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(Salon)   Eric Cantor schedules yet another repeal Obamacare vote. Why? Mainly so some GOP house freshmen can say they voted against it too. I'm sure they'll get right on that jobs thing later though   (salon.com) divider line 92
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2013-05-08 03:17:42 PM  
i48.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-08 03:21:45 PM  
Laser.
Like.
Focus.
 
2013-05-08 03:24:25 PM  

CaptSacto: Laser.
Like.
Focus.


On jobs.
 
2013-05-08 03:26:49 PM  
Anyone have any info on how the Help Sick Americans Now Act will do the opposite of that?
 
2013-05-08 03:35:27 PM  

Gecko Gingrich: Anyone have any info on how the Help Sick Americans Now Act will do the opposite of that?


Death panels. That will be blamed on Obama.
 
2013-05-08 03:37:43 PM  
Eric Cantor should be executed.  The method should be repeated kicks in the balls until they somehow become fatal.  He is a traitor.
 
2013-05-08 03:40:22 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Eric Cantor should be executed.  The method should be repeated kicks in the balls until they somehow become fatal.  He is a traitor.


he did vow to defend israel against the united states while on israeli soil. that's pretty much treason right there.
 
2013-05-08 03:43:48 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Eric Cantor should be executed.  The method should be repeated kicks in the balls until they somehow become fatal.  He is a traitor.


I'd like to point out that there is no conclusive evidence showing that repeatedly kicking Cantor in the balls would be fatal. There are many reputable scientists - I don't have any names, but I'm sure they exist - who believe that kickinthenutsogenic Cantor Death is a hoax perpetrated by the liberal MSM media. Probably using ATM machines.

More research is needed.
 
2013-05-08 03:44:37 PM  
Is this #37 or #38?
 
2013-05-08 04:53:34 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Eric Cantor should be executed.  The method should be repeated kicks in the balls until they somehow become fatal.  He is a traitor.


My grandfather was a kinder, gentler soul. He'd have recommended kicking him in the ass until his nose bled.
 
CDP [TotalFark]
2013-05-08 04:59:56 PM  
Great idea GOP, keep on farking that chicken!
 
2013-05-08 05:00:38 PM  
Just when you think we've reached Peak Useless, the GOP finds another wellspring.
 
2013-05-08 05:00:41 PM  

CaptSacto: Laser.
Like.
Focus.


For God's sake, don't give these people lasers.
 
2013-05-08 05:06:28 PM  

MisterTweak: AdolfOliverPanties: Eric Cantor should be executed.  The method should be repeated kicks in the balls until they somehow become fatal.  He is a traitor.

I'd like to point out that there is no conclusive evidence showing that repeatedly kicking Cantor in the balls would be fatal. There are many reputable scientists - I don't have any names, but I'm sure they exist - who believe that kickinthenutsogenic Cantor Death is a hoax perpetrated by the liberal MSM media. Probably using ATM machines.

More research is needed.


Ahem, they're Automated ATM Machines.

And I'm pretty sure Cantor has no balls to be kicked.  So, noggies and a wedgie?
 
2013-05-08 05:12:16 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: CaptSacto: Laser.
Like.
Focus.

For God's sake, don't give these people lasers.


I dunno.  The problem might correct itself.

"What's this do?"  ZZZZZZAP!
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-05-08 05:15:11 PM  
 
2013-05-08 05:16:11 PM  
farm3.static.flickr.com 
 
GOP Hot tub party
 
2013-05-08 05:20:16 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Eric Cantor should be executed.  The method should be repeated kicks in the balls until they somehow become fatal.  He is a traitor.


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-08 05:32:36 PM  
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-05-08 05:40:07 PM  
www.majhost.com
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-05-08 05:44:23 PM  
I hope they don't.  If they do anything regarding jobs it will be to destroy them to make Obama look bad.
 
2013-05-08 06:06:51 PM  
Is this number 38? I've lost count
 
2013-05-08 06:17:33 PM  
How's that work on fixing the sequestor going folks?
 
2013-05-08 06:19:23 PM  
Can Democrats add an amendment to the vote that if it passes ACA is repealed and single payer replaces it? Because that would be awesome...
 
2013-05-08 06:22:38 PM  
growlersoftware.com
 
2013-05-08 06:25:39 PM  

impaler: [growlersoftware.com image 439x348]


That's what right wingers would call a target rich environment
 
2013-05-08 06:30:11 PM  
Repealing ObamaCare would be directly related to that "jobs" thing. As doing the first would have a positive impact on the second.
 
2013-05-08 06:33:21 PM  
It will give about 30 House GOP freshmen who've never voted on such a bill the opportunity to do so

I can't begin to describe how petty and childish this is.
 
2013-05-08 06:33:31 PM  

randomjsa: Repealing ObamaCare would be directly related to that "jobs" thing. As doing the first would have a positive impact on the second.


Yeah, I know, trolly troll troll, but still...

Citation?  Do you have any unbiased data to back that up?
 
2013-05-08 06:33:48 PM  
Wait, it's only Tuesday.  Tuesday is Benghazi Day in Congress, as is Wednesday and Friday.  Everyone knows that Repeal Affordable Healthcare Act days are only on Mondays and Thursdays.
 
2013-05-08 06:36:38 PM  

randomjsa: Repealing ObamaCare would be directly related to that "jobs" thing. As doing the first would have a positive impact on the second.


How, exactly?
 
2013-05-08 06:37:08 PM  
No means no, Boner.


At this point, we could call this political rape.
 
2013-05-08 06:37:49 PM  
www.charlock.org
 
2013-05-08 06:38:13 PM  

Car_Ramrod: It will give about 30 House GOP freshmen who've never voted on such a bill the opportunity to do so

I can't begin to describe how petty and childish this is.


It's politics, what do you expect?
 
2013-05-08 06:39:05 PM  
Amount of time obama spent on the vacations/playing golf = 976 hours. Time spent on the economy = 475 hours. Suck it obamorons!
 
2013-05-08 06:41:55 PM  
Repealing obamacare would add jobs by reducing superfluous regulation. Subby fails.
 
2013-05-08 06:44:18 PM  

Launch Code: Amount of time obama spent on the vacations/playing golf = 976 hours. Time spent on the economy = 475 hours. Suck it obamorons!


1/10, but thanks for playing.
Stick around, though. You might catch someone.
 
2013-05-08 06:45:01 PM  

the_sidewinder: Is this number 38? I've lost count


Cruz's attempt back in March was #36, so that would make Cantor's here #37. I think they're shooting for a nice, round 40 at this point.
 
2013-05-08 06:49:22 PM  

Jesterling: [www.charlock.org image 850x528]


They became Democrats.
 
2013-05-08 06:49:56 PM  

Arachnophobe: the_sidewinder: Is this number 38? I've lost count

Cruz's attempt back in March was #36, so that would make Cantor's here #37. I think they're shooting for a nice, round 40 at this point.


In a row?
 
2013-05-08 06:53:06 PM  

MisterTweak: AdolfOliverPanties: Eric Cantor should be executed.  The method should be repeated kicks in the balls until they somehow become fatal.  He is a traitor.

I'd like to point out that there is no conclusive evidence showing that repeatedly kicking Cantor in the balls would be fatal. There are many reputable scientists - I don't have any names, but I'm sure they exist - who believe that kickinthenutsogenic Cantor Death is a hoax perpetrated by the liberal MSM media. Probably using ATM machines.

More research is needed.


There are a handful of stories out there about guys bleeding to death after having their balls ripped off in some violent circumstance or another. So there's always that.
 
2013-05-08 06:57:00 PM  

Bullseyed: Repealing obamacare would add jobs by reducing superfluous regulation. Subby fails.


I get it. Nursing jobs and insurance work will stay flat because no additional health care is being provided.
 
2013-05-08 06:57:25 PM  
I'm sure they'll get right on that jobs thing later though

Not needed.  Obama's Dept of Labor reports jobless rate is down, down. down.  The stock market is soaring (you all have money in the stock market, I assume?)

Happy days are here again.  Praise Obama and Allah. (one in same)
 
2013-05-08 06:58:11 PM  

llevrok: I'm sure they'll get right on that jobs thing later though

Not needed.  Obama's Dept of Labor reports jobless rate is down, down. down.  The stock market is soaring (you all have money in the stock market, I assume?)

Happy days are here again.  Praise Obama and Allah. (one in same)


Caught sayof?
 
2013-05-08 06:59:43 PM  
Can anyone point out any legislation the republicans have sent through that increases jobs (Like they promised)?
 
2013-05-08 07:03:10 PM  
Eric Cantor: We've got to repeal Obamacare again, John.
John Boehner: But we already did it. We tried 36 times, but we did it. It's done!
Eric Cantor: Yes...but we've got to introduce more bills to repeal it! Again and again, and again and again and again!
 
2013-05-08 07:03:38 PM  

llevrok: Obama's Dept of Labor reports jobless rate is down, down. down


Gallup tracks that too. They say the same thing.
 
2013-05-08 07:04:44 PM  
blog.mashery.com

MisterTweak: AdolfOliverPanties: Eric Cantor should be executed.  The method should be repeated kicks in the balls until they somehow become fatal.  He is a traitor.

I'd like to point out that there is no conclusive evidence showing that repeatedly kicking Cantor in the balls would be fatal. There are many reputable scientists - I don't have any names, but I'm sure they exist - who believe that kickinthenutsogenic Cantor Death is a hoax perpetrated by the liberal MSM media. Probably using ATM machines.

More research is needed.


Don't forget your PIN number when you use the ATM machines.
 
2013-05-08 07:05:00 PM  

llevrok: I'm sure they'll get right on that jobs thing later though

Not needed.  Obama's Dept of Labor reports jobless rate is down, down. down.  The stock market is soaring (you all have money in the stock market, I assume?)

Happy days are here again.  Praise Obama and Allah. (one in same)


i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-08 07:05:28 PM  
Sure, it's brand R's that hasn't helped the unemployed.

Too bad we don't have a Democrat in the Whitehouse.

Laser like focus and all that.

But keep using taxpayer money to keep the hugest banks afloat.
 
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