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(Coed)   Dumb: Convicted wannabe serial killer gets 60 cable channels in his cell, Dumber: On his flat screen TV that he brought to prison with him, Fark: So he can catch up on his favorite show "Dexter"   (coed.com) divider line 12
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2013-05-08 06:27:00 PM  
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lewismarktwo: Rawhead Rex: Walter Paisley: If the goal of imprisoning a serial killer is removing that person from society, then this is still doing that. I imagine the outrage about this is probably rooted at least in part by jealousy about the relative quality of life of a prisoner vs. that of free citizens. Instead of getting upset at the prison, take a look at the opportunities you have or don't have if you think a prisoner has a better life than you. If you see nothing but a future of shiat wages, no benefits, a 50+ hour work week just to pay rent for a studio apartment, a mountain of debt in exchange for an education, etc... then there are better places to focus your anger than this prison.

I work a great job, earn a lot more than 100K a year...not quite 200, but closing in on it fast...
So go to hell with the idea that my life isn't as good as his and I'm jealous. He has 60 channels, I have DirecTV's biggest package, however many channels that is, but I know it's WAY past 60.

People like you need to be killed...by the same damn people you triumph or stand up for in cases like this.
Please die. Today. Painfully.

lofarkingl


"People who murder others shouldn't be treated humanely by the justice system.  I will murder the next person who suggests otherwise!"

The worst part is I think he is somewhat serious
2013-05-08 06:19:19 PM  
2 votes:
Was this a reward for dropping a dime on Luthor?
2013-05-08 06:11:20 PM  
2 votes:

Walter Paisley: If the goal of imprisoning a serial killer is removing that person from society, then this is still doing that. I imagine the outrage about this is probably rooted at least in part by jealousy about the relative quality of life of a prisoner vs. that of free citizens. Instead of getting upset at the prison, take a look at the opportunities you have or don't have if you think a prisoner has a better life than you. If you see nothing but a future of shiat wages, no benefits, a 50+ hour work week just to pay rent for a studio apartment, a mountain of debt in exchange for an education, etc... then there are better places to focus your anger than this prison.


You're right, I could focus it on people with moronic rationalistic theories.
2013-05-08 04:13:42 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-05-08 09:01:17 PM  
1 votes:

Psycat: Peki: The One True TheDavid: guillotining

Pro-tip: I read somewhere the head can survive for up to 30 seconds afterwards, so I dunno about "quick". (Knock 'em out first maybe?)

What would be cool about getting beheaded is that they could quickly shoot your head out of a cannon and you can watch the rooftops of Paris fly by before losing consciousness.  Only thing that sucks, though, is that without a larynx, you can't shout "Wheeee!!"


Good: I laughed, and thought "That actually would be a cool way to do it."

Bad: We had a celebration for a 95-yo at church this past Sunday. As she was wheeled up the ramp to the podium, the entire congregation heard her go "Wheeeeeee!"

/farking room got dusty quick
2013-05-08 08:51:50 PM  
1 votes:

Peki: The One True TheDavid: guillotining

Pro-tip: I read somewhere the head can survive for up to 30 seconds afterwards, so I dunno about "quick". (Knock 'em out first maybe?)


What would be cool about getting beheaded is that they could quickly shoot your head out of a cannon and you can watch the rooftops of Paris fly by before losing consciousness.  Only thing that sucks, though, is that without a larynx, you can't shout "Wheeee!!"
2013-05-08 08:13:09 PM  
1 votes:
Any of you morans commenting on this ever been locked up? No? Then STFU
2013-05-08 08:00:11 PM  
1 votes:
If I was in jail, I could really power through my Netflix queue.
2013-05-08 06:08:08 PM  
1 votes:
Far more cost effective solution:
 
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2013-05-08 06:00:08 PM  
1 votes:

Stoj: Yeah but none are HD.

 
Make 'em HD on the first day of every month, for 6 hours. That will make the non-HD seem virtually unwatchable, especially if they also have 4:3 picture stretched to a 16:9 display.
2013-05-08 05:34:12 PM  
1 votes:
If I were to open a prison, free TV and cheetoes would be a big feature of the program. Although not cable, only approved movies and shows.

The "gym" would be a room with padded floors and an outside field with a short (1/8th mile) running track. Meals would be the same menu over and over and over.

They'd also get the internet via intranet. Wikipedia, TED, and a bunch of other stuff.

Basically it'd be one big beta making factory.
2013-05-08 05:14:28 PM  
1 votes:
They get cable in Canadian prisons? I'll have to remember that when I put my retirement plan into action.
 
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