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(Apple)   Hollywood has finally made the movie where a guy who is going around killing bankers and CEO is the good guy. Because glorifying the idea of shooting everyone you feel is responsible for your failure is EXACTLY what we need right now   (trailers.apple.com) divider line 24
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2013-05-08 02:58:52 PM  
6 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

Yes I mean really what took so long
2013-05-08 05:03:04 PM  
4 votes:

Apos: So this is Falling Down meets God Bless America meets Wall Street?


Sounds Netflix-worthy.



Waaaaaait a minute......


directed by Uwe Bo-


i.imgur.com
2013-05-08 05:38:02 PM  
3 votes:
Can we cut to the chase and have a movie where the hero shoots Uwe Boll?
2013-05-08 03:25:59 PM  
3 votes:
I would comment, but I have to go return some videotapes.

www.fratellowatches.com
2013-05-08 06:51:45 PM  
2 votes:
I can only imagine the one liners:

"Collateralize this!"

"Say hello to my financial weapon of mass destruction!"

"You've been liquidated!"

"Go ahead, back this asset!"

"I'll adjustable rate your mortgage!"
2013-05-08 06:09:42 PM  
2 votes:

space1999: Subby is a moron.  I wish someone would do this for real.


Quit validating the stereotype that the 99%ers are lazy and do it yourself.
2013-05-08 05:42:23 PM  
2 votes:
Disagrees with your assertion, subby:
 
cinedelphia.com 
/hot like a recently spent shell casing
2013-05-08 04:58:54 PM  
2 votes:
So this is Falling Down meets God Bless America meets Wall Street?


Sounds Netflix-worthy.
2013-05-08 03:02:57 PM  
2 votes:

WTFDYW: Oh man. There's a lot of FARKERS that would love that flick.


The Downfall: OH GOD I JUST REALIZED ITS DIRECTED BY UWE BOLL


And therein lies the great inner turmoil for all those FARKers.
2013-05-09 02:20:16 AM  
1 votes:
This will be promoted as the feel good movie of the decade.
2013-05-09 01:21:52 AM  
1 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: Hollywood The NRA and the Tea Party has have made a fortune by promoting and growing the culture of violence in this country.

They are complete idiots.


There, we're good now.

Keep sucking Wayne LaPierre's cock, I'm sure it will pay off someday.
2013-05-08 11:23:15 PM  
1 votes:
Really?  No one went here?

4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-05-08 11:22:04 PM  
1 votes:
Shouldn't this have been tagged HERO????????  or has Fark been taken over by Chinese Gold Farmers?
2013-05-08 07:09:01 PM  
1 votes:

uncleacid: Yes, I do have brass balls.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 300x274]


I don't condone wholesale slaughter, but if someone could Fight Club that farking thing I'd be A-OK with it
2013-05-08 06:02:05 PM  
1 votes:
www.moviegoods.com
2013-05-08 05:58:55 PM  
1 votes:
So I'm sure when some idiot goes on a rampage against Wall Street bankers and the rich/ elite; we can all still blame the guns for causing him to do this, right?
 
Guns are bad.  Unless we can profit off their over-simplification and glorification.
2013-05-08 05:46:00 PM  
1 votes:
www.daftblogger.com
2013-05-08 05:24:24 PM  
1 votes:

sigdiamond2000: I'm having a hard time thinking of a single movie in the history of movies where a guy going around killing rich guys hasn't been the hero.

How is this a new thing?


robsmovievault.files.wordpress.com

Agreed.
2013-05-08 05:15:50 PM  
1 votes:

Nabb1: WTFDYW: Oh man. There's a lot of FARKERS that would love that flick.

The Downfall: OH GOD I JUST REALIZED ITS DIRECTED BY UWE BOLL

And therein lies the great inner turmoil for all those FARKers.


Which side do I choose?

i25.photobucket.com
2013-05-08 04:36:46 PM  
1 votes:

Nabb1: I mean, I don't find this outrageous or offensive, but how is killing a shady hedge fund manager stock executive and shooting up their Wall Street office supposed to get you your nest egg back?  Seems poorly thought out to me.


Scratch that hedge fund part.  Hedge fund managers work for the ultra-wealthy, and I imagine have nothing to do with some blue collar dude's pension and 401K. Then again, this is Uwe Boll.
2013-05-08 04:34:41 PM  
1 votes:
I mean, I don't find this outrageous or offensive, but how is killing a shady hedge fund manager and shooting up their Wall Street office supposed to get you your nest egg back?  Seems poorly thought out to me.
2013-05-08 03:22:58 PM  
1 votes:
Because glorifying the idea of shooting everyone you feel is responsible for your failure is EXACTLY what we need right now

That is literally every single action movie ever made.
2013-05-08 03:12:42 PM  
1 votes:

sigdiamond2000: I'm having a hard time thinking of a single movie in the history of movies where a guy going around killing rich guys hasn't been the hero.

How is this a new thing?


Because class warfare and soshulisms!
2013-05-08 02:51:59 PM  
1 votes:
OH GOD I JUST REALIZED ITS DIRECTED BY UWE BOLL
 
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