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(Uproxx)   The first set photos from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles involve Megan Fox bouncing on a trampoline because reasons   (uproxx.com) divider line 90
    More: Obvious, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Megan Fox, Jonathan Liebesman, April O'Neil, Will Arnett, contact music, Peter Laird, Nikki Finke  
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2013-05-08 01:19:38 PM
Busted!!!

cdn.uproxx.com

/Dat Ass
/Or Dose Thumbs
 
2013-05-08 01:51:47 PM
Seriously, she's April in the movie?  And they are now from outer space, not from mutagen in the sewer?  Pass.
 
2013-05-08 01:53:53 PM

Nick Spiceyweiner: Seriously, she's April in the movie?  And they are now from outer space, not from mutagen in the sewer?  Pass.


According to recent interviews, the mutagen is what comes from space, not the turtles.
 
2013-05-08 01:53:59 PM
She has the unnaturally smooth skin of a 42-year-old botox user.
 
2013-05-08 01:54:31 PM
I'm guessing that April O'Neil starts the flick as a fluff piece reporter and, somewhere along the way, she gets her Big Break. I hope that it doesn't involve the Turtles being outed as real, but, since it's Michael Bay, I'm guessing it will.
 
2013-05-08 01:56:58 PM
So Will Arnett plays a villain?
 
2013-05-08 01:57:26 PM
I thought this movie was shiatcanned.  WTF?
 
2013-05-08 01:58:41 PM
Years ago when I first moved to New York, a friend of mine said they could get me a gig working on  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II (or was it III)as a production assistant for what seemed (at that time) like a ridiculously huge amount of money but I turned it down because, I don't know, I guess certain cultural phenomena just freak the shiate out of me and this was one of them.  I think it was the "cowabunga dude" thing.  It was too proto-bro for me to handle.  I think it was the one that had Vanilla Ice on the soundtrack.

That is my Teenage Ninja Turtles story, I know it sucks but that is my only Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle story.
 
2013-05-08 02:02:30 PM

scottydoesntknow: /Or Dose Thumbs


I had to read about her thumbs.

For some reason, even after seeing her for hours, I never noticed them.
 
2013-05-08 02:03:36 PM
images.starpulse.com
www.eonline.com
 
2013-05-08 02:05:17 PM
devilEther:

www.eonline.com

Honk! Honk!
 
2013-05-08 02:07:30 PM

Clutch2013: Nick Spiceyweiner: Seriously, she's April in the movie?  And they are now from outer space, not from mutagen in the sewer?  Pass.

According to recent interviews, the mutagen is what comes from space, not the turtles.


I think that's what's called "damage control". I'm certain some producer kneed Bay in the groin after that "aliens" comment.
 
2013-05-08 02:14:53 PM
Only picture I see of her in that article is one of her sitting on a bicycle seat I'd like to bid on.
 
2013-05-08 02:19:26 PM

Kyosuke: Only picture I see of her in that article is one of her sitting on a bicycle seat I'd like to bid on.


You have to click "next"
 
2013-05-08 02:19:38 PM
Miss Fox looks much better without the overly dark tan she had before.
 
2013-05-08 02:26:40 PM
By all means, let's not diminish the artistic integrity of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise.
 
2013-05-08 02:34:36 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: Kyosuke: Only picture I see of her in that article is one of her sitting on a bicycle seat I'd like to bid on.

You have to click "next"


Or "View Single Page". (grey print, bottom right corner under the tags)
 
2013-05-08 02:35:30 PM
Didn't she bad mouth Michael Bay a while back? She must suck a mean dick to still have a career.
 
2013-05-08 02:36:08 PM
 
2013-05-08 02:37:19 PM

Uncle Pooky: By all means, let's not diminish the artistic integrity of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise.


I'm just saying that if they casted the adult film star April o'neil, it would maintain its integrity
 
2013-05-08 02:38:30 PM
SHUT UP WHILE I KEEP MY MONEY!
 
2013-05-08 02:40:12 PM
What once was + Kelly Ripa outie... For kicks.

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2013-05-08 02:45:16 PM
Is this the not teenage, not mutant ninja space aliens movie that was supposedly canceled?
 
2013-05-08 02:57:30 PM
When are we going to get an Adolescent Radioactive Samurai Slugs movie?
 
2013-05-08 02:57:52 PM
I think she looks better post baby. Motherhood suits her.
 
2013-05-08 02:59:41 PM
April

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2013-05-08 03:00:09 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: I think she looks better post baby. Motherhood suits her.


I was just going to comment how she looks better than ever. A little thicker in the right places.
 
2013-05-08 03:05:11 PM
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2013-05-08 03:05:17 PM
So what's all this about her thumbs?
 
2013-05-08 03:05:45 PM

PizzaJedi81: I'm guessing that April O'Neil starts the flick as a fluff piece reporter and, somewhere along the way, she gets her Big Break. I hope that it doesn't involve the Turtles being outed as real, but, since it's Michael Bay, I'm guessing it will.


I said the same damn thing on my cousin's FB post about this last night and her friends and she lambasted me over it.  I told them all none of you were alive when the comics first published so don't educate me about the Turtles.
 
2013-05-08 03:23:18 PM

MFAWG: So what's all this about her thumbs?


www.televisioninternet.com
Toe thumbs
 
2013-05-08 03:28:47 PM
Those reasons being she's pretty hot and this movie is a dumpster fire anyway so why not.

/oh Internet you never fail to disappoint...she has toe thumbs she is way below my standards...
 
2013-05-08 03:40:04 PM
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com

Who is this guy?
 
2013-05-08 03:40:21 PM
For the love of god, Michael Bay, just hurry up and pull a David Carradine already!
 
2013-05-08 03:43:10 PM

fisker: Who is this guy?


www.turbo-mopar.com
 
2013-05-08 03:54:25 PM
cdn.uproxx.com
FTA
HUH?
 
2013-05-08 04:05:26 PM

ratman999: Deslided


You know there's a "View single page" link right on the page that doesn't fark over the site?
 
2013-05-08 04:08:10 PM

funk_soul_bubby: What once was + Kelly Ripa outie... For kicks.

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I remember that episode...
 
2013-05-08 04:10:07 PM

Mugato: Didn't she bad mouth Michael Bay a while back? She must suck a mean dick to still have a career.


Yep.  (To the first part, anyway - I sadly have no information on the second)

Anyway, I distinctly recall Bay not giving much of a shiat about her comments.  Spielberg, on the other hand, was...rather apoplectic about them, according to rumors.
 
2013-05-08 04:15:32 PM

Urine The Money: [cdn.uproxx.com image 625x454]
FTA
HUH?


Will Arnett is playing Vernon.
 
2013-05-08 04:22:37 PM
www.blastr.com
 
2013-05-08 04:27:02 PM
I love Will Arnet as Vernon. Great casting.
 
2013-05-08 04:27:48 PM

rjakobi: I think that's what's called "damage control". I'm certain some producer kneed Bay in the groin after that "aliens" comment.


Or not, because you know, it doesn't f*cking matter. It's a comic book, about turtle who are ninjas. Why do people take this sh*t so seriously?

/have loved TMNT my whole life
//has several mint original toys still in package
/this new one will be kick-ass awesome
//however the original 1991 one will always be the best, and actually holds up well to adult viewings
 
2013-05-08 04:28:19 PM
Didn't they just remake this movie not that long ago?

/original was the best anyway
 
2013-05-08 04:32:01 PM

fisker: [i.imgur.com image 650x468]

[i.imgur.com image 650x362]

Who is this guy?


Obviously the guy responsible for Sandy Hook and the bombing of the Boston Marathon.
 
2013-05-08 04:45:55 PM
The first couple of images look like her thumbs have been the shooped
 
2013-05-08 04:46:22 PM
Wasn't the goo always from the T.C.R.I aliens... who are you know Aliens who have alien goo that is alien?
 
2013-05-08 04:50:23 PM
I will never get the hate for Michael Bay.  He makes movies that are basically a turn your brain off for two hours, watch some shiat blow up and get some good laughs.  I'm not going to a Michael Bay movie to see a good plot, or watch an academy award performance  I'm going to watch people beat the shiat out of each other, watch the good guys win and see some awesome explosions.

/ Transformers were awesome
// All three of them
/// Wish Megan Fox had been in the third :(
 
2013-05-08 04:55:37 PM

Clutch2013: Nick Spiceyweiner: Seriously, she's April in the movie?  And they are now from outer space, not from mutagen in the sewer?  Pass.

According to recent interviews, the mutagen is what comes from space, not the turtles.


Hmm... does GE own the studio?  Wouldn't want folks thinking bad thoughts about toxic waste.
 
2013-05-08 05:01:48 PM

skilbride: I will never get the hate for Michael Bay.  He makes movies that are basically a turn your brain off for two hours, watch some shiat blow up and get some good laughs.  I'm not going to a Michael Bay movie to see a good plot, or watch an academy award performance  I'm going to watch people beat the shiat out of each other, watch the good guys win and see some awesome explosions.

/ Transformers were awesome
// All three of them
/// Wish Megan Fox had been in the third :(


You do know that everyone involved with Transformers 2 trashed it completely, including Bay himself.
 
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