devilEther: submitter's choice of words is intended to remind everyone that Tiger Woods is black
praymantis: Triumph: I trip on stairs sober./size 13 feetTHIS except I have size 14.
Triumph: I trip on stairs sober./size 13 feet
ongbok: hugram: Being super rich for playing golf, drinking and partying up, currently dating a hot girl, having a ton of affairs when married to a hot wife and still relative young is no way to go through life, son.All of which are American Dreams.
notmtwain: Where does it say he got blackout drunk?
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