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(International Business Times)   Tiger Woods got blackout drunk and fell down a flight of stairs at a Met Gala after-party   (ibtimes.com) divider line 74
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2013-05-08 05:22:12 PM

hugram: Being super rich for playing golf, drinking and partying up, currently dating a hot girl, having a ton of affairs when married to a hot wife and still relative young is no way to go through life, son.


Yes.  Yes, it is.
 
2013-05-08 05:23:31 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Must be his Asian side that can't handle liquor.

 
Link
 
2013-05-08 05:24:10 PM

Triumph: I trip on stairs sober.
/size 13 feet


Bad luck
 
2013-05-08 05:32:39 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: Must be his Asian side that can't handle liquor.


I take it you haven't been around Tokyo much.
 
2013-05-08 05:35:20 PM
He's not drunk, he just needed a few drinks to loosen him up for the dance floor.
 i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-05-08 05:40:36 PM

Triumph: I trip on stairs sober.
/size 13 feet


I hear that. farking planet's built for people who tip over too easily.
 
/when I shop for shoes, it's like the aisle is full of Raptors.
 
2013-05-08 06:17:34 PM

CynicalLA: douchebag/hater: He's a shiatty human being and Vonn isn't as smart as she appeared.

Jealous much?


Nah, just look at the name. It's cool though. I remember being 15 and feeling "edgy" when commenting online.
 
2013-05-08 06:27:58 PM

Triumph: I trip on stairs sober.
/size 13 feet


THIS except I have size 14.
 
2013-05-08 06:55:00 PM

praymantis: Triumph: I trip on stairs sober.
/size 13 feet

THIS except I have size 14.


Size 12

/hung like size 9, though.
 
2013-05-08 07:07:07 PM

InmanRoshi: Quantum Apostrophe: Must be his Asian side that can't handle liquor.

I take it you haven't been around Tokyo much.


I take it you are correct. I like what the Japanese are doing with whiskey these days though.
 
2013-05-08 07:15:24 PM
He is a douchebag.
 
2013-05-08 07:17:51 PM
So I guess the Met Gala lets anyone in, just as long as they are "famous." Seriously, Tiger Woods has absolutely no style. All he has is splayed teef and a receding hairline that makes him look like a human LOL WUT.
 
kab
2013-05-08 07:18:47 PM
so what?
 
2013-05-08 07:31:19 PM
why are the mets holding an event on a night they are playing anyway?
 
2013-05-08 07:39:54 PM

MichiganFTL: douchebag/hater: He's a shiatty human being and Vonn isn't as smart as she appeared.

She's giving up 2-3 years of her life to find a way to marry him and then have him inevitably commit adultery again to get a good chunk of his assets. That's basically going to probably mean she'll get $30/year. What a dumb broad!


Well....alrighty then! Nice to see that you have such a low opinion of women (or at least Vonn) that you think Lindsey - who is  rich in her own right - will marry the guy fark him and suck his d*ck for a few years  just to make sure she can then divorce him and walk away richer.

You're a freaking knuckle-dragger.
 
2013-05-08 07:59:31 PM

douchebag/hater: MichiganFTL: douchebag/hater: He's a shiatty human being and Vonn isn't as smart as she appeared.

She's giving up 2-3 years of her life to find a way to marry him and then have him inevitably commit adultery again to get a good chunk of his assets. That's basically going to probably mean she'll get $30/year. What a dumb broad!

Well....alrighty then! Nice to see that you have such a low opinion of women (or at least Vonn) that you think Lindsey - who is  rich in her own right - will marry the guy fark him and suck his d*ck for a few years  just to make sure she can then divorce him and walk away richer.

You're a freaking knuckle-dragger.


Lindsey Vonn will not sleep with you.

/Tiger might
 
2013-05-08 08:53:47 PM

tertletertle: Drunk or not, the linked Daily News article (http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/tiger-woods-drunk-me t- gala-after-party-article-1.1337434) has some awesome Tiger photos. I think it is less inebriation and more just his damn awkwardness in these kinds of celebrity situations.

[assets.nydailynews.com image 455x313]


Looks like coke.
 
2013-05-08 09:08:30 PM
Finally, something I do as well as Tiger Woods!
 
2013-05-08 09:43:11 PM
And nobody expected Tiger Woods to be the only person there who successfully honored the 'Punk' theme, but he was. Good on ya, Eldrick.
 
2013-05-08 10:00:16 PM

douchebag/hater: MichiganFTL: douchebag/hater: He's a shiatty human being and Vonn isn't as smart as she appeared.

She's giving up 2-3 years of her life to find a way to marry him and then have him inevitably commit adultery again to get a good chunk of his assets. That's basically going to probably mean she'll get $30/year. What a dumb broad!

Well....alrighty then! Nice to see that you have such a low opinion of women (or at least Vonn) that you think Lindsey - who is  rich in her own right - will marry the guy fark him and suck his d*ck for a few years  just to make sure she can then divorce him and walk away richer.

You're a freaking knuckle-dragger.


Her net worth is 3 million which is nothing to sneeze at, put is paltry compared to his 500 million network and his 70-85 million a year in earned income. 3 million doesnt get you private jets and access to a 55 million dollar house plus she is getting long in the tooth for the skiing game, so she needs an exit strategy so she isnt clipping coupons living off the 3 mil for the rest of her life...
 
2013-05-08 10:32:30 PM
I wanna party with Tiger Woods.  You know it'd be a shiatshow
 
2013-05-08 10:53:30 PM

theflatline: douchebag/hater: MichiganFTL: douchebag/hater: He's a shiatty human being and Vonn isn't as smart as she appeared.

She's giving up 2-3 years of her life to find a way to marry him and then have him inevitably commit adultery again to get a good chunk of his assets. That's basically going to probably mean she'll get $30/year. What a dumb broad!

Well....alrighty then! Nice to see that you have such a low opinion of women (or at least Vonn) that you think Lindsey - who is  rich in her own right - will marry the guy fark him and suck his d*ck for a few years  just to make sure she can then divorce him and walk away richer.

You're a freaking knuckle-dragger.

Her net worth is 3 million which is nothing to sneeze at, put is paltry compared to his 500 million network and his 70-85 million a year in earned income. 3 million doesnt get you private jets and access to a 55 million dollar house plus she is getting long in the tooth for the skiing game, so she needs an exit strategy so she isnt clipping coupons living off the 3 mil for the rest of her life...


Meh . She's young, pretty, talented, and well spoken. She'll never hurt for money and she could literally have her pick of hundreds of wealthy men if that was the main thing she was looking for. I think we'll just have to accept that for whatever reason, she honestly likes the guy.
 
2013-05-09 12:27:33 AM
Hello?  It's 2013.
He got African-American out drunk, ok?
 
2013-05-09 08:16:22 AM

Bubblegum Tate: I wanna party with Tiger Woods.  You know it'd be a shiatshow


Yup.

He has a three hole par three golf course in his back yard.

I can imagine him unleashing a couple naked broads on said course and making them run around while firing tee shots at them, for the lulz.
 
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