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(Uproxx)   Just when you thought you had no place left in your heart for Robin Williams, he gloriously burns Kim Kardashian on Twitter   (uproxx.com) divider line 63
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2013-05-08 05:11:48 PM  
Ha! Awesome.

I bet he is a little jealous that Kim's sister stole his title as hairiest person in America
 
2013-05-08 05:21:17 PM  
oh, wow, that was beautifully done
 
2013-05-08 05:32:52 PM  
Gotta agree with everything there. I mostly have little to no tolerance for Robin Williams but... Oof.. That was good
 
2013-05-08 05:33:37 PM  
Somehow I don't think a person who rose to fame based on a sex tape is going to be shamed by this.
 
2013-05-08 05:34:55 PM  
OK, which Farker found the Mrs. Doubtfire picture first?
 
2013-05-08 05:35:00 PM  
Ah, that's some fine schadenfreude there. Let me savor it...
 
2013-05-08 05:41:38 PM  
I like his snickers commercial. Let's do this for Mother Russia! where does he come up with this stuff?
 
2013-05-08 05:44:41 PM  
I would like it better if the headline had been literally true.
 
2013-05-08 05:49:02 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: where does he come up with this stuff?


He reads the script.
 
2013-05-08 05:54:17 PM  

Honest Bender: TrainingWheelsNeeded: where does he come up with this stuff?

He reads the script.


And the scripts usually read, "Say something funny here."
 
2013-05-08 05:55:54 PM  
Nothing more funny, classy, and original, than making a fat joke towards a pregnant woman.  Bravo.
 
2013-05-08 05:57:11 PM  

FraggleStickCar: Nothing more funny, classy, and original, than making a fat joke towards a pregnant woman.  Bravo.


debbiedowner.png, fun at parties, etc. etc.
 
2013-05-08 05:57:59 PM  
I think she is so dang CUTE pregnant. 
 
/farkette
 
2013-05-08 06:03:11 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: I think she is so dang CUTE pregnant. 
 
/farkette


I do too, but that's mostly because now I look better than her.  :D
 
2013-05-08 06:06:07 PM  
Wow, that is a serious burn.
 
2013-05-08 06:12:10 PM  

RangerTaylor: FraggleStickCar: Nothing more funny, classy, and original, than making a fat joke towards a pregnant woman.  Bravo.

debbiedowner.png, fun at parties, etc. etc.



I'm not even sure those apply, considering the joke wasn't even about her size. FSC sounds like an outrage seeker to me (or maybe s/he was heckled by Williams at show on a hot date).

/Does anyone go to a comedy club on a first date?
 
2013-05-08 06:16:45 PM  
That was.......awesome.
 
2013-05-08 06:24:10 PM  

FraggleStickCar: Nothing more funny, classy, and original, than making a fat joke towards a pregnant woman.  Bravo.


Yeah- damn him for making fun of the fact she is wearing a dress that looks like it was made out of old lady curtains, like he did many years ago . The MONSTER!
 
2013-05-08 06:24:25 PM  
Get used to that ass people, she will never lose that post partum.
 
2013-05-08 06:26:11 PM  
Like everyone else in the world who complains about people who are famous for being famous, you're not helping.
 
2013-05-08 06:31:54 PM  
Strangely, the thing i respect and admire the most from him, his Popeye portrayal, is the role that he disowns the most.
 
2013-05-08 06:33:25 PM  
She has been wearing some hideous clothes lately (more hideous than usual) but that dress really has to be one of the worst.

I think that the collective cast of Jersey Shore has more fashion sense than this overrated ass.
 
2013-05-08 06:34:48 PM  

FraggleStickCar: Nothing more funny, classy, and original, than making a fat joke towards a pregnant woman. Bravo.


Yo, farktard, the joke isn't about her being fat, it's about her wearing a dress made out of her grandmother's curtains.
 
2013-05-08 06:36:45 PM  

FraggleStickCar: Nothing more funny, classy, and original, than making a fat joke towards a pregnant woman.  Bravo.


Where was the fat joke?  I see a man mocking a hideous outfit that a so-called fashion socialite wore.
 
2013-05-08 06:39:26 PM  
Kardashian? Kardashian? Weren't they supposedly some kind of big thing back in the 00s?
 
2013-05-08 06:41:56 PM  

TrainingWheelsNeeded: I like his snickers commercial. Let's do this for Mother Russia! where does he come up with this stuff?


t3.gstatic.com

I had no idea that was Robin Williams.  Thanks for the info!
 
2013-05-08 06:52:22 PM  

FraggleStickCar: Nothing more funny, classy, and original, than making a fat joke towards a pregnant woman.  Bravo.


I would hate to go through life with such a sense of outrage that I no longer see reality.
 
2013-05-08 06:54:16 PM  

FraggleStickCar: Nothing more funny, classy, and original, than making a fat joke towards a pregnant woman.  Bravo.


Which Kardashian just got their fark account outed?
 
2013-05-08 07:06:30 PM  

FraggleStickCar: Nothing more funny, classy, and original, than making a fat joke towards a pregnant woman.  Bravo.


Gotta give you a 10/10. Hooked quite a few.

I don't believe you're really upset simply because your username references a movie that contains such great quotes as:

"Look, I've boned a lot of fat chicks in my time, sure. But, as far back as I can remember, I've never fornicated anybody."

"I'm talking about firing a little black midget. A small, colored, African-American small person. That's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about your face all over goddamn USA Today, that's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about 150 of these little motherfarkers all over the sidewalk out there. Holding picket signs and using bullhorns and shiat like that. Screaming and hollering your name out. Unfair practices, get me?"

"Apache Junction. What the fark do you care? Now get off my lap you sit there like a farkin retard."
 
2013-05-08 07:19:34 PM  

Loomy: RangerTaylor: FraggleStickCar: Nothing more funny, classy, and original, than making a fat joke towards a pregnant woman.  Bravo.

debbiedowner.png, fun at parties, etc. etc.


I'm not even sure those apply, considering the joke wasn't even about her size. FSC sounds like an outrage seeker to me (or maybe s/he was heckled by Williams at show on a hot date).

/Does anyone go to a comedy club on a first date?


Sure why not. Best way to find out if a potential has a wide ranging sense of humor or is a stick in the mud.
 
2013-05-08 07:22:55 PM  

FraggleStickCar: Nothing more funny, classy, and original, than making a fat joke towards a pregnant woman.  Bravo.


She's a whore. A famewhore.  Every day is open season for her and her famewhore family.
 
2013-05-08 08:11:36 PM  
I think "Robin Williams Live at the Met" is one of the funniest comedy concerts I've seen, and I don't care if the only reason he was killing it at that time is that he was probably up to his gills in coke.
 
2013-05-08 08:14:47 PM  
It's like she's trying as hard as she possibly can to show the world how pregnant she is.  It's especially creepy because her matching gloves make her arms disappear into the rest of her.
 
2013-05-08 08:32:37 PM  
I think most of the "hot" famous women look better during and after pregnancy. It unsharpens their knees and makes them look softer and more human.

That being said, she has worn the worst clothing of her "career" while being pregnant. Horrible.
 
2013-05-08 08:46:35 PM  
Why are we supposed to hate Robin Williams?
 
2013-05-08 08:54:25 PM  

eaglepuss: I think most of the "hot" famous women look better during and after pregnancy. It unsharpens their knees and makes them look softer and more human.

That being said, she has worn the worst clothing of her "career" while being pregnant. Horrible.


Most of her "clothing" looks like hammered shiat because none of it fits.  It pulls in all the wrong places and her industrial strength spanx do nothing for her except make sure she has a muffintop.  Blubber has to go somewhere.  Things don't fit just because you can fasten them up without an immediate blowout.  She's already lumpy, hell, she's fat (yeah, I said it) and no amount of exercise is going to rearrange that lard completely after the delivery.
 
2013-05-08 08:57:46 PM  

FraggleStickCar: Nothing more funny, classy, and original, than making a fat joke towards a pregnant woman.  Bravo.


Step into the sunshine, point your backside toward it, and melt that icicle jammed up your chute.
 
2013-05-08 09:34:28 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-08 09:50:57 PM  
baska:

Most of her "clothing" looks like hammered shiat because none of it fits.  It pulls in all the wrong places and her industrial strength spanx do nothing for her except make sure she has a muffintop.  Blubber has to go somewhere.  Things don't fit just because you can fasten them up without an immediate blowout.  She's already lumpy, hell, she's fat (yeah, I said it) and no amount of exercise is going to rearrange that lard completely after the delivery.

Riiight. Before pregnancy she was fat and gross. Which explains why she usually ends up in the top ten of 'Most Desirable Woman' polls where straight men are surveyed instead of jealous chicks on Fark.
 
2013-05-08 09:57:35 PM  
It was funny, but not sure it was a "burn."

The problem is that she likes the attention.   C'mon, every farking move she makes is choreographed, she INTENTIONALLY looks that way.
 
2013-05-08 10:17:24 PM  
Jealous?  No.  Not even. Don't go there.  I'm judging.  I wouldn't be able to do that if she wasn't shoved down the public's throat and presented as desirable.  You might believe the hype. I don't.  That's all.
 
2013-05-08 10:36:55 PM  

baska: Jealous?  No.  Not even. Don't go there.  I'm judging.  I wouldn't be able to do that if she wasn't shoved down the public's throat and presented as desirable.  You might believe the hype. I don't.  That's all.


I couldn't care less about the hype. In fact I think her entire family including her are pure garbage as human beings. But I also know the difference between an hourglass figure and a fat one, and just because some don't find the first type attractive doesn't mean it's the same thing as the second.

My own attraction to her aside, I can either believe my own experiences or believe the words of someone "judging" on the internet. Every girl I've ever seen with her type of figure gets mobbed by men at clubs. I've never seen ugly girls and fat chicks get that type of attention. Plain and simple.
 
2013-05-08 10:45:50 PM  
I honestly can't remember another celebrity who was so much more important than her fetus.
 
2013-05-08 10:50:27 PM  
Say what you want about the cheese factor of Robin's movies, but I saw him live in Africa as part of a USO tour. 2004, in front of several hundred home sick and sun burned dudes, one of the dirtiest and funniest shows I've ever seen.

CSB
 
2013-05-08 11:04:38 PM  

Wartime Consiglieri: baska:

Most of her "clothing" looks like hammered shiat because none of it fits.  It pulls in all the wrong places and her industrial strength spanx do nothing for her except make sure she has a muffintop.  Blubber has to go somewhere.  Things don't fit just because you can fasten them up without an immediate blowout.  She's already lumpy, hell, she's fat (yeah, I said it) and no amount of exercise is going to rearrange that lard completely after the delivery.

Riiight. Before pregnancy she was fat and gross. Which explains why she usually ends up in the top ten of 'Most Desirable Woman' polls where straight men are surveyed instead of jealous chicks on Fark.


Yes, because celebrity magazine polls or for that fact any are to be trusted or quoted. Not that I'm disagreeing with you but the poster does have a valid point.

Further I see a weight loss deal in the future.
 
2013-05-08 11:07:12 PM  
Also not a word in his post was said about FAT. It was about her horrible choice of fashion at a Gala celebrating fashion.
 
2013-05-08 11:23:02 PM  
I, for one, am not jealous of that nasty piece of celebutant.

/blech
 
2013-05-08 11:28:21 PM  
sleeps in trees:

Yes, because celebrity magazine polls or for that fact any are to be trusted or quoted.

Whether or not they deserve to be trusted, in this case they definitely reflect my own firsthand experiences. Every chick I've ever seen who is built like Kim pre-pregnancy gets an extraordinary amount of attention from men. Without fail.
 
2013-05-08 11:47:52 PM  

T.rex: Strangely, the thing i respect and admire the most from him, his Popeye portrayal, is the role that he disowns the most.


truly his best work and nothing to be ashamed of. 'One Hour Photo' was also nice for the creep factor. hey - Johnny Depp supposedly is all hate about 'What's Eating Gilbert Grape?' and I thought that film was wonderful. Especially what's his name who played the retarded brother. I never saw him before in anything and I thought the lad was not an actor.
 
2013-05-09 12:07:21 AM  

baska: eaglepuss: I think most of the "hot" famous women look better during and after pregnancy. It unsharpens their knees and makes them look softer and more human.

That being said, she has worn the worst clothing of her "career" while being pregnant. Horrible.

Most of her "clothing" looks like hammered shiat because none of it fits.  It pulls in all the wrong places and her industrial strength spanx do nothing for her except make sure she has a muffintop.  Blubber has to go somewhere.  Things don't fit just because you can fasten them up without an immediate blowout.  She's already lumpy, hell, she's fat (yeah, I said it) and no amount of exercise is going to rearrange that lard completely after the delivery.


Studman69's female counterpart, ladies and gentlemen.
 
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