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(102.7 WEBN Cincinnati OH)   That hot teacher who was fired over her modeling photos calls in to radio, and she's a naughty little minx (more photos including cell phone shots she sent)   (webn.com) divider line 135
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2013-05-08 12:00:46 PM
Daaaaammn! I'd give her an A+
 
2013-05-08 12:02:44 PM
memeorama.com
 
2013-05-08 12:25:51 PM
Wait she can't be the naughty one. She is supposed to be the strict one who spanks me for being naughty and while doing so gets so hot and bothered that we wind up doing on her desk..,
 
2013-05-08 12:34:36 PM
Damn...she's freaky.
 
2013-05-08 12:35:58 PM

slayer199: Damn...she's freaky.


not by Florida standards
 
2013-05-08 01:21:58 PM
That is perhaps the most hideous piece of lingerie I have ever seen outside of a Farkette's wishlist.
 
2013-05-08 01:25:29 PM
Holy schnikees!
 
2013-05-08 01:26:41 PM

scottydoesntknow: Daaaaammn! I'd give her an A+


Sorry. I am going to deduct half a grade for her apparent lack of hips.
 
2013-05-08 01:26:44 PM
content.clearchannel.com
Solid body, butter face...
 
2013-05-08 01:26:52 PM
Huh... WEBN, it's programmed into number 3 on my car stereo...

I will check this out when i get home... There's a rather overly biatchy female coworker that sits and stares at my computer screen when she is here so i have to be careful of these threads and articles lest i get called to the HR office...
 
2013-05-08 01:29:21 PM

CeroX: Huh... WEBN, it's programmed into number 3 on my car stereo...

I will check this out when i get home... There's a rather overly biatchy female coworker that sits and stares at my computer screen when she is here so i have to be careful of these threads and articles lest i get called to the HR office...


Jealousy is an ugly beast, and she works in accounts receivable.
 
2013-05-08 01:29:29 PM
It amazes me the number of people who comment on these lurid stories with their facebook status.
 
2013-05-08 01:29:51 PM
So she's trading her teaching certificate for a career in cheap porn....

Lateral move.
 
2013-05-08 01:29:52 PM
Kidd Chris is still working?  That guys show is terrible.  That guy Thomas was occasionally funny with the songs, but that got old quick.  Think they were here for about 6 months and then the station became a pop crap station.
 
2013-05-08 01:33:25 PM

SpdrJay: So she's trading her teaching certificate for a career in cheap porn....

Lateral move.


Except the "modeling" career has a short shelf life.
 
2013-05-08 01:33:40 PM

mortimer_ford: It amazes me the number of people who comment on these lurid stories with their facebook status.


I liked the one who said it was obviously photoshopped. I half expected to see the phrase "You can tell by the pixels."
 
2013-05-08 01:34:13 PM
/sharp knees
 
2013-05-08 01:35:32 PM

stuhayes2010: [content.clearchannel.com image 640x428]
Solid body, butter face...


Paper bag.

/want
 
2013-05-08 01:36:58 PM
Oh this is phenomenal...

Just when I thought it couldn't get any better....IT DOES!!!
 
2013-05-08 01:37:40 PM
Let me be the first to fappity fap fap......

*------------------------Woo!-------*


OK I am done, please drive thru.
 
2013-05-08 01:38:49 PM
Damn she's sexy.
 
2013-05-08 01:41:22 PM

brap: That is perhaps the most hideous piece of lingerie I have ever seen outside of a Farkette's wishlist.


I showed this to a friend and she said: "I hope some guy gave that to her, else she has some of the worst taste on the planet."

/she seems nice
 
2013-05-08 01:41:49 PM
Why is the floor so sticky in here?

Dammit shifter! Use a kleenex!
 
2013-05-08 01:42:04 PM
Did you hear her pronounce " friends' "?  She said "friends'es"  She gets points deducted for this.
 
2013-05-08 01:42:48 PM
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!
 
2013-05-08 01:47:04 PM
In the latest business news, shares in Kleenex and hand lotion have spiked
 
2013-05-08 01:47:49 PM

Musikslayer: GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!


Indeed.
 
2013-05-08 01:48:45 PM
She wasn't planning on coming back next fall so she only had a few weeks left teaching there anyway. The publicity that her firing generated is probably well worth a few weeks of teacher's pay. The principal is a total dumbass.
 
2013-05-08 01:49:11 PM
Well, if a pregged teen can have a career as a pregged teen and parlay it in to bad porn, maybe the teacher can do better.
 
2013-05-08 01:49:23 PM
cdn.teamcococdn.com
/hot..   like most of her
 
2013-05-08 01:55:02 PM
blogs.browardpalmbeach.com
 
2013-05-08 01:56:02 PM

CeroX: Huh... WEBN, it's programmed into number 3 on my car stereo...

I will check this out when i get home... There's a rather overly biatchy female coworker that sits and stares at my computer screen when she is here so i have to be careful of these threads and articles lest i get called to the HR office...


Next door ???

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-08 01:56:49 PM
In before some farker calls her a butterface...

stuhayes2010: [content.clearchannel.com image 640x428]
Solid body, butter face...


Dammit!
 
2013-05-08 01:56:55 PM
imgc.allpostersimages.com

A little too narrow in the hips....
 
2013-05-08 01:57:42 PM

drb9: Did you hear her pronounce " friends' "?  She said "friends'es"  She gets points deducted for this.


What's yer problems wid dat?

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-05-08 01:59:44 PM
I'm willing to put up for private lessons.
 
2013-05-08 01:59:45 PM

Nick Spiceyweiner: Kidd Chris is still working?  That guys show is terrible.  That guy Thomas was occasionally funny with the songs, but that got old quick.  Think they were here for about 6 months and then the station became a pop crap station.


I lived in Covington as a kid. Used to love WEBN. Still listen to them on the internets once in a while.
 
2013-05-08 02:06:43 PM
WEBN...the radio station for "hoods" when I was a teen in the Greater Cincinnati area.

Do they still do the audio for those awesome 4th of July fireworks displays on the river?
 
2013-05-08 02:15:53 PM

rooftop235: Nick Spiceyweiner: Kidd Chris is still working?  That guys show is terrible.  That guy Thomas was occasionally funny with the songs, but that got old quick.  Think they were here for about 6 months and then the station became a pop crap station.

I lived in Covington as a kid. Used to love WEBN. Still listen to them on the internets once in a while.


I do miss the lovely and talented Jay Gilbert every now and again, he was always good for a few laughs.
 
2013-05-08 02:16:22 PM
Joe McDowell FormerHome repair "Professional" Homes Plus Remodeling
can she teach me why my pee pee stands up when I lookeded at her?

/FTFY//Actually not worth firing someone over///Also 'Homes Plus Remodeling'doesn't' seem to exist.  Properties plus home remodeling does.
 
2013-05-08 02:17:37 PM

lostcat: Do they still do the audio for those awesome 4th of July  labor day fireworks displays on the river?


Yes.
But-
'EBN is not the album oriented cool station it once was, thanks to Clear Channel and their lowest common denominator marketing programming, but man our radio spectrum is a wasteland these days.
 
2013-05-08 02:33:51 PM
Yay for radio stations I have interned at!
 
2013-05-08 02:34:59 PM

SkylineRecords: CeroX: Huh... WEBN, it's programmed into number 3 on my car stereo...

I will check this out when i get home... There's a rather overly biatchy female coworker that sits and stares at my computer screen when she is here so i have to be careful of these threads and articles lest i get called to the HR office...

Jealousy is an ugly beast, and she works in accounts receivable.


"Just a moment"
 
2013-05-08 02:35:12 PM
I don't feel tardy....

Horny, but not tardy
 
2013-05-08 02:35:49 PM
Jesus, those DJs are intolerable.
 
2013-05-08 02:36:59 PM
Ya'll got some interesting radio what you can see pictures on it. My radio don't do pictures.
 
2013-05-08 02:40:12 PM
Cha----chinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng!

Thread over.
 
2013-05-08 02:40:13 PM

stuhayes2010: [content.clearchannel.com image 640x428]
Solid body, butter face...


How about those sharp knees?
 
2013-05-08 02:42:48 PM
Anyone that says they would not tap that is going to hell for lying, at the very least.
 
2013-05-08 02:44:17 PM

Clemkadidlefark: Ya'll got some interesting radio what you can see pictures on it. My radio don't do pictures.


You have to get the new HD radio.
 
2013-05-08 02:47:05 PM
Wtf guys.

THIS is what the internet was made for.

BRING US PICS. =p
 
2013-05-08 02:49:47 PM
Man, I am SO much dumber for having listened to that.
 
2013-05-08 02:50:32 PM

AqueousBoy: Jesus, those DJs are intolerable.


Disagrees
 
2013-05-08 02:52:13 PM

Tman144: Why is the floor so sticky in here?

Dammit shifter! Use a kleenex!


Sham-Wow!
 
2013-05-08 02:52:30 PM
Pics aren't opening for me. I only see that one picture of her standing in front of a mirror.
 
2013-05-08 02:55:26 PM

WienerButt: Pics aren't opening for me. I only see that one picture of her standing in front of a mirror.


How's this one?

supportyourlocalgunfighter.com
 
2013-05-08 02:56:30 PM

AkaranD: Wtf guys.

THIS is what the internet was made for.

BRING US PICS. =p


I'll help you too...

api.ning.com
 
2013-05-08 03:04:41 PM
FARK experts, I require your opinion. Real or fake. Provide your answer with your reasoning.
 
2013-05-08 03:06:31 PM

MBA Whore: FARK experts, I require your opinion. Real or fake. Provide your answer with your reasoning.


Have you never seen breasts in real life? They are undoubtedly fake.
 
2013-05-08 03:10:28 PM

WienerButt: MBA Whore: FARK experts, I require your opinion. Real or fake. Provide your answer with your reasoning.

Have you never seen breasts in real life? They are undoubtedly fake.


She's 26. It's not uncommon for women in their mid-20s to have fantastic boobs. I remember a bunch of farkers arguing whether Kate Upton had knock-off knockers. Obviously she doesn't when you watch her move, but that still image had farkers swearing they were fake.
 
2013-05-08 03:16:00 PM

PizzaJedi81: mortimer_ford: It amazes me the number of people who comment on these lurid stories with their facebook status.

I liked the one who said it was obviously photoshopped. I half expected to see the phrase "You can tell by the pixels."


Or my prixel
 
2013-05-08 03:16:51 PM

WienerButt: MBA Whore: FARK experts, I require your opinion. Real or fake. Provide your answer with your reasoning.

Have you never seen breasts in real life? They are undoubtedly fake.


I will be happy to perform hands on testing.
 
2013-05-08 03:19:13 PM

scottydoesntknow: WienerButt: MBA Whore: FARK experts, I require your opinion. Real or fake. Provide your answer with your reasoning.

Have you never seen breasts in real life? They are undoubtedly fake.

She's 26. It's not uncommon for women in their mid-20s to have fantastic boobs. I remember a bunch of farkers arguing whether Kate Upton had knock-off knockers. Obviously she doesn't when you watch her move, but that still image had farkers swearing they were fake.


Kate Uptons are real. While hot now, she may age gracefully without some help but they are definitely real.

For some real ambiguity , check out Sofia Vergaras tits or something. This teacher girl?? Definitely fake.
 
2013-05-08 03:19:22 PM

Lord Schtupp: [imgc.allpostersimages.com image 366x488]

A little too narrow in the hips....


Peter Ustinov's hilariously boot-licking character of Batiatus is one of my favorites in all the movies - especially the scene with Charles Laughton: "Did I say your vices? I mean your eccentricities. Or your foibles. Did I pronounce that right?"

/It's a scandal to be surrounded by so much purity
 
2013-05-08 03:20:20 PM

metatronlord: WienerButt: MBA Whore: FARK experts, I require your opinion. Real or fake. Provide your answer with your reasoning.

Have you never seen breasts in real life? They are undoubtedly fake.

I will be happy to perform hands on testing.


If I can touch them, they're real.
 
2013-05-08 03:21:25 PM

WienerButt: scottydoesntknow: WienerButt: MBA Whore: FARK experts, I require your opinion. Real or fake. Provide your answer with your reasoning.

Have you never seen breasts in real life? They are undoubtedly fake.

She's 26. It's not uncommon for women in their mid-20s to have fantastic boobs. I remember a bunch of farkers arguing whether Kate Upton had knock-off knockers. Obviously she doesn't when you watch her move, but that still image had farkers swearing they were fake.

Kate Uptons are real. While hot now, she may age gracefully without some help but they are definitely real.

For some real ambiguity , check out Sofia Vergaras tits or something. This teacher girl?? Definitely fake.


I meant to say Kate may NOT age gracefully without a lift or two. Her cans are way too juicy to maintain their perkiness.
 
2013-05-08 03:23:54 PM

PizzaJedi81: mortimer_ford: It amazes me the number of people who comment on these lurid stories with their facebook status.

I liked the one who said it was obviously photoshopped. I half expected to see the phrase "You can tell by the pixels."



And it is a pic by a professional photographer, so who would expect it not to be shopped? Wouldn't furthering her modeling career be the appropriate response to losing her day job?
 
2013-05-08 03:29:09 PM

blatz514: WienerButt: Pics aren't opening for me. I only see that one picture of her standing in front of a mirror.

How's this one?

[supportyourlocalgunfighter.com image 800x533]


Nice. Excessive use of photoshop though. Obviously all model photos are shooped but it should never be obvious.
 
2013-05-08 03:30:42 PM
phony bewbs
 
2013-05-08 03:31:01 PM
So the school district made the right decision then?
 
2013-05-08 03:32:13 PM
I'm gonna need tutoring. And hands on discipline, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.....
 
2013-05-08 03:34:50 PM
hmmmm.... i'll come back later and deliver an opinion.
 
2013-05-08 03:35:03 PM

brap: That is perhaps the most hideous piece of lingerie I have ever seen outside of a Farkette's wishlist.


I was thinking that lingerie, combined with the crushed velvet upholstery in the background she found a new career as a stripper.
 
2013-05-08 03:39:32 PM
"Click here for more photos"

Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclic k clickclickclick

You people saying she's a "butter face" are nuts. "Not stunningly beautiful" does NOT = "butterface". Lord almighty, that woman is thick in all the right places.
 
2013-05-08 03:44:34 PM

El Morro: You people saying she's a "butter face" are nuts. "Not stunningly beautiful" does NOT = "butterface".


this is fark, she isn't elven enough looking for the nerds.
 
2013-05-08 03:45:22 PM

El Morro: "Click here for more photos"

Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclic k clickclickclick

You people saying she's a "butter face" are nuts. "Not stunningly beautiful" does NOT = "butterface". Lord almighty, that woman is thick in all the right places.


Would knock the stuffins out of her.
 
2013-05-08 03:46:47 PM
waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwa it

Subby said a teacher was hot....AND WAS RIGHT???

<Redd Foxx type heart attack sequence>
 
2013-05-08 03:49:04 PM
"Her knees!  SOOOOOOO SHARP!"

/rolls eyes
//Ain't nothing butter about that girl
 
2013-05-08 03:55:17 PM

Clemkadidlefark: Ya'll got some interesting radio what you can see pictures on it. My radio don't do pictures.


it's ok, video killed the radio star, or something
 
2013-05-08 03:57:24 PM

El Morro: You people saying she's a "butter face" are nuts


Especially when you look at their profile picture (I'm looking at you,  stuhayes2010) and see that they're about as attractive as a bag of smashed assholes.
 
2013-05-08 03:59:30 PM

The Crepes of Wrath: El Morro: You people saying she's a "butter face" are nuts

Especially when you look at their profile picture (I'm looking at you,  stuhayes2010) and see that they're about as attractive as a bag of smashed assholes.


I looked and then lol'd


/you're an asshole
//still funny
 
2013-05-08 04:04:20 PM

WienerButt: MBA Whore: FARK experts, I require your opinion. Real or fake. Provide your answer with your reasoning.

Have you never seen breasts in real life? They are undoubtedly fake.


Never understood the problem,  who cares?
 
2013-05-08 04:05:44 PM
I don't think her tits are fake. In fact, if you took 50 pounds off my GF, gave her a nip and tuck, hair extensions, facial, 8 months of cross training to tone up, and a botox to the chin, she'd look an awful lot like that.

.......welll ok maybe some photoshopping too.
 
2013-05-08 04:08:04 PM

WienerButt: I meant to say Kate may NOT age gracefully without a lift or two. Her cans are way too juicy to maintain their perkiness.


How much age are you talking about?

My wife's factory-original DDs haven't sagged a bit, and that is at age 42 and after two hungry kids.
 
2013-05-08 04:11:53 PM
My computer is being stupid today.

/Check later.
 
2013-05-08 04:13:53 PM
webpages.charter.net
/Ring of Power inscription tat?
//pit sweat schmutz?
///badly off-center tramp stamp?
 
2013-05-08 04:15:55 PM
MBooda

Lung transplant?
 
2013-05-08 04:25:48 PM

MBooda: [webpages.charter.net image 612x612]
/Ring of Power inscription tat?
//pit sweat schmutz?
///badly off-center tramp stamp?


Unfortunately getting some drivel tattooed on their sides seems to be a popular thing these days.
 
2013-05-08 04:32:02 PM

Slaxl: MBooda: [webpages.charter.net image 612x612]
/Ring of Power inscription tat?
//pit sweat schmutz?
///badly off-center tramp stamp?

Unfortunately getting some drivel tattooed on their sides seems to be a popular thing these days.


Exhibit A: Hayden Panettiere
 
2013-05-08 04:33:41 PM

Slaxl: MBooda: [webpages.charter.net image 612x612]
/Ring of Power inscription tat?
//pit sweat schmutz?
///badly off-center tramp stamp?

Unfortunately getting some drivel tattooed on their sides seems to be a popular thing these days.


maybe it says this end up?
 
2013-05-08 04:41:01 PM
Butter face and her knees are sharp.Really, I would step over you to get near that.
 
2013-05-08 04:42:13 PM
Meh. She's pretty, but too slim in the hips to get excited about.
 
2013-05-08 04:43:22 PM

Mellotiger: Meh. She's pretty, but too slim in the hips to get excited about.


You sound American.
 
2013-05-08 04:49:46 PM

El Morro: "Click here for more photos"

Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclic k clickclickclick

You people saying she's a "butter face" are nuts. "Not stunningly beautiful" does NOT = "butterface". Lord almighty, that woman is thick in all the right places.


I feel sorry for you if that's what you consider "thick".
 
2013-05-08 04:56:00 PM

Jument: Mellotiger: Meh. She's pretty, but too slim in the hips to get excited about.

You sound American.


Not only american, but southern. Not only southern, but a mississippian. I like my women like I like my coffee: large, cheap, and easy to pick up at the local convenience store.

/that's a joke.
//kinda.
 
2013-05-08 04:58:32 PM

Mellotiger: El Morro: "Click here for more photos"

Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclic k clickclickclick

You people saying she's a "butter face" are nuts. "Not stunningly beautiful" does NOT = "butterface". Lord almighty, that woman is thick in all the right places.

I feel sorry for you if that's what you consider "thick".


There are only two spots on her that look "thick."  And they're not real
 
2013-05-08 05:01:12 PM
I'd gezzelbark her yultenstein.
 
2013-05-08 05:01:47 PM
Bookmarking the shiat out of this.

/fist of an angry god and all that
 
2013-05-08 05:04:31 PM

MBooda: /Ring of Power inscription tat?
//pit sweat schmutz?
///badly off-center tramp stamp?


There's another pic that displays that tattoo.

I think it is incredibly sexy.

But there is quite obviously something wrong with me. I got confused in the other thread about women on leashes...and, well now we're here.
 
2013-05-08 05:09:54 PM

MBooda: [webpages.charter.net image 612x612]
/Ring of Power inscription tat?
//pit sweat schmutz?
///badly off-center tramp stamp?


A lot of people have stupid tats, I'm willing to look past it.
 
2013-05-08 05:16:16 PM

The Crepes of Wrath: El Morro: You people saying she's a "butter face" are nuts

Especially when you look at their profile picture (I'm looking at you,  stuhayes2010) and see that they're about as attractive as a bag of smashed assholes.


Bwahahahaha!
 
2013-05-08 05:21:07 PM
She looks just like my wife, except for her hair, her face, and her body. I'm guessing my wife is a bit older as well.


No 'pics or it didn't happen, people. Trust me- its true.
 
2013-05-08 05:22:54 PM
This is not a bookmark.
 
/Ok, yes it is.
 
2013-05-08 05:26:09 PM

The Crepes of Wrath: El Morro: You people saying she's a "butter face" are nuts

Especially when you look at their profile picture (I'm looking at you,  stuhayes2010) and see that they're about as attractive as a bag of smashed assholes.


A quick Google of "stuhayes2010" is pretty hilarious too. The man loves his chickens...
 
2013-05-08 05:40:37 PM

OgreMagi: This is not a bookmark.
 
/Ok, yes it is.


I see what you did there.
 
2013-05-08 06:24:16 PM

mainstreet62: stuhayes2010: [content.clearchannel.com image 640x428]
Solid body, butter face...

Paper bag.

Doggy Style

/want

/I think her face is fine
//Call on me, teach!
 
2013-05-08 06:26:59 PM
Lol at the FARKers saying butter face

/maybe for a porn star
//still hotter than what 99% of us have hooked up with
 
2013-05-08 06:35:18 PM

megarian: . I got confused in the other thread about women on leashes...and, well now we're here.

Who's wearing a leash now?

/And why wasn't I invited?
 
2013-05-08 06:40:36 PM
blogs.browardpalmbeach.com

I'd eat the corn out of her shiat

/and then hit it again
 
2013-05-08 06:48:18 PM

MassAsster: megarian: . I got confused in the other thread about women on leashes...and, well now we're here.
Who's wearing a leash now?

/And why wasn't I invited?


BYOL

And extracricular substances.
 
2013-05-08 07:05:38 PM

WTFDYW: [blogs.browardpalmbeach.com image 619x370]

I'd eat the corn out of her shiat

/and then hit it again


there is no woman on the face of this planet for which I would ever degrade myself by doing that act.
 
2013-05-08 07:09:50 PM
Hips are too slim? What in Fark's sake is wrong with some of you Farkers? She is smokin'...that is all.
 
2013-05-08 07:51:09 PM
Her boobs are fake. Fake boobs = gross.

Give me small boobs over large saline filled plastic bags with flesh stretched over them any day. Fake boobs have ruined so much porn its not even funny.
 
2013-05-08 07:57:09 PM

Potter82: Her boobs are fake. Fake boobs = gross.

Give me small boobs over large saline filled plastic bags with flesh stretched over them any day. Fake boobs have ruined so much porn its not even funny.


^This this and farking THIS^
 
2013-05-08 08:08:35 PM
Further to my above comment regarding porn and small boobs, I'd shed a few tears if Tori Black, Sasha Grey or Missy Stone ever get a boob job. It would be the porn equivalent of this:
static.guim.co.uk

/why yes I watch quite a bit of porn
 
2013-05-08 08:27:32 PM

stuhayes2010: [content.clearchannel.com image 640x428]
Solid body, butter face...


Huh... that looks like WickedWeasel.
 
2013-05-08 08:46:47 PM

Potter82: Her boobs are fake. Fake boobs = gross.

Give me small boobs over large saline filled plastic bags with flesh stretched over them any day. Fake boobs have ruined so much porn its not even funny.


89 Stick-Up Kid: ^This this and farking THIS^


You guys are annoying. If she's awesome in and out of bed, the boobs are the least of my concerns. Real and fake has no bearing on fun factor, in my experience. Moaning about it in every thread just makes you sound studman69, too. Take your squishy boob fetish and begone, nerds.
 
2013-05-08 09:11:11 PM
Mellotiger: .... I like my women like I like my coffee: large, cheap, and easy to pick up at the local convenience store.

/that's a joke.
//kinda.



I like my women like I like my coffee, too: quiet.

That's not a joke.
 
2013-05-08 09:29:14 PM
Man,I would wreck that like a Danica Patrick Nascar...
 
2013-05-08 10:11:02 PM

loki see loki do: lostcat: Do they still do the audio for those awesome 4th of July  labor day fireworks displays on the river?

Yes.
But-
'EBN is not the album oriented cool station it once was, thanks to Clear Channel and their lowest common denominator marketing programming, but man our radio spectrum is a wasteland these days.


The Frog was badass back in the day, way before digital. Haven't listened lately.
 
2013-05-08 10:12:14 PM

MBA Whore: FARK experts, I require your opinion. Real or fake. Provide your answer with your reasoning.


I'm thinking rubber tits.
 
2013-05-08 10:29:11 PM
Ughhhhhhhhh gtgujmbjnh. Hubba Hubba is she married? I am in love.

Beat me whip me take away my car keys
 
2013-05-08 10:40:57 PM

foxyshadis: Potter82: Her boobs are fake. Fake boobs = gross.

Give me small boobs over large saline filled plastic bags with flesh stretched over them any day. Fake boobs have ruined so much porn its not even funny.

89 Stick-Up Kid: ^This this and farking THIS^

You guys are annoying. If she's awesome in and out of bed, the boobs are the least of my concerns. Real and fake has no bearing on fun factor, in my experience. Moaning about it in every thread just makes you sound studman69, too. Take your squishy boob fetish and begone, nerds.


Maybe some day you will actually touch a fake boob and understand what we're talking about.
 
2013-05-08 11:29:17 PM
So she lacks hips and doesn't have a perfect face.  So what?  She's still hotter than what I'm sleeping with at the moment.  Which is .... no one.

/I'll be in the corner sobbing quietly to myself
 
2013-05-08 11:40:34 PM
sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net
Like a screen door in a hurricane.
 
2013-05-08 11:42:49 PM

Trocadero: [sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net image 480x720]
Like a screen door in a hurricane.


So not like a screen door on a submarine?
 
2013-05-08 11:59:25 PM
Meh. Back to the Japanese thread. C ya later.
 
2013-05-09 12:06:30 AM
funpics.classicfun.ws
 
2013-05-09 01:23:03 AM

Mellotiger: Jument: Mellotiger: Meh. She's pretty, but too slim in the hips to get excited about.

You sound American.

Not only american, but southern. Not only southern, but a mississippian. I like my women like I like my coffee: large, cheap, and easy to pick up at the local convenience store.

/that's a joke.
//kinda.


...and black. You forgot black.
 
2013-05-09 04:09:34 AM
She sounds like a fun date.  Lots of people would have hung up on those asshole DJs or stammered their way to nowhere.
 
2013-05-09 09:01:37 AM

phrawgh: Mellotiger: Jument: Mellotiger: Meh. She's pretty, but too slim in the hips to get excited about.

You sound American.

Not only american, but southern. Not only southern, but a mississippian. I like my women like I like my coffee: large, cheap, and easy to pick up at the local convenience store.

/that's a joke.
//kinda.

...and black. You forgot black.


hand-picked from a field and brought to the big house in a burlap sack on the back of a donkey.
 
2013-05-09 09:13:14 AM

The Crepes of Wrath: El Morro: You people saying she's a "butter face" are nuts

Especially when you look at their profile picture (I'm looking at you,  stuhayes2010) and see that they're about as attractive as a bag of smashed assholes.


I lol'd SO HARD!!
 
2013-05-09 11:05:37 AM

The Crepes of Wrath: El Morro: You people saying she's a "butter face" are nuts

Especially when you look at their profile picture (I'm looking at you,  stuhayes2010) and see that they're about as attractive as a bag of smashed assholes.


Hilarious.
 
2013-05-09 05:51:48 PM
I don't feel tardy.

hangoversunday.com
 
2013-05-10 12:43:00 AM

PizzaJedi81: Trocadero: [sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net image 480x720]
Like a screen door in a hurricane.

So not like a screen door on a submarine?


Nah, she doesn't look Polish to me.
 
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