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(96.7 Steve FM)   Hey dude, I have a good idea, light a shot on fire and pour it in my mouth   ( 967stevefm.com) divider line
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2013-05-08 10:20:06 AM  
n bars, fire drinks you.
 
2013-05-08 10:20:57 AM  
I was hoping Fark wouldn't edit me out.
 
2013-05-08 12:30:51 PM  
I must be one of those savants or something. No one's ever had to teach me not to pour burning alcohol on my face.
 
2013-05-08 12:40:11 PM  

Grumpy Cat: I was hoping Fark wouldn't edit me out.


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2013-05-08 12:45:45 PM  
I'm pretty sure whoever is doing the pouring needs to not pour it into your ear.
Hold still.
 
2013-05-08 12:48:16 PM  
There's dumb stunts, and then there's this.  Sheesh, is there anything people WON'T do out of, you know, fear for safety?
 
2013-05-08 01:14:30 PM  
There should be mandatory tutorials before people can record videos on their phones.
 
2013-05-08 01:20:19 PM  
Seemed like a good idea at the time...

Wait, no, it seemed like a bad idea then, too.
 
2013-05-08 02:04:40 PM  
Have these people never played snapdragon?
 
2013-05-08 02:41:34 PM  
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"Hey, Homer came up with the drink, but I came up with the idea of charging $6.95 for it."
 
2013-05-08 02:46:44 PM  

Ivo Shandor: Grumpy Cat: I was hoping Fark wouldn't edit me out.

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I'm not. I thought I wrote the right words to get around it. Sigh.
 
2013-05-08 03:32:45 PM  
Haha.jpeg

If it's on fire, it's not coming near me. Unless it's the fire in a woman's loins.
 
2013-05-08 08:44:18 PM  
Well there goes my plans for downing a Flaming Gorilla Tit this weekend
 
2013-05-08 08:58:52 PM  

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If it's on fire, it's not coming near me. Unless it's the fire in a woman's loins.


Hurray for antibiotics amirite?
 
2013-05-08 11:42:27 PM  
I've been in the restaurant business for almost 20 years, and have been a bartender for most of those.  To be fair, there is no shortage of drunk assholes who want to drink a "flaming shot."  Flaming Sambuca or Absinthe or overproof rum, whatever it might be, morons are fascinated by fire it seems.  I've never been a fan of giving flaming alcohol to drunk patrons, it's always a recipe for disaster.  If you need to drink something on fire, BLOW IT OUT FIRST and remember that the rim of that glass will be HOT, as fire tends to do that.  If you're a bartender, just don't let idiots order shiat like that.  Sure, breathe a bit of fire for some flair if you must, but giving Drunky McGee a tray full of flaming Sambucas and assuming he's going to make it to his table without setting your bar on fire is a BAD IDEA.  Nip it in the bud.

/yeesh
//this bartender SHOULD be liable
 
2013-05-09 12:23:50 AM  
Fire.....Bad.
 
2013-05-09 12:36:41 AM  
I have 3 drinking rules:
1) If it burns, don't drink it.
2) Don't do tequila shots if you're not at home.
3) No cheap booze.
 
2013-05-09 03:00:33 AM  

I. R. Rottweiler: I have 3 drinking rules:
1) If it burns, don't drink it.
2) Don't do tequila shots if you're not at home.
3) No cheap booze.


No tequila shots if you're not at home?? There's a sweet kind of war ravaged beauty in the fact that the last hazy memory of a grand night of adventures is that wonderful, enthusiastically slurred "let's do some shots! I'm buying!"
 
2013-05-09 08:55:52 AM  
Caution. Hot Fire May Be Hot.
 
2013-05-09 09:09:55 PM  
Summer of '78. 21 y/o. Flaming shot. Best friend says "John, your face is on fire."

Never again.
 
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