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(Apple)   Hollywood has finally made the movie where a guy who is going around killing bankers and CEO is the good guy. Because glorifying the idea of shooting everyone you feel is responsible for your failure is EXACTLY what we need right now   (trailers.apple.com) divider line 117
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2013-05-08 02:51:59 PM
OH GOD I JUST REALIZED ITS DIRECTED BY UWE BOLL
 
2013-05-08 02:58:52 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

Yes I mean really what took so long
 
2013-05-08 03:00:34 PM
Oh man. There's a lot of FARKERS that would love that flick.
 
2013-05-08 03:02:57 PM

WTFDYW: Oh man. There's a lot of FARKERS that would love that flick.


The Downfall: OH GOD I JUST REALIZED ITS DIRECTED BY UWE BOLL


And therein lies the great inner turmoil for all those FARKers.
 
2013-05-08 03:07:04 PM
I'm having a hard time thinking of a single movie in the history of movies where a guy going around killing rich guys hasn't been the hero.

How is this a new thing?
 
2013-05-08 03:12:42 PM

sigdiamond2000: I'm having a hard time thinking of a single movie in the history of movies where a guy going around killing rich guys hasn't been the hero.

How is this a new thing?


Because class warfare and soshulisms!
 
2013-05-08 03:22:58 PM
Because glorifying the idea of shooting everyone you feel is responsible for your failure is EXACTLY what we need right now

That is literally every single action movie ever made.
 
2013-05-08 03:25:59 PM
I would comment, but I have to go return some videotapes.

www.fratellowatches.com
 
2013-05-08 03:46:28 PM
cdn.wegotthiscovered.com
Exactly. America's all about glorifying the idea of torturing everyone you feel is responsible for your failure.
 
2013-05-08 04:32:02 PM

Aarontology: Because glorifying the idea of shooting everyone you feel is responsible for your failure is EXACTLY what we need right now

That is literally every single action movie ever made.


This. If it is perfectly okay shooting up guards / soldiers who are just doing their jobs, so is this.
 
2013-05-08 04:34:41 PM
I mean, I don't find this outrageous or offensive, but how is killing a shady hedge fund manager and shooting up their Wall Street office supposed to get you your nest egg back?  Seems poorly thought out to me.
 
2013-05-08 04:36:46 PM

Nabb1: I mean, I don't find this outrageous or offensive, but how is killing a shady hedge fund manager stock executive and shooting up their Wall Street office supposed to get you your nest egg back?  Seems poorly thought out to me.


Scratch that hedge fund part.  Hedge fund managers work for the ultra-wealthy, and I imagine have nothing to do with some blue collar dude's pension and 401K. Then again, this is Uwe Boll.
 
2013-05-08 04:58:54 PM
So this is Falling Down meets God Bless America meets Wall Street?


Sounds Netflix-worthy.
 
2013-05-08 05:03:04 PM

Apos: So this is Falling Down meets God Bless America meets Wall Street?


Sounds Netflix-worthy.



Waaaaaait a minute......


directed by Uwe Bo-


i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-08 05:04:50 PM
Does he turn into one in the end?


//more equal than others
 
2013-05-08 05:12:57 PM

Apos: Apos: So this is Falling Down meets God Bless America meets Wall Street?


Sounds Netflix-worthy.


Waaaaaait a minute......


directed by Uwe Bo-


[i.imgur.com image 320x240]


That .gif makes me giggle every time.
 
2013-05-08 05:14:05 PM

Aarontology: Because glorifying the idea of shooting everyone you feel is responsible for your failure is EXACTLY what we need right now

That is literally every single action movie ever made.


Robin Hood would like his spec script back.

Or at least a call back on it. Its been, like, 400 years.
 
2013-05-08 05:15:50 PM

Nabb1: WTFDYW: Oh man. There's a lot of FARKERS that would love that flick.

The Downfall: OH GOD I JUST REALIZED ITS DIRECTED BY UWE BOLL

And therein lies the great inner turmoil for all those FARKers.


Which side do I choose?

i25.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-08 05:21:34 PM
How the shiat is Uwe Boll still working? He can't still be milking that German tax thing.
 
2013-05-08 05:24:24 PM

sigdiamond2000: I'm having a hard time thinking of a single movie in the history of movies where a guy going around killing rich guys hasn't been the hero.

How is this a new thing?


robsmovievault.files.wordpress.com

Agreed.
 
2013-05-08 05:38:02 PM
Can we cut to the chase and have a movie where the hero shoots Uwe Boll?
 
2013-05-08 05:40:45 PM

Nabb1: I mean, I don't find this outrageous or offensive, but how is killing a shady hedge fund manager and shooting up their Wall Street office supposed to get you your nest egg back?  Seems poorly thought out to me.


Why get it back for some stooge to take it again? Burn everything down, they have more to lose.
 
2013-05-08 05:42:23 PM
Disagrees with your assertion, subby:
 
cinedelphia.com 
/hot like a recently spent shell casing
 
2013-05-08 05:42:27 PM
Die fetten jahre sind vorbei.
 
2013-05-08 05:42:35 PM
Subby is a moron.  I wish someone would do this for real.
 
2013-05-08 05:43:12 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Nabb1: I mean, I don't find this outrageous or offensive, but how is killing a shady hedge fund manager and shooting up their Wall Street office supposed to get you your nest egg back?  Seems poorly thought out to me.

Why get it back for some stooge to take it again? Burn everything down, they have more to lose.


That's fine, if bitter, scorched earth revenge is your goal.  But in the trailer, he comforts his wife and says everything will be fine, and he'll get it all back.  THIS MAKES NO SENSE.
 
2013-05-08 05:44:58 PM

Nabb1: HotWingConspiracy: Nabb1: I mean, I don't find this outrageous or offensive, but how is killing a shady hedge fund manager and shooting up their Wall Street office supposed to get you your nest egg back?  Seems poorly thought out to me.

Why get it back for some stooge to take it again? Burn everything down, they have more to lose.

That's fine, if bitter, scorched earth revenge is your goal.  But in the trailer, he comforts his wife and says everything will be fine, and he'll get it all back.  THIS MAKES NO SENSE.


Eh, people lie to their wives all the time.
 
2013-05-08 05:46:00 PM
www.daftblogger.com
 
2013-05-08 05:58:55 PM
So I'm sure when some idiot goes on a rampage against Wall Street bankers and the rich/ elite; we can all still blame the guns for causing him to do this, right?
 
Guns are bad.  Unless we can profit off their over-simplification and glorification.
 
2013-05-08 06:02:05 PM
www.moviegoods.com
 
2013-05-08 06:04:05 PM

TheEdibleSnuggie: So I'm sure when some idiot goes on a rampage against Wall Street bankers and the rich/ elite; we can all still blame the guns for causing him to do this, right?
 
Guns are bad.  Unless we can profit off their over-simplification and glorification.


Fortunately, the recently passed SAFE Act will prevent anyone from obtaining a firearm with which such a "rampage" may be enacted.
 
2013-05-08 06:04:58 PM
In before the "imokaywiththis" and "nowthisicanfapto" pics...
 
2013-05-08 06:09:42 PM

space1999: Subby is a moron.  I wish someone would do this for real.


Quit validating the stereotype that the 99%ers are lazy and do it yourself.
 
2013-05-08 06:11:03 PM
Excellent, make this into a video game and I am there. Better yet, make it an augmented reality game where you need to go to actual addresses of CEO and aim your phone/camera into windows to get the score.
 
2013-05-08 06:15:24 PM

space1999: Subby is a moron.  I wish someone would do this for real.


Go die a slow death, idiot...
 
2013-05-08 06:18:31 PM

theflatline: http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/47821.1020.A.jpg


Does that one even count since it turned out to all be a dream at the end?
 
2013-05-08 06:23:59 PM

Nabb1: I mean, I don't find this outrageous or offensive, but how is killing a shady hedge fund manager and shooting up their Wall Street office supposed to get you your nest egg back?  Seems poorly thought out to me.


Sometimes, revenge is just "red mist". People don't think about their actions - their emotions take over.

But I honestly can't think of it as much of a drama. Hedge fund managers don't have protection. You get a job in the office as a janitor, walk up to his floor and put a bullet in his brain. The end.

I thought of a similar story which was about revenge and money, but what it would be is that a guy buys shares in a rival company (think a 2 company market like AMD/Intel or Pepsi/Coke), and as he starts destroying the company by execution and sabotage, the shares in the rival company rise. And the story would be about the police investigating various murders at the company and finally tracking him down.
 
2013-05-08 06:24:17 PM
i agree, it's not nice to make a movie about a guy that goes around killing minorities.

/1% is a minority
//i'd watch it
 
2013-05-08 06:25:58 PM
I got a farking erection watching that.

ROBIN HOOD!
 
2013-05-08 06:26:50 PM
Yes, I do have brass balls.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-05-08 06:27:22 PM
Exactly.
 
2013-05-08 06:42:14 PM
You want to get money out of a bank, here's what you do: you kidnap the half a dozen guys that know the software inside and out. You also wire up explosives in the server room and the disaster recovery room. And 30 minutes before opening, you walk into the CEOs office and tell him to transfer $10m to a Swiss bank account, or else he'll see them all destroyed, which will wipe far more than $10m off the value of the company.

Large companies have a lot of people in their software area, but of those, you typically find that there's a tiny number that know everything about their software. Do companies act like those people are crucial to their operation, or do they pay them a few grand more than the rest?
 
2013-05-08 06:44:50 PM
Mr. Payback got a movie?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-08 06:51:45 PM
I can only imagine the one liners:

"Collateralize this!"

"Say hello to my financial weapon of mass destruction!"

"You've been liquidated!"

"Go ahead, back this asset!"

"I'll adjustable rate your mortgage!"
 
2013-05-08 06:52:09 PM
After seeing Rampage and Postal, I'm more concerned with Dracula playing in it.
 
2013-05-08 06:52:11 PM
submitted by Wall street CEO, Subby.
 
Qel
2013-05-08 06:52:14 PM
You take over a company and sell off the assets, loan yourself money, pay yourself first, then raid the retirement fund,and declare bankruptcy and have the government bail out the affected, and they call you a great businessperson  No jail time.

You rob a bank, they call you a criminal and throw you in prison.

/Eat the rich.
 
2013-05-08 06:54:17 PM

Dimensio: TheEdibleSnuggie: So I'm sure when some idiot goes on a rampage against Wall Street bankers and the rich/ elite; we can all still blame the guns for causing him to do this, right?
 
Guns are bad.  Unless we can profit off their over-simplification and glorification.

Fortunately, the recently passed SAFE Act will prevent anyone from obtaining a firearm with which such a "rampage" may be enacted.


God, I hope that was dripping wet in sarcasm.
 
2013-05-08 06:59:10 PM

TheEdibleSnuggie: So I'm sure when some idiot goes on a rampage against Wall Street bankers and the rich/ elite; we can all still blame the guns for causing him to do this, right?
 
Guns are bad.  Unless we can profit off their over-simplification and glorification.

 The problem here is clearly with our mental health policies -- nobody ever recognized this guys homicidal tendacies.
 
2013-05-08 07:09:01 PM

uncleacid: Yes, I do have brass balls.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 300x274]


I don't condone wholesale slaughter, but if someone could Fight Club that farking thing I'd be A-OK with it
 
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