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2013-05-08 01:34:57 PM
He should have been wearing that drink after the first time.
 
2013-05-08 01:36:54 PM
 If the genders were reversed and some guy dumped a soda on a girl after she refused to kiss him -he would be in jail.

So a domestic assault was captured by the Kiss cam.
 
2013-05-08 01:42:27 PM
From the headline, my first guess was that the guy was getting a beej.
 
2013-05-08 01:42:44 PM
There is no possible way this could have been staged. They would never do anything to impugn the integrity of minor league baseball.
 
2013-05-08 01:43:16 PM
People at Dodger Stadium are far more enthusiastic when the Kiss Cam's on them.

I'll never forget the day the cam focused on a man and a woman, and the woman ended up kissing the woman sitting next to her (yes, on the mouth). The cam quickly cut to another hetero couple.
 
2013-05-08 01:46:24 PM
Video blocked at work, but I'll go out on a limb and say THIS was the best kiss cam of all time (.gif)
 
2013-05-08 01:47:42 PM
OK, that was funny as hell. That guy was either on the phone with a hotter girl or his meth dealer.
 
2013-05-08 01:51:19 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: From the headline, my first guess was that the guy was getting a beej.


This.

Joelogon: There is no possible way this could have been staged. They would never do anything to impugn the integrity of minor league baseball.


Also that.

scottydoesntknow: Video blocked at work, but I'll go out on a limb and say THIS was the best kiss cam of all time (.gif)


But mostly this.

/ Well done
 
2013-05-08 01:57:34 PM

Lorelle: I'll never forget the day the cam focused on a man and a woman, and the woman ended up kissing the woman sitting next to her (yes, on the mouth). The cam quickly cut to another hetero couple.


My favorite was Dustin Hoffman and Jason Bateman at a Laker game a few years ago.
 
2013-05-08 01:57:57 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: If the genders were reversed and some guy dumped a soda on a girl after she refused to kiss him -he would be in jail.

So a domestic assault was captured by the Kiss cam.


Shut the f*ck up with that oppressed-man nonsense..  I'd laugh like hell if a girl got a sprite bath for jabbering on her phone ;-)
 
2013-05-08 01:58:53 PM
I had some f*cking webpage side ad flung in my face and didn't watch. I really need to get my flashblock updated.
 
2013-05-08 02:00:33 PM
Good, maybe no that guy can come out of the closet and stop pretending to be interested in husky girls.
 
2013-05-08 02:02:25 PM

ShawnDoc: Good, maybe no that guy can come out of the closet and stop pretending to be interested in husky girls.


She's pretty cute for a BBW.  At least the knees aren't sharp.
 
2013-05-08 02:02:56 PM
Wrong subby.   THIS is the reason for the Kiss Cam.
 
2013-05-08 02:05:48 PM

factoryconnection: Because People in power are Stupid: If the genders were reversed and some guy dumped a soda on a girl after she refused to kiss him -he would be in jail.

So a domestic assault was captured by the Kiss cam.

Shut the f*ck up with that oppressed-man nonsense..  I'd laugh like hell if a girl got a sprite bath for jabbering on her phone ;-)


Did I say oppressed-man? I said domestic violence.

And whether or not YOU would laugh like hell is more indicative of your plebeian nature than what constitutes an assault.
 
2013-05-08 02:08:18 PM

EvilEgg: ShawnDoc: Good, maybe no that guy can come out of the closet and stop pretending to be interested in husky girls.

She's pretty cute for a BBW.  At least the knees aren't sharp.


I gotta be honest, BBW really throws me. Is it Big Breasted Woman? Big Black Woman? Big Butted Woman? Then what happens if it is a Big Breasted Big Butted Black Woman? Is there another acronym, or is that mostly redundant?
 
2013-05-08 02:11:03 PM

bdub77: I gotta be honest, BBW really throws me. Is it Big Breasted Woman? Big Black Woman? Big Butted Woman?


It's "big beautiful woman," although the ones who describes themselves as such are usually much more of the former, and less the latter.
 
2013-05-08 02:11:09 PM
That was funny, even if it was awkwardly staged.
 
2013-05-08 02:13:55 PM
I was at an NBA game once and the kiss cam went to this one older couple. They guy got up, walked down a few rows to where the cheerleaders were sitting, and kissed one of them. Staged or not I thought it was funny.

/csb
 
2013-05-08 02:15:42 PM
Staged and poorly acted.
 
2013-05-08 02:15:52 PM
He's going to miss her low-self-esteem honed talents in bed.  All that work he spent making her feel he was the only one who would love her.

Now she's moved on and taken up with a big powerful lover. Once you've gone orange, you never....uh...orange...huh...let me think....blorange...er...corange....uh...
 
2013-05-08 02:16:44 PM

factoryconnection: Because People in power are Stupid: If the genders were reversed and some guy dumped a soda on a girl after she refused to kiss him -he would be in jail.

So a domestic assault was captured by the Kiss cam.

Shut the f*ck up with that oppressed-man nonsense..  I'd laugh like hell if a girl got a sprite bath for jabbering on her phone ;-)


Men are oppressed almost as much as Christians.  True fact.
 
2013-05-08 02:17:01 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: He's going to miss her low-self-esteem honed talents in bed.  All that work he spent making her feel he was the only one who would love her.

Now she's moved on and taken up with a big powerful lover. Once you've gone orange, you never....uh...orange...huh...let me think....blorange...er...corange....uh...


Once you've gone orange, your internal organs have been re-arranged?
 
2013-05-08 02:20:10 PM

the_rev: bdub77: I gotta be honest, BBW really throws me. Is it Big Breasted Woman? Big Black Woman? Big Butted Woman?

It's "big beautiful woman," although the ones who describes themselves as such are usually much more of the former, and less the latter.


Well yeah, because you are going avoid self labeling as such until your friends start regularly steering you away from the wicker furniture.
 
2013-05-08 02:21:17 PM
Maybe they're out there, but how come you never see any "kiss-cam" flasher pictures?  It doesn't seem like there's any type of delay on the video and I figure since people flash roller coaster cams all the time, it would only seem logical that somebody would do it to stadium video cameras....

/saw a girl and security do what would have to be described as a Benny Hill-like chase sequence at Qualcomm in San Diego one time at a Supercross race....she would stand up, flash the crowd then hustle off with a group and security would be after her then she would pop up someplace else, flash the goods and then be gone again...
 
2013-05-08 02:24:31 PM
Definitely staged. The wife and I were on kiss cam at a Braves game a few years ago. The cameraman stand right in front of you (after asking if you want to be on) and tells you to look at the jumbotron or anywhere else that is night at the camera, then wait your turn.
 
2013-05-08 02:24:44 PM
The only thing worse than the Kiss Cam is "EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!"
 
2013-05-08 02:26:27 PM
It's a kiss, dumbass. Put the phone down and just give her a kiss! WTF is your issue?

Two Hearted: The only thing worse than the Kiss Cam is "EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!"


QFT
 
2013-05-08 02:28:55 PM

Apos: That was funny, even if it was awkwardly staged.


Yep.

FAKE.
 
2013-05-08 02:31:53 PM
This one's better and not staged...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6Vvz-if8xY
 
2013-05-08 02:32:03 PM

KingKauff: Definitely staged. The wife and I were on kiss cam at a Braves game a few years ago. The cameraman stand right in front of you (after asking if you want to be on) and tells you to look at the jumbotron or anywhere else that is night at the camera, then wait your turn.


Odd, no sporting even I have ever been too, in multiple cities, did that. The cameras are usually in fixed locations and focusing on people from a distance (as is clearly happening in this cam). And I've been on the Kiss Cam, there was no permission seeking.

I can totally believe that this guy was a total douchebag not wanting to pay attention. It could also be totally staged too.
 
2013-05-08 02:33:07 PM

I_C_Weener: Wrong subby.   THIS is the reason for the Kiss Cam.


Hahahahahah that's outstanding!
 
2013-05-08 02:33:13 PM

Two Hearted: The only thing worse than the Kiss Cam is "EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!"


I would think a stadium full of mid-western plumpers dancing (and I use that term graciously) to Jump Around would be the worst thing.
 
2013-05-08 02:33:20 PM

entropic_existence: KingKauff: Definitely staged. The wife and I were on kiss cam at a Braves game a few years ago. The cameraman stand right in front of you (after asking if you want to be on) and tells you to look at the jumbotron or anywhere else that is night at the camera, then wait your turn.

Odd, no sporting even I have ever been too, in multiple cities, did that. The cameras are usually in fixed locations and focusing on people from a distance (as is clearly happening in this cam). And I've been on the Kiss Cam, there was no permission seeking.

I can totally believe that this guy was a total douchebag not wanting to pay attention. It could also be totally staged too.


Walking out after the game, people kept going "hey! It's the kiss cam couple!"
 
2013-05-08 02:33:40 PM

Oliver Twisted: Staged and poorly acted.

 
2013-05-08 02:36:14 PM

Two Hearted: The only thing worse than the Kiss Cam is "EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!"


CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
 
2013-05-08 02:36:47 PM

SkylineRecords: Two Hearted: The only thing worse than the Kiss Cam is "EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!"

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP


I knew that was coming. Ugh.
 
2013-05-08 02:38:24 PM
I thought this was the reason the kiss cam was invented.

www.ize-stuff.com
 
2013-05-08 02:39:07 PM
Nothing will ever beat the "Over The Jorts Three-Way"

Nothing.  Ever.
 
2013-05-08 02:40:42 PM

elguerodiablo: factoryconnection: Because People in power are Stupid: If the genders were reversed and some guy dumped a soda on a girl after she refused to kiss him -he would be in jail.

So a domestic assault was captured by the Kiss cam.

Shut the f*ck up with that oppressed-man nonsense..  I'd laugh like hell if a girl got a sprite bath for jabbering on her phone ;-)

Men are oppressed almost as much as Christians.  True fact.


I'm not a Christian and find them annoying. I don't go around throwing drinks on them.
 
2013-05-08 02:40:46 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: factoryconnection: Because People in power are Stupid: If the genders were reversed and some guy dumped a soda on a girl after she refused to kiss him -he would be in jail.

So a domestic assault was captured by the Kiss cam.

Shut the f*ck up with that oppressed-man nonsense..  I'd laugh like hell if a girl got a sprite bath for jabbering on her phone ;-)

Did I say oppressed-man? I said domestic violence.

And whether or not YOU would laugh like hell is more indicative of your plebeian nature than what constitutes an assault.


That guy is right. It's opressed man bullshiat. There's no reason to bring it up at all unless you either have an agenda or you're trolling.
 
2013-05-08 02:41:40 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: If the genders were reversed and some guy dumped a soda on a girl after she refused to kiss him -he would be in jail.

So a domestic assault was captured by the Kiss cam.


THIS
 
2013-05-08 02:41:57 PM
The couple in question:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-08 02:43:58 PM
I guarantee you that this was staged.  Some friends of mine did the exact same staged routine at a Flames game last year.  It was arranged just prior to the game.

If it wasn't, the camera operator wouldn't have come back to them three times.  And he wouldn't have got his phone out of the way before she even made a motion to chuck the drink at him.  And the drink wouldn't have been what appears to be water.

My friends at least had the temerity to do it with a full beer.
 
2013-05-08 02:44:16 PM
FAKE

I can see the wires.
 
2013-05-08 02:44:20 PM

Siberian Khatru: This one's better and not staged...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6Vvz-if8xY


Never saw that before, very funny.
 
2013-05-08 02:44:59 PM

unyon: My friends at least had the temerity to do it with a full beer.


Blasphemy, that's like $7.50.
 
2013-05-08 02:45:26 PM

Some Bass Playing Guy: That guy is right. It's opressed man bullshiat. There's no reason to bring it up at all unless you either have an agenda or you're trolling.


It's funny that YOU are the one using the words "oppressed man bullshiat" NOT ME.

In order to make your case (that it is not a case of domestic violence) -you have to resort to name calling and putting words in my mouth.
 
2013-05-08 02:46:12 PM

The Angry Hand of God: Nothing will ever beat the "Over The Jorts Three-Way"

Nothing. Ever.


Except being there yourself :(
 
2013-05-08 02:46:18 PM
(S)HE SAID NO!!!
 
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