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2013-05-08 07:14:52 PM  

theotherles: Time for a sixteen ton weight.


Check Whatthefark's post above yours for that.
 
2013-05-08 07:18:19 PM  

gunga galunga: Man, could you imagine the reaction if he had turned out to be a brony?


Oh, please. A brony's idea of a terrorist act would be an improvised explosive device which rained confetti and streamers down on everyone, several strategically-placed pinatas and the whole thing would be followed up with a group hug and sing-a-long.

Now one of those 'Pound Puppies' fanboys, they'll fark UP a pet store if they're getting the critters from puppy mills. And the crazy cat ladies who read 'Cathy' and 'Garfield' will stab a man just to watch him bleed.
 
2013-05-08 07:18:56 PM  

Tatsuma: geekbikerskum: So what's with all the d-bags doing "tough-guy" poses? Is that yet another example of "what not to do"?

The guy was a felon and illegally bought those guns. He was also flashing them around to anyone he met


Oh wow.  Yeah, that's an extra helping of dumbass, right there.  Didn't read the news articles that Wonkette linked to, but it's right there in one of 'em.

Still, even among people who are legally entitled to possess such things, I don't understand it.  At the very least it's "Hi!  I have lots of stuff you can steal and get top dollar for if you sell it to your criminal buddies!"
 
2013-05-08 07:22:36 PM  

SpiderQueenDemon: gunga galunga: Man, could you imagine the reaction if he had turned out to be a brony?

Oh, please. A brony's idea of a terrorist act would be an improvised explosive device which rained confetti and streamers down on everyone, several strategically-placed pinatas and the whole thing would be followed up with a group hug and sing-a-long.

Now one of those 'Pound Puppies' fanboys, they'll fark UP a pet store if they're getting the critters from puppy mills. And the crazy cat ladies who read 'Cathy' and 'Garfield' will stab a man just to watch him bleed.


Don't even get me started on those "Family Circus" psychos...
 
2013-05-08 07:23:30 PM  
Man, imagine how many tiny coffins would be needed if he had been able to carry out his plan ...
 
2013-05-08 07:24:56 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: The KISS Army has really gotten out of hand.


One of my favorite The Onion headlines: "KISS Army Rocked by Allegations of Propriety"

"The investigation, which implicates a number of high-level Kiss Army members, cites numerous reports of 'highly inappropriate behavior among Kiss Army members,' including marriage, steady employment and child-rearing."

/Classic
 
2013-05-08 07:25:22 PM  

SpiderQueenDemon: Oh, please. A brony's idea of a terrorist act would be an improvised explosive device which rained confetti and streamers down on everyone, several strategically-placed pinatas and the whole thing would be followed up with a group hug and sing-a-long.


No I'm fairly sure it would involve showering everyone in pony torture porn.
 
2013-05-08 07:28:29 PM  

SpiderQueenDemon: gunga galunga: Man, could you imagine the reaction if he had turned out to be a brony?

Oh, please. A brony's idea of a terrorist act would be an improvised explosive device which rained confetti and streamers down on everyone, several strategically-placed pinatas and the whole thing would be followed up with a group hug and sing-a-long.

Now one of those 'Pound Puppies' fanboys, they'll fark UP a pet store if they're getting the critters from puppy mills. And the crazy cat ladies who read 'Cathy' and 'Garfield' will stab a man just to watch him bleed.



Party cannon, biatches.
 
2013-05-08 07:29:05 PM  

geekbikerskum: Tatsuma: geekbikerskum: 

Oh wow.  Yeah, that's an extra helping of dumbass, right there.  Didn't read the news articles that Wonkette linked to, but it's right there in one of 'em.

Still, even among people who are legally entitled to possess such things, I don't understand it.  At the very least it's "Hi!  I have lots of stuff you can steal and get top dollar for if you sell it to your criminal buddies!"


But at he most it's "Hi! I am a raging paranoid lunatic with lots of stuff you can  tryto steal. When I catch you, I get to chain you up, beat you, and play judge, jury, bailiff, court reporter, and executioner".
 
2013-05-08 07:30:59 PM  
All my single lettes, all my single lettes.  Now pet your hents ep.
 
2013-05-08 07:31:32 PM  
You can shiat on the Juggalos all you like, but they saved my life. About 5 yeas ago, I had to do a three year bit in Chino for some parking meter vandalism. I was scared shiatless. My aunt told me to join the meanest farking gang in the place and then to brain a guard She said I would be left alone. I was too afraid to do that. My first few days were tough. White supremacists, M13, the blacks. They all wanted a part of me. Then one day I was in the bathroom and this guy with face paint came up to me and asked to me come look at something. He proceeded to show me a toilet flushing. In a bewildered tone he screamed, "How the fark does that work?" I explained it to him, and I was a Juggalo from that day on.
There were about 10 of us. We were excused from work, because none of the rest of the gang knew how to work laundry machines or woodworking equipment. We didn't have to eat in the big mess hall, because our presence bewildered the other inmates, because they thought the circus was in town, which caused a weird mix of nostalgic crying and rioting. We also didn't shower, because the ICP had a temporary injunction, arguing that face paint was speech.
I spent my days with my fellow gang members explaining gravity, colors, simple mathematics, and the concept of truth. I would have been dead without their protection. For that I am eternally grateful.


/copypasta
 
2013-05-08 07:32:28 PM  
What is his Fark name?
 
2013-05-08 07:32:38 PM  

Tatsuma: [i.imgur.com image 520x202]
[i.imgur.com image 521x509]
[i.imgur.com image 560x272]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-08 07:32:56 PM  
Was thes dude typeing with his tung?
 
2013-05-08 07:34:11 PM  

gunga galunga: Man, could you imagine the reaction if he had turned out to be a brony?


+1 Would laugh again.
 
2013-05-08 07:35:15 PM  

Tatsuma:


Whatthefarkdidijustread.jpg
 
2013-05-08 07:36:48 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-05-08 07:38:37 PM  

Tatsuma: [i.imgur.com image 520x202]
[i.imgur.com image 521x509]
[i.imgur.com image 560x272]


Imagine being in this dude's head. I assume every thought sounds exactly like this. Yeah, of course you're doing dumb shiat like this if this is the extent of your mind.
 
2013-05-08 07:39:43 PM  

Whatthefark: A jugglao thread?

You can't have a juggalo thread with out some dancing juggalettes to get things all hot and heavy...very heavy. And sweaty. I'd imagine it's pretty smelly too, but hey I don't want to ruin the fantasy.

Enjoy!


Why the hell did I watch that
 
2013-05-08 07:40:34 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Whatthefark: A jugglao thread?

You can't have a juggalo thread with out some dancing juggalettes to get things all hot and heavy...very heavy. And sweaty. I'd imagine it's pretty smelly too, but hey I don't want to ruin the fantasy.

Enjoy!

Why the hell did I watch that


You hate sanity?
 
2013-05-08 07:40:44 PM  

gunga galunga: Man, could you imagine the reaction if he had turned out to be a brony?


Or perhaps worse, a Belieber.
 
2013-05-08 07:45:19 PM  

MNguy: Superjew: You have to look pretty hard to find idiots more stupid than juggalos.

Juggalo-preppers.  There can't be too many of them in the wild.


They are probably  trying to bury a double wide deep enough to block the HAARP waves..
 
2013-05-08 07:53:06 PM  
Juggalos.  Because nothing intimidates people and earns respect like dressing up like a goth clown and spraying Faygo all over the place.
 
2013-05-08 08:00:16 PM  

HortusMatris: Juggalos.  Because nothing intimidates people and earns respect like dressing up like a goth clown and spraying Faygo all over the place.


I tend to just assume anyone in such getup suffers from some form of congenital mental retardation, because they're easily confused and I can't help but feel that were I to accidentally call a mental cripple a Juggalo it'd be a horrible insult to them.
 
2013-05-08 08:06:01 PM  

biyaaatci: Is it bad that I really want to see the comments? I noticed that none of the single lettes commented, though. Probably too busy Romaine around town to reply.


I'm unclear on the concept of "single lettes".  Does that indicate he is seeking an opportunity to breed?

I'm suddenly in favor of forced sterilization.
 
2013-05-08 08:07:18 PM  
"No more I.F.R.D. We are not slaves"

Great. My RIFD enslavement projects may not be working (yes), but my RFID induced dyslexia project is ahead of schedule.
 
2013-05-08 08:14:54 PM  

Tatsuma: [i.imgur.com image 520x202]
[i.imgur.com image 521x509]
[i.imgur.com image 560x272]


Other than at one point asking for a response from single women, I have no idea what the hell he was saying. Is it some hybrid of Tea Party sign English and Juggalo jargon?
 
2013-05-08 08:16:41 PM  

TheOtherMisterP: [upload.wikimedia.org image 400x300]


If you become a Juggaloo, there's stupid shiat that you can do, to make our world a stranger place to beeeeee!
 
Ehh
2013-05-08 08:21:10 PM  
Give him five years of hard time at Camp Grammar and Spelling.
 
2013-05-08 08:24:03 PM  

Walter Paisley: Tatsuma: [i.imgur.com image 520x202]
[i.imgur.com image 521x509]
[i.imgur.com image 560x272]

Other than at one point asking for a response from single women, I have no idea what the hell he was saying. Is it some hybrid of Tea Party sign English and Juggalo jargon?


"Don't mess with Texas."
"Kill'em all, let God sort'em out."
"Hey, girl..."
"I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it..."
 
2013-05-08 08:30:45 PM  

SpiderQueenDemon: gunga galunga: Man, could you imagine the reaction if he had turned out to be a brony?

Oh, please. A brony's idea of a terrorist act would be an improvised explosive device which rained confetti and streamers down on everyone, several strategically-placed pinatas and the whole thing would be followed up with a group hug and sing-a-long.

Now one of those 'Pound Puppies' fanboys, they'll fark UP a pet store if they're getting the critters from puppy mills. And the crazy cat ladies who read 'Cathy' and 'Garfield' will stab a man just to watch him bleed.


They will stab him in the first panel, watch him bleed for like the next 9 and in the last one go 'Arggggg!  Maybe I shouldn't have asked him if I looked fat.'
 
2013-05-08 08:31:09 PM  
Would people with an IQ of greater than 120 please start making babies?  And soon?
 
2013-05-08 08:33:12 PM  

geekbikerskum: Tatsuma: geekbikerskum: So what's with all the d-bags doing "tough-guy" poses? Is that yet another example of "what not to do"?

The guy was a felon and illegally bought those guns. He was also flashing them around to anyone he met

Oh wow.  Yeah, that's an extra helping of dumbass, right there.  Didn't read the news articles that Wonkette linked to, but it's right there in one of 'em.

Still, even among people who are legally entitled to possess such things, I don't understand it.  At the very least it's "Hi!  I have lots of stuff you can steal and get top dollar for if you sell it to your criminal buddies!"


You mean like walking around with your iPhone while listening to your Beats Audio headphones.
 
2013-05-08 08:33:46 PM  
While this guy seems like an idiot, is he really a domestic terrorist when he didn't actually do anything?

It appears he had illegal explosives and the like, but he didn't actually do anything.
 
2013-05-08 08:36:33 PM  
It took me a while to even figure out what a friggin "lette" was.
 
2013-05-08 08:41:10 PM  
This is the same FARk that was defending some dipshiat kid for constructing and deploying a chemical explosive at school just this a.m. ?

You derpers don't even wait 12 hrs to be hypocrites.

//
 
2013-05-08 08:42:12 PM  

serpent_sky: While this guy seems like an idiot, is he really a domestic terrorist when he didn't actually do anything?

It appears he had illegal explosives and the like, but he didn't actually do anything.


Would you have considered the Boston bomber terrorists on Sunday April 14th?
 
2013-05-08 08:44:33 PM  

serpent_sky: While this guy seems like an idiot, is he really a domestic terrorist when he didn't actually do anything?

It appears he had illegal explosives and the like, but he didn't actually do anything.


If you have active plans and the means to commit a terrorist act, but are arrested before you actually go through it? Yeah, you are.
 
2013-05-08 08:49:45 PM  

kim jong-un: Tatsuma:  

The war is here TSA agents are doing random cheeks and shooting people for no reson

Stop that. I really need those brain cells and you're killing them.


The last thing I want is the TSA doing random cheeks
 
2013-05-08 08:52:31 PM  

NutWrench: The kid's father seems to have a few issues:
"The government's railroading my kid, probably because of all the bombings and crap," he said looking up from his work. "It's just like the Boston one. All of us believe that's false. A government deal."
Jeffrey Rogers said all the guns seized belonged to him and were legally owned. As far as pipe bombs, there were "none that I know of." He is a plumber by trade, and pipes may be lying around the area.
 
Uh huh.


I have some reloading equipment, including cans of gunpowder. Years ago, a cop buddy was over and noticed some left-over galvanized water pipes in the basement. He said, "If you ever got into trouble, the authorities and media would call this a bomb-making factory".
 
2013-05-08 08:53:27 PM  

Sandelaphon: You can shiat on the Juggalos all you like, but they saved my life. About 5 yeas ago, I had to do a three year bit in Chino for some parking meter vandalism. I was scared shiatless. My aunt told me to join the meanest farking gang in the place and then to brain a guard She said I would be left alone. I was too afraid to do that. My first few days were tough. White supremacists, M13, the blacks. They all wanted a part of me. Then one day I was in the bathroom and this guy with face paint came up to me and asked to me come look at something. He proceeded to show me a toilet flushing. In a bewildered tone he screamed, "How the fark does that work?" I explained it to him, and I was a Juggalo from that day on.
There were about 10 of us. We were excused from work, because none of the rest of the gang knew how to work laundry machines or woodworking equipment. We didn't have to eat in the big mess hall, because our presence bewildered the other inmates, because they thought the circus was in town, which caused a weird mix of nostalgic crying and rioting. We also didn't shower, because the ICP had a temporary injunction, arguing that face paint was speech.
I spent my days with my fellow gang members explaining gravity, colors, simple mathematics, and the concept of truth. I would have been dead without their protection. For that I am eternally grateful.


/copypasta


that read like a pocket ninja or spentmiles post.
 
2013-05-08 08:53:44 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Ryker's Peninsula: The KISS Army has really gotten out of hand.

He was dishonorably discharged.


Corpse Paint is still cool though, right?
 
2013-05-08 08:57:48 PM  

OnlyM3: This is the same FARk that was defending some dipshiat kid for constructing and deploying a chemical explosive at school just this a.m. ?


We were? Are you talking about the girl who's science class experiment blew up, or has there been a new incident?
 
2013-05-08 08:59:55 PM  

Whatthefark: A jugglao thread?

You can't have a juggalo thread with out some dancing juggalettes to get things all hot and heavy...very heavy. And sweaty. I'd imagine it's pretty smelly too, but hey I don't want to ruin the fantasy.

Enjoy!


A few things I noted from that:

they weren't really moshing so much as kind of pushing each other
they actually care about the other people in the pit (when one girl falls, the others pick her back up)
the really fat girl is having trouble keeping her pants up
none of them had the make up on
I didn't see any Faygo
 
2013-05-08 09:00:39 PM  

luxup: You mean like walking around with your iPhone while listening to your Beats Audio headphones.


Yeah, from the earliest days of the iPod I always thought those white earbuds screamed "MUG ME!"  I have an older iPod but I use a set of nondescript headphones with it.  Hopefully someone thinks I just have some broke-ass Discman or something in my backpack.
 
2013-05-08 09:05:51 PM  

ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: It took me a while to even figure out what afriggin "lette" was.


It took me longer. At first i thought it was Derpese for "lady"

Then I read your post and realized it must be short for "Juggalette".

/or maybe i'm giving this stupid bastard too much credit
 
2013-05-08 09:23:52 PM  
This is why tornadoes target trailer parks.
 
2013-05-08 09:28:03 PM  
I am more surprised,impressed even, that the quoted Fox affiliate used "Affordable Care Act" instead of Obamacare.
 
2013-05-08 09:31:40 PM  
I live in Minnesota... didnt know anything about this
 
2013-05-08 09:37:28 PM  
I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of Fark Liberals screamed out in terror and where suddenly silenced when they found out it was a Juggalo and not a Tearard.
 
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