been dead without their protection. For that I am eternally grateful.


/copypasta
 
2013-05-08 07:32:28 PM
What is his Fark name?
 
2013-05-08 07:32:38 PM

Tatsuma: [i.imgur.com image 520x202]
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i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-08 07:32:56 PM
Was thes dude typeing with his tung?
 
2013-05-08 07:34:11 PM

gunga galunga: Man, could you imagine the reaction if he had turned out to be a brony?


+1 Would laugh again.
 
2013-05-08 07:35:15 PM

Tatsuma:


Whatthefarkdidijustread.jpg
 
2013-05-08 07:36:48 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-05-08 07:38:37 PM

Tatsuma: [i.imgur.com image 520x202]
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Imagine being in this dude's head. I assume every thought sounds exactly like this. Yeah, of course you're doing dumb shiat like this if this is the extent of your mind.
 
2013-05-08 07:39:43 PM

Whatthefark: A jugglao thread?

You can't have a juggalo thread with out some dancing juggalettes to get things all hot and heavy...very heavy. And sweaty. I'd imagine it's pretty smelly too, but hey I don't want to ruin the fantasy.

Enjoy!


Why the hell did I watch that
 
2013-05-08 07:40:34 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Whatthefark: A jugglao thread?

You can't have a juggalo thread with out some dancing juggalettes to get things all hot and heavy...very heavy. And sweaty. I'd imagine it's pretty smelly too, but hey I don't want to ruin the fantasy.

Enjoy!

Why the hell did I watch that


You hate sanity?
 
2013-05-08 07:40:44 PM

gunga galunga: Man, could you imagine the reaction if he had turned out to be a brony?


Or perhaps worse, a Belieber.
 
2013-05-08 07:45:19 PM

MNguy: Superjew: You have to look pretty hard to find idiots more stupid than juggalos.

Juggalo-preppers.  There can't be too many of them in the wild.


They are probably  trying to bury a double wide deep enough to block the HAARP waves..
 
2013-05-08 07:53:06 PM
Juggalos.  Because nothing intimidates people and earns respect like dressing up like a goth clown and spraying Faygo all over the place.
 
2013-05-08 08:00:16 PM

HortusMatris: Juggalos.  Because nothing intimidates people and earns respect like dressing up like a goth clown and spraying Faygo all over the place.


I tend to just assume anyone in such getup suffers from some form of congenital mental retardation, because they're easily confused and I can't help but feel that were I to accidentally call a mental cripple a Juggalo it'd be a horrible insult to them.
 
2013-05-08 08:06:01 PM

biyaaatci: Is it bad that I really want to see the comments? I noticed that none of the single lettes commented, though. Probably too busy Romaine around town to reply.


I'm unclear on the concept of "single lettes".  Does that indicate he is seeking an opportunity to breed?

I'm suddenly in favor of forced sterilization.
 
2013-05-08 08:07:18 PM
"No more I.F.R.D. We are not slaves"

Great. My RIFD enslavement projects may not be working (yes), but my RFID induced dyslexia project is ahead of schedule.
 
2013-05-08 08:14:54 PM

Tatsuma: [i.imgur.com image 520x202]
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Other than at one point asking for a response from single women, I have no idea what the hell he was saying. Is it some hybrid of Tea Party sign English and Juggalo jargon?
 
2013-05-08 08:16:41 PM

TheOtherMisterP: [upload.wikimedia.org image 400x300]


If you become a Juggaloo, there's stupid shiat that you can do, to make our world a stranger place to beeeeee!
 
Ehh
2013-05-08 08:21:10 PM
Give him five years of hard time at Camp Grammar and Spelling.
 
2013-05-08 08:24:03 PM

Walter Paisley: Tatsuma: [i.imgur.com image 520x202]
[i.imgur.com image 521x509]
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Other than at one point asking for a response from single women, I have no idea what the hell he was saying. Is it some hybrid of Tea Party sign English and Juggalo jargon?


"Don't mess with Texas."
"Kill'em all, let God sort'em out."
"Hey, girl..."
"I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it..."
 
2013-05-08 08:30:45 PM

SpiderQueenDemon: gunga galunga: Man, could you imagine the reaction if he had turned out to be a brony?

Oh, please. A brony's idea of a terrorist act would be an improvised explosive device which rained confetti and streamers down on everyone, several strategically-placed pinatas and the whole thing would be followed up with a group hug and sing-a-long.

Now one of those 'Pound Puppies' fanboys, they'll fark UP a pet store if they're getting the critters from puppy mills. And the crazy cat ladies who read 'Cathy' and 'Garfield' will stab a man just to watch him bleed.


They will stab him in the first panel, watch him bleed for like the next 9 and in the last one go 'Arggggg!  Maybe I shouldn't have asked him if I looked fat.'
 
2013-05-08 08:31:09 PM
Would people with an IQ of greater than 120 please start making babies?  And soon?
 
2013-05-08 08:33:12 PM

geekbikerskum: Tatsuma: geekbikerskum: So what's with all the d-bags doing "tough-guy" poses? Is that yet another example of "what not to do"?

The guy was a felon and illegally bought those guns. He was also flashing them around to anyone he met

Oh wow.  Yeah, that's an extra helping of dumbass, right there.  Didn't read the news articles that Wonkette linked to, but it's right there in one of 'em.

Still, even among people who are legally entitled to possess such things, I don't understand it.  At the very least it's "Hi!  I have lots of stuff you can steal and get top dollar for if you sell it to your criminal buddies!"


You mean like walking around with your iPhone while listening to your Beats Audio headphones.
 
2013-05-08 08:33:46 PM
While this guy seems like an idiot, is he really a domestic terrorist when he didn't actually do anything?

It appears he had illegal explosives and the like, but he didn't actually do anything.
 
2013-05-08 08:36:33 PM
It took me a while to even figure out what a friggin "lette" was.
 
2013-05-08 08:41:10 PM
This is the same FARk that was defending some dipshiat kid for constructing and deploying a chemical explosive at school just this a.m. ?

You derpers don't even wait 12 hrs to be hypocrites.

//
 
2013-05-08 08:42:12 PM

serpent_sky: While this guy seems like an idiot, is he really a domestic terrorist when he didn't actually do anything?

It appears he had illegal explosives and the like, but he didn't actually do anything.


Would you have considered the Boston bomber terrorists on Sunday April 14th?
 
2013-05-08 08:44:33 PM

serpent_sky: While this guy seems like an idiot, is he really a domestic terrorist when he didn't actually do anything?

It appears he had illegal explosives and the like, but he didn't actually do anything.


If you have active plans and the means to commit a terrorist act, but are arrested before you actually go through it? Yeah, you are.
 
2013-05-08 08:49:45 PM

kim jong-un: Tatsuma:  

The war is here TSA agents are doing random cheeks and shooting people for no reson

Stop that. I really need those brain cells and you're killing them.


The last thing I want is the TSA doing random cheeks
 
2013-05-08 08:52:31 PM

NutWrench: The kid's father seems to have a few issues:
"The government's railroading my kid, probably because of all the bombings and crap," he said looking up from his work. "It's just like the Boston one. All of us believe that's false. A government deal."
Jeffrey Rogers said all the guns seized belonged to him and were legally owned. As far as pipe bombs, there were "none that I know of." He is a plumber by trade, and pipes may be lying around the area.
 
Uh huh.


I have some reloading equipment, including cans of gunpowder. Years ago, a cop buddy was over and noticed some left-over galvanized water pipes in the basement. He said, "If you ever got into trouble, the authorities and media would call this a bomb-making factory".
 
2013-05-08 08:53:27 PM

Sandelaphon: You can shiat on the Juggalos all you like, but they saved my life. About 5 yeas ago, I had to do a three year bit in Chino for some parking meter vandalism. I was scared shiatless. My aunt told me to join the meanest farking gang in the place and then to brain a guard She said I would be left alone. I was too afraid to do that. My first few days were tough. White supremacists, M13, the blacks. They all wanted a part of me. Then one day I was in the bathroom and this guy with face paint came up to me and asked to me come look at something. He proceeded to show me a toilet flushing. In a bewildered tone he screamed, "How the fark does that work?" I explained it to him, and I was a Juggalo from that day on.
There were about 10 of us. We were excused from work, because none of the rest of the gang knew how to work laundry machines or woodworking equipment. We didn't have to eat in the big mess hall, because our presence bewildered the other inmates, because they thought the circus was in town, which caused a weird mix of nostalgic crying and rioting. We also didn't shower, because the ICP had a temporary injunction, arguing that face paint was speech.
I spent my days with my fellow gang members explaining gravity, colors, simple mathematics, and the concept of truth. I would have been dead without their protection. For that I am eternally grateful.


/copypasta


that read like a pocket ninja or spentmiles post.
 
2013-05-08 08:53:44 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Ryker's Peninsula: The KISS Army has really gotten out of hand.

He was dishonorably discharged.


Corpse Paint is still cool though, right?
 
2013-05-08 08:57:48 PM

OnlyM3: This is the same FARk that was defending some dipshiat kid for constructing and deploying a chemical explosive at school just this a.m. ?


We were? Are you talking about the girl who's science class experiment blew up, or has there been a new incident?
 
2013-05-08 08:59:55 PM

Whatthefark: A jugglao thread?

You can't have a juggalo thread with out some dancing juggalettes to get things all hot and heavy...very heavy. And sweaty. I'd imagine it's pretty smelly too, but hey I don't want to ruin the fantasy.

Enjoy!


A few things I noted from that:

they weren't really moshing so much as kind of pushing each other
they actually care about the other people in the pit (when one girl falls, the others pick her back up)
the really fat girl is having trouble keeping her pants up
none of them had the make up on
I didn't see any Faygo
 
2013-05-08 09:00:39 PM

luxup: You mean like walking around with your iPhone while listening to your Beats Audio headphones.


Yeah, from the earliest days of the iPod I always thought those white earbuds screamed "MUG ME!"  I have an older iPod but I use a set of nondescript headphones with it.  Hopefully someone thinks I just have some broke-ass Discman or something in my backpack.
 
2013-05-08 09:05:51 PM

ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: It took me a while to even figure out what afriggin "lette" was.


It took me longer. At first i thought it was Derpese for "lady"

Then I read your post and realized it must be short for "Juggalette".

/or maybe i'm giving this stupid bastard too much credit
 
2013-05-08 09:23:52 PM
This is why tornadoes target trailer parks.
 
2013-05-08 09:28:03 PM
I am more surprised,impressed even, that the quoted Fox affiliate used "Affordable Care Act" instead of Obamacare.
 
2013-05-08 09:31:40 PM
I live in Minnesota... didnt know anything about this
 
2013-05-08 09:37:28 PM
I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of Fark Liberals screamed out in terror and where suddenly silenced when they found out it was a Juggalo and not a Tearard.
 
Slu
2013-05-08 09:39:42 PM

99.998er: geekbikerskum: Tatsuma: geekbikerskum: 

Oh wow.  Yeah, that's an extra helping of dumbass, right there.  Didn't read the news articles that Wonkette linked to, but it's right there in one of 'em.

Still, even among people who are legally entitled to possess such things, I don't understand it.  At the very least it's "Hi!  I have lots of stuff you can steal and get top dollar for if you sell it to your criminal buddies!"

But at he most it's "Hi! I am a raging paranoid lunatic with lots of stuff you can  tryto steal. When I catch you, I get to chain you up, beat you, and play judge, jury, bailiff, court reporter, and executioner".


I believe you mean "Judge Judy and executioner".
 
2013-05-08 09:47:53 PM
Why aren't more teabaggers apologizing for this guy? After all, they are always saying that Muslims aren't apologizing enough for their extremists.
 
2013-05-08 09:50:38 PM
If somebody beat me to it then I didn't see it.

What a clown!
 
2013-05-08 09:55:09 PM

Oldiron_79: I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of Fark Liberals screamed out in terror and where suddenly silenced when they found out it was a Juggalo and not a Tearard.


To be fair, there's a lot of overlap.
 
2013-05-08 09:56:41 PM
I'm not sure what's worse... those facebook posts, or the fact that someone liked them.
 
2013-05-08 10:02:14 PM

Slu: 99.998er: geekbikerskum: Tatsuma: geekbikerskum: 

Oh wow.  Yeah, that's an extra helping of dumbass, right there.  Didn't read the news articles that Wonkette linked to, but it's right there in one of 'em.

Still, even among people who are legally entitled to possess such things, I don't understand it.  At the very least it's "Hi!  I have lots of stuff you can steal and get top dollar for if you sell it to your criminal buddies!"

But at he most it's "Hi! I am a raging paranoid lunatic with lots of stuff you can  tryto steal. When I catch you, I get to chain you up, beat you, and play judge, jury, bailiff, court reporter, and executioner".

I believe you mean "Judge Judy and executioner".


DROKK IT!
 
2013-05-08 10:22:36 PM

Oldiron_79: I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of Fark Liberals screamed out in terror and where suddenly silenced when they found out it was a Juggalo and not a Tearard.


And the difference between them is...?
 
2013-05-08 10:24:50 PM

ravenlore: ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: It took me a while to even figure out what afriggin "lette" was.

It took me longer. At first i thought it was Derpese for "lady"

Then I read your post and realized it must be short for "Juggalette".

/or maybe i'm giving this stupid bastard too much credit


OOOOHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.   I thought he was asking for a single letter...like some kind of Wheel of Fortune thing.
 
2013-05-08 10:26:31 PM

ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: It took me a while to even figure out what a friggin "lette" was.


Really? Took me all of a microsecond.
 
2013-05-08 10:43:59 PM
If all terrorists were this clever and had such complex support networks, the US military could totally disband and we could all sit around laughing and drinking cool beverages while they blew themselves up with their own bombs.
 
2013-05-08 10:48:07 PM

qgmonkey: I am more surprised,impressed even, that the quoted Fox affiliate used "Affordable Care Act" instead of Obamacare.


Fox affiliates are independent of the FOXNews cable channel and their contracts are with the FOX entertainment network, which are two separate and distinct entities that have little to do with one another other than both being owned by Rupert Murdoch. FOXNews has about as much to do with the local news broadcasts on FOX affiliates as Ronald McDonald has to do with how your cheeseburger tastes.
 
2013-05-08 10:50:08 PM

Tatsuma: biyaaatci: Is it bad that I really want to see the comments?  I noticed that none of the single lettes commented, though.  Probably too busy Romaine around town to reply.

Me too I really want to see the juggalo holocaust comments


ftfm
 
2013-05-08 11:09:53 PM
Anyone who seriously uses "gummint" in their writing should be ridiculed -- doubly-so if its an attempt at irony by a writer who should know better.
 
2013-05-08 11:10:58 PM

Gyrfalcon: If all terrorists were this clever and had such complex support networks, the US military could totally disband and we could all sit around laughing and drinking cool beverages while they blew themselves up with their own bombs.


...just be sure to put a camera on them and broadcast the resulting hilarity as some kind of reality TV show.
 
x23
2013-05-08 11:17:33 PM

Oldiron_79: I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of Fark Liberals screamed out in terror and where suddenly silenced when they found out it was a Juggalo and not a Tearard.



they are mutually exclusive? i didn't know that. thanks for the update.
 
2013-05-08 11:28:14 PM

Oldiron_79: Tearard


What does this word mean?
 
2013-05-08 11:33:00 PM

ravenlore: ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: It took me a while to even figure out what afriggin "lette" was.

It took me longer. At first i thought it was Derpese for "lady"

Then I read your post and realized it must be short for "Juggalette".

/or maybe i'm giving this stupid bastard too much credit


Oh wow.  Good catch.  When he said "single lettes"  I instantly had a Beyonce tune run through my head about single ladies.  I presumed it was just part of the weirdness.
 
2013-05-08 11:36:03 PM

brandent: ravenlore: ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: It took me a while to even figure out what afriggin "lette" was.

It took me longer. At first i thought it was Derpese for "lady"

Then I read your post and realized it must be short for "Juggalette".

/or maybe i'm giving this stupid bastard too much credit

Oh wow.  Good catch.  When he said "single lettes"  I instantly had a Beyonce tune run through my head about single ladies.  I presumed it was just part of the weirdness.


If only there was an authoritative source for words: their spellings and meanings -- and maybe a set of rules governing how to combine them in order to express coherent thoughts.

Oh well, maybe some day in the distant future we'll develop such luxuries (along with an institution our children can attend to learn their use).
 
2013-05-08 11:51:46 PM
how often does the juggaloes make the news
homicides in urbarn areas are so mainstream nobody even notices
acid and faygo on a farm, yea they are being made of an example
 
2013-05-09 12:02:04 AM

jshine: brandent: ravenlore: ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: It took me a while to even figure out what afriggin "lette" was.

It took me longer. At first i thought it was Derpese for "lady"

Then I read your post and realized it must be short for "Juggalette".

/or maybe i'm giving this stupid bastard too much credit

Oh wow.  Good catch.  When he said "single lettes"  I instantly had a Beyonce tune run through my head about single ladies.  I presumed it was just part of the weirdness.

If only there was an authoritative source for words: their spellings and meanings -- and maybe a set of rules governing how to combine them in order to express coherent thoughts.

Oh well, maybe some day in the distant future we'll develop such luxuries (along with an institution our children can attend to learn their use).


Yeah it's not like every other word in all his rants was not spelled correctly or something.
 
2013-05-09 12:18:27 AM

bunner: Would people with an IQ of greater than 120 please start making babies?  And soon?


Not to brag, but my husband and I are both intellectually gifted.  We made two babies and they both passed the IQ test to get into the TAG program, which means they're smarter than at least 97% of people.  You're welcome.
 
2013-05-09 12:24:40 AM

jshine: If only there was an authoritative source for words: their spellings and meanings -- and maybe a set of rules governing how to combine them in order to express coherent thoughts.

Oh well, maybe some day in the distant future we'll develop such luxuries (along with an institution our children can attend to learn their use).


To be fair, I thought it was a horrendous misspelling of "ladies" as well.  If he wanted to be fully understood, he should have used " 'lettes. " (Spaces added for clarity)
 
2013-05-09 12:26:46 AM
Also, is 'lette in the dictionary?
 
2013-05-09 12:39:59 AM

jshine: Oldiron_79: Tearard

What does this word mean?


Typo for teatard. Fat fingered the r
 
2013-05-09 01:15:37 AM

gunga galunga: Man, could you imagine the reaction if he had turned out to be a brony?


Somewhere in North Korea top scientists are working on a final doomsday weapon to destroy America once and for all : the Brony-Juggalo hybrid.  This top-secret research project has been dubbed "Operation Broggalo."
 
2013-05-09 01:16:21 AM

Oldiron_79: jshine: Oldiron_79: Tearard

What does this word mean?

Typo for teatard. Fat fingered the r


I thought it was maybe some weird autocorrect, myself.
 
2013-05-09 01:24:07 AM

Foxxinnia: Tatsuma: [i.imgur.com image 520x202]
[i.imgur.com image 521x509]
[i.imgur.com image 560x272]

Imagine being in this dude's head. I assume every thought sounds exactly like this. Yeah, of course you're doing dumb shiat like this if this is the extent of your mind.


Now imagine if he lived in a society like the one envisioned in  Harrison Bergeron.
 
2013-05-09 01:27:08 AM

brandent: ravenlore: ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: It took me a while to even figure out what afriggin "lette" was.

It took me longer. At first i thought it was Derpese for "lady"

Then I read your post and realized it must be short for "Juggalette".

/or maybe i'm giving this stupid bastard too much credit

Oh wow.  Good catch.  When he said "single lettes"  I instantly had a Beyonce tune run through my head about single ladies.  I presumed it was just part of the weirdness.



I thought maybe he had meant "single letters" and was lamenting how difficult it was to spell such long words.
 
2013-05-09 01:44:44 AM

Gyrfalcon: Oldiron_79: jshine: Oldiron_79: Tearard

What does this word mean?

Typo for teatard. Fat fingered the r

I thought it was maybe some weird autocorrect, myself.


Might have been that too if I accidently had it on.
 
2013-05-09 01:49:25 AM

Theeng: havocmike: I don't understand the culture.. are they trying to be intimidating? Cause it's not working.

I find it's best not to try.

Only madness lies that way, think R'lyeh but with faygo, stupid face paint, and shiatty music.


Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity-the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes. - H.P. Lovecraft, The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath
 
2013-05-09 01:55:10 AM

HortusMatris: bunner: Would people with an IQ of greater than 120 please start making babies?  And soon?

Not to brag, but my husband and I are both intellectually gifted.  We made two babies and they both passed the IQ test to get into the TAG program, which means they're smarter than at least 97% of people.  You're welcome.


Do you live in Austin? That's the only place I've ever heard it called TAG.
 
2013-05-09 02:35:16 AM

NutWrench: The kid's father seems to have a few issues:
"The government's railroading my kid..."



The government may be railroading your kid, but the boys in the pen will be running a train on him for sure.
 
2013-05-09 08:43:54 AM
This picture?

this.content.served.by.adshuffle.com
 
2013-05-09 09:15:31 AM

Whatthefark: A jugglao thread?

You can't have a juggalo thread with out some dancing juggalettes to get things all hot and heavy...very heavy. And sweaty. I'd imagine it's pretty smelly too, but hey I don't want to ruin the fantasy.

Enjoy!


Thass just gross right there.
 
2013-05-09 10:37:17 AM
Funny that they are trying to portray the RFID thing as opposition to Obamacare... If you google IFRD you'll find it is a leftist conspiracy theory that Cheney was going to tag every person in the country.

http://www.natmedtalk.com/f41/3983-ifrd-chips.html
 
2013-05-09 10:40:33 AM

Tatsuma: [i.imgur.com image 520x202]
[i.imgur.com image 521x509]
[i.imgur.com image 560x272]


If posting comments and pics like that on Facebook is now illegal or a red flag, we can arrest pretty much every black teen in the entire country...
 
2013-05-09 12:17:40 PM

notatrollorami: HortusMatris: bunner: Would people with an IQ of greater than 120 please start making babies?  And soon?

Not to brag, but my husband and I are both intellectually gifted.  We made two babies and they both passed the IQ test to get into the TAG program, which means they're smarter than at least 97% of people.  You're welcome.

Do you live in Austin? That's the only place I've ever heard it called TAG.


Nope.  Eugene, Oregon.  We still call it TAG here, too.
 
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