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(Uproxx)   Just when you thought you had no place left in your heart for Robin Williams, he gloriously burns Kim Kardashian on Twitter   (uproxx.com) divider line 16
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2013-05-08 09:34:28 PM
11 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-05-08 05:11:48 PM
8 votes:
Ha! Awesome.

I bet he is a little jealous that Kim's sister stole his title as hairiest person in America
2013-05-08 05:33:37 PM
4 votes:
Somehow I don't think a person who rose to fame based on a sex tape is going to be shamed by this.
2013-05-08 08:57:46 PM
3 votes:

FraggleStickCar: Nothing more funny, classy, and original, than making a fat joke towards a pregnant woman.  Bravo.


Step into the sunshine, point your backside toward it, and melt that icicle jammed up your chute.
2013-05-08 06:54:16 PM
3 votes:

FraggleStickCar: Nothing more funny, classy, and original, than making a fat joke towards a pregnant woman.  Bravo.


Which Kardashian just got their fark account outed?
2013-05-09 08:05:46 AM
2 votes:

Wartime Consiglieri: baska:

Most of her "clothing" looks like hammered shiat because none of it fits.  It pulls in all the wrong places and her industrial strength spanx do nothing for her except make sure she has a muffintop.  Blubber has to go somewhere.  Things don't fit just because you can fasten them up without an immediate blowout.  She's already lumpy, hell, she's fat (yeah, I said it) and no amount of exercise is going to rearrange that lard completely after the delivery.

Riiight. Before pregnancy she was fat and gross. Which explains why she usually ends up in the top ten of 'Most Desirable Woman' polls where straight men are surveyed instead of jealous chicks on Fark.


Then those men should come to Thailand, we have tons of ladyboys here who like similar to her. You'd think they were trying to emulate her looks, until you realized they looked like that before she came into the public's eye.

Also:
Shirley Ujest: She's a whore. A famewhore.  Every day is open season for her and her famewhore family.
2013-05-09 12:33:52 AM
2 votes:
She is an affront to the Bajoran people.
2013-05-08 06:52:22 PM
2 votes:

FraggleStickCar: Nothing more funny, classy, and original, than making a fat joke towards a pregnant woman.  Bravo.


I would hate to go through life with such a sense of outrage that I no longer see reality.
2013-05-08 06:41:56 PM
2 votes:

TrainingWheelsNeeded: I like his snickers commercial. Let's do this for Mother Russia! where does he come up with this stuff?


t3.gstatic.com

I had no idea that was Robin Williams.  Thanks for the info!
2013-05-08 06:03:11 PM
2 votes:

unfarkingbelievable: I think she is so dang CUTE pregnant. 
 
/farkette


I do too, but that's mostly because now I look better than her.  :D
2013-05-08 11:47:52 PM
1 votes:

T.rex: Strangely, the thing i respect and admire the most from him, his Popeye portrayal, is the role that he disowns the most.


truly his best work and nothing to be ashamed of. 'One Hour Photo' was also nice for the creep factor. hey - Johnny Depp supposedly is all hate about 'What's Eating Gilbert Grape?' and I thought that film was wonderful. Especially what's his name who played the retarded brother. I never saw him before in anything and I thought the lad was not an actor.
2013-05-08 08:11:36 PM
1 votes:
I think "Robin Williams Live at the Met" is one of the funniest comedy concerts I've seen, and I don't care if the only reason he was killing it at that time is that he was probably up to his gills in coke.
2013-05-08 07:06:30 PM
1 votes:

FraggleStickCar: Nothing more funny, classy, and original, than making a fat joke towards a pregnant woman.  Bravo.


Gotta give you a 10/10. Hooked quite a few.

I don't believe you're really upset simply because your username references a movie that contains such great quotes as:

"Look, I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody."

"I'm talking about firing a little black midget. A small, colored, African-American small person. That's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about your face all over goddamn USA Today, that's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about 150 of these little motherfarkers all over the sidewalk out there. Holding picket signs and using bullhorns and shiat like that. Screaming and hollering your name out. Unfair practices, get me?"

"Apache Junction. What the fark do you care? Now get off my lap you sit there like a farkin retard."
2013-05-08 06:34:48 PM
1 votes:

FraggleStickCar: Nothing more funny, classy, and original, than making a fat joke towards a pregnant woman. Bravo.


Yo, farktard, the joke isn't about her being fat, it's about her wearing a dress made out of her grandmother's curtains.
2013-05-08 05:54:17 PM
1 votes:

Honest Bender: TrainingWheelsNeeded: where does he come up with this stuff?

He reads the script.


And the scripts usually read, "Say something funny here."
2013-05-08 05:44:41 PM
1 votes:
I would like it better if the headline had been literally true.
 
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