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(International Business Times)   Tiger Woods got blackout drunk and fell down a flight of stairs at a Met Gala after-party   (ibtimes.com) divider line 74
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2013-05-08 03:06:40 PM  
So?
 
2013-05-08 03:08:23 PM  
Being super rich for playing golf, drinking and partying up, currently dating a hot girl, having a ton of affairs when married to a hot wife and still relative young is no way to go through life, son.
 
2013-05-08 03:08:24 PM  
Dear Tiger,
Events like that are sure to get your woman's engine fired up.  You should have stayed sober, gone home, and then disappointed Lindsey repeatedly until the next morning.
 
2013-05-08 03:09:08 PM  
"By 2 a.m., the witness alleges that Woods had become "tipsy." The drunk golfer fell while attempting to climb a flight of stairs, remaining on the ground until an embarrassed Vonn arrived to help him to his feet. The former Olympic skier then led a swaying Woods to a nearby exit."

I'd shell out some serious cash for video of this.
 
2013-05-08 03:09:32 PM  
It's pretty funny subby.  The headline, then the link, then the link again all to show Tiger with a funny look on his face.
 
2013-05-08 03:11:33 PM  
Where does it say he got blackout drunk?

It doesn't. It says he got tipsy.

Where does it say he fell down a flight of stairs?

It doesn't. It says he fell trying to climb a flight of stairs.

// How low, subby? Have you no shame? No sense of decency?
 
2013-05-08 03:14:55 PM  
This is why I'm glad I'm not famous.
 
2013-05-08 03:15:24 PM  
Why does that sound more amusing to me than it should?
 
2013-05-08 03:15:40 PM  

notmtwain: Where does it say he got blackout drunk?

It doesn't. It says he got tipsy.

Where does it say he fell down a flight of stairs?

It doesn't. It says he fell trying to climb a flight of stairs.

// How low, subby? Have you no shame? No sense of decency?


Did you see the pictures? Looks pretty damn hammered to me.
 
2013-05-08 03:15:42 PM  
Trouble with his wood or his iron?
 
2013-05-08 03:17:55 PM  
Drunk or not, the linked Daily News article (http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/tiger-woods-drunk-me t- gala-after-party-article-1.1337434) has some awesome Tiger photos. I think it is less inebriation and more just his damn awkwardness in these kinds of celebrity situations.

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-05-08 03:19:57 PM  
submitter's choice of words is intended to remind everyone that Tiger Woods is black

/we get it
 
2013-05-08 03:20:54 PM  
I can only imagine the amount of golf innuendo's he was drunkenly spewing to Vonn, something something back 9.
 
2013-05-08 03:22:01 PM  
Believe me when I say that this romance is a Nike invention.
 
2013-05-08 03:22:39 PM  

notmtwain: Where does it say he got blackout drunk?


He's black, and he was out in public.  Duh.
 
2013-05-08 03:23:10 PM  
Dear Tiger,

I will probably be as jealous of your far-in-the-future death-by-fourway-with-limber-Vegas-strippers as I am your current life.

25.media.tumblr.com

Sincerely,

TheShavingofOccam123
 
2013-05-08 03:23:47 PM  

devilEther: submitter's choice of words is intended to remind everyone that Tiger Woods is black

/we get it


I missed the part where he was arrested for public intoxication
 
2013-05-08 03:25:43 PM  

uncleacid: Believe me when I say that this romance is a Nike invention.


Are you Phil Knight?
 
2013-05-08 03:26:12 PM  

devilEther: submitter's choice of words is intended to remind everyone that Tiger Woods is black



Goodbye fried rice, hello fried chicken.  

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-08 03:32:31 PM  
he has health insurance . nothing to see here.
 
2013-05-08 03:33:22 PM  
Wait, he got drunk at some event he didn't want to be at but his girlfriend dragged him to?

This is the most human thing I have ever heard him do.  I bet he had to go bang a Pakistani midget prostitute the next morning to balance out his Chi.
 
2013-05-08 03:35:13 PM  
Why is this in the Entertainment tab?
 
2013-05-08 03:35:48 PM  
Look beyond the hype machine and his obvious golf skills.  Beneath the veneer he's Urkel.

Uncomfortable with other celebrities.
Was Barkley's & Jordan's gambling biatch.
Porked skanks WAY below his pay grade.
Had the worst PR "press conference" to kick off his image rehabilitation tour.
Is rumored to be incredibly cheap.
 
2013-05-08 03:38:55 PM  
How come this is not in the sports tab?
 
2013-05-08 03:41:46 PM  

fickenchucker: Uncomfortable with other celebrities.


He seems uncomfortable in general when he's off the golf course. Being raised and groomed from birth to a be singularly focused, hyper-driven anything is bound for that in adult life.
 
2013-05-08 03:43:55 PM  
*Chris Rock voice*
Why is it called blackout drunk? Why can't they call it whiteout drunk instead? Who made up this phrase?

/Don't get me started on Devil's Food cake vs. Angel Food cake.
 
2013-05-08 03:50:02 PM  

Gatsby8: I'd shell out some serious cash for video of this.


I have found my polar opposite I guess. Pretty sure I couldn't be bothered to click over and watch if you posted it right here for free.
 
2013-05-08 03:51:45 PM  
According to the source, Woods and Vonn spent time observing the Manhattan skyline before settling into their assigned seats, where they drank and conversed for much of the evening, Us Weekly reports. At one point, a noticeably drunk Woods decided to "dance awkwardly, bobbing from side to side" while flirting with an indulgent Vonn.


So, in other words, the cows who read Us Weekly can't stand the fact that known rich serial philanderer  got another young hot blonde and looks to be happy, so the publication is going to fabricate/exaggerate stories about his villainy through vague "sources" to appease their readership.
 
2013-05-08 03:55:05 PM  
Oh...  International Business Times, huh?

So, Tiger was actually stone cold sober and took the elevator.
 
2013-05-08 03:59:11 PM  
Who among us hasn't been drunk in the presence of our significant others at a boring event?
 
2013-05-08 04:03:21 PM  

flaflaflowhigh: Who among us hasn't been drunk in the presence of our significant others at a boring event?


I have no idea. I haven't been drunk in over a decade but I can still say yet to this at least a dozen times over. I guess one of the downfalls of having so many purveyors of media is that now everything is news. Now if he started a bar brawl, that would be news. If he got arrested for DUI on the home - definitely news. But it's still a little disappointing to me that 'guy gets drunk at party' is now news. Because that's a pretty unremarkable to be doing.
 
2013-05-08 04:04:28 PM  
cdn.bleacherreport.net
 
2013-05-08 04:11:49 PM  
He's a shiatty human being and Vonn isn't as smart as she appeared.
 
2013-05-08 04:16:14 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-08 04:16:46 PM  

douchebag/hater: He's a shiatty human being and Vonn isn't as smart as she appeared.


She's giving up 2-3 years of her life to find a way to marry him and then have him inevitably commit adultery again to get a good chunk of his assets. That's basically going to probably mean she'll get $30/year. What a dumb broad!
 
2013-05-08 04:23:19 PM  
I guess drinking makes Tiger bug out his eyes or he likes his women like he likes his cocaine. White!
 
2013-05-08 04:23:50 PM  

Bruxellensis: This is why I'm glad I'm not famous.


Amen.  The trappings look tempting, but if it was a news story every time I got bombed at a party TMZ would be camped outside my home right now.
 
2013-05-08 04:32:30 PM  
By 2am?  Hell, I hope he was properly drunk.  Who would hang around those things for that long just for the conversation?
 
2013-05-08 04:40:51 PM  

hugram: Being super rich for playing golf, drinking and partying up, currently dating a hot girl, having a ton of affairs when married to a hot wife and still relative young is no way to go through life, son.


All of which are American Dreams.
 
2013-05-08 04:45:46 PM  
Drunk Tiger Mode should be DLC.

/should play like Octopus Dad
 
2013-05-08 04:51:19 PM  

ongbok: hugram: Being super rich for playing golf, drinking and partying up, currently dating a hot girl, having a ton of affairs when married to a hot wife and still relative young is no way to go through life, son.

All of which are American Dreams.


ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS!
 
2013-05-08 04:51:44 PM  

hugram: Being super rich for playing golf, drinking and partying up, currently dating a hot girl, having a ton of affairs when married to a hot wife and still relative young is no way to go through life, son.


Yup. Tiger Fail.

/sarcasm
 
2013-05-08 04:56:41 PM  
What is this?

An "after party" story that isn't one of those odius "Features Partner" abominations?

What's the world coming to?
 
2013-05-08 05:00:16 PM  
,

caddisfly: Bruxellensis: This is why I'm glad I'm not famous.

Amen.  The trappings look tempting, but if it was a news story every time I got bombed at a party TMZ would be camped outside my home right now.


You just know it was a top shelf open bar type gig,

Black out would be my default state.

Not really, but I have to work in the morning.
 
2013-05-08 05:01:19 PM  

Amurica...Fark Ya!: ongbok: hugram: Being super rich for playing golf, drinking and partying up, currently dating a hot girl, having a ton of affairs when married to a hot wife and still relative young is no way to go through life, son.

All of which are American Dreams.

ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS!


ALL.OF.WHICH.ARE.AMERICAN.DREAMS!
 
2013-05-08 05:03:01 PM  
Must be his Asian side that can't handle liquor.
 
2013-05-08 05:04:31 PM  
I guess he wasn't ready for the after party.
 
2013-05-08 05:10:48 PM  
Looks like he may have (removes sunglasses)...

Bogeyed that hole

/heeyaahhh
 
2013-05-08 05:16:22 PM  

douchebag/hater: He's a shiatty human being and Vonn isn't as smart as she appeared.


Jealous much?
 
2013-05-08 05:20:14 PM  
I trip on stairs sober.
/size 13 feet
 
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