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(US Magazine)   Police say the lead singer of the Grammy nominated metal band "As I Lay Dying" forgot the cardinal rule: Unless you are a Mob boss or the head of the CIA, anyone you try to hire as a hitman is really an undercover cop   (usmagazine.com) divider line 16
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2013-05-08 01:27:51 PM  
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Plant Rights Activist: hitman is just a terrible idea for a job.  What are people willing to pay to off people? $10k?  Whoopty freakin' do.  You'd need to off 100 people just to get the 1 mil to retire and that's if you aren't looking at any business expenses.  High risk low payout.   Even if they can pay you a decent amount to do it how do you guarantee payment?  It's not like you can take someone to court if they decide not to pay you and really, how often are people going to need repeat business?


Are you for real?  Its a hitman dude.  You  always pay the hitman.  Why?  Because he farking kills people for money...  what do you think he's going to do if you dont pay him?  Take YOU to court?  fark no, he's gonna kill your ass too, and probably torture you up for awhile first in order to squeeze any valuables out of your corpse.

At least, that would be my policy, if I were a hitman.
2013-05-08 12:59:27 PM  
2 votes:

Cheron: I think the receptionist where I work hires out for stuff like this.  She really isn't that bad of a person, just years of working the phones and talking to salespeople have made here a little morally flexible.


What someone who is morally flexible may look like

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2013-05-08 10:24:30 PM  
1 votes:
I guess i'm the only 32 year old guy that still likes this band. Pure headbanging grooved out shiat to jam to at a show.  I love the production of their albums and had a blast seeing them multiple times over the years .

I'm still bummed out about jeff hanneman dying off, too.

Tim is a pretty big idiot apparently, deserves whatever he gets. Just ironic that the lead singer of cannibal corpse is totally clean living and spends all his time playing world of warcraft, and the lead singer of a christian-ish metal band tries to get his wife offed.
2013-05-08 01:23:46 PM  
1 votes:

offacue: A lot of people who go to prison find Jesus and turn their life around.  Maybe he will be one of the lucky ones.


He supposedly already found him- that's what makes this SO much funnier.

Farking hypocrites. Love it. My Reasonable self is laughing at this asshole and anyone else who preaches "The Truth".
2013-05-08 01:23:21 PM  
1 votes:
Judging by the dumb, long name of the band, I am guessing these guys are one of those eyeliner and emo bangs bands?

Seems like there are a bunch of these out there.

Good riddance.
2013-05-08 01:15:12 PM  
1 votes:

Lemmy Kilmister: No Time To Explain: Lemmy Kilmister: Please.

that's not "singing" . not even close. Screaming with aggressive music is just that, screaming.

you can polish a turd until it shines, but it's still a turd.

Don't like metal because you can't understand the lyrics?
Nicki Minaj must be a true poet

/I keed, partially
//lot of good metal bands that have understandable, thought provoking/meaningful lyrics, and many where it's instrumental
///love me my metal

Rob Halford sings
Dio sang
Doro Pesch sings

this asshole just screams

no talent, no merit.


Not arguing with you there, needs to be a proper 80'a revival

/like I stated, adm is the only thing I like from Tim, there's still guttural vocals I can enjoy, Opeth, LoG, (Dethklok gets honourable mention for being an awesome parody at the genre)
//Dio was the rare guy who could sing about rainbows and still be manly
2013-05-08 01:14:03 PM  
1 votes:

Lemmy Kilmister: No Time To Explain: Lemmy Kilmister: Please.

that's not "singing" . not even close. Screaming with aggressive music is just that, screaming.

you can polish a turd until it shines, but it's still a turd.

Don't like metal because you can't understand the lyrics?
Nicki Minaj must be a true poet

/I keed, partially
//lot of good metal bands that have understandable, thought provoking/meaningful lyrics, and many where it's instrumental
///love me my metal

Rob Halford sings
Dio sang
Doro Pesch sings

this asshole just screams

no talent, no merit.


There's talent involved for some of the best, even if you don't like it.  Lemmy Kilminster is a pretty god awful singer, even though he's got a cool gravelly voice, but I still like Motorhead.
2013-05-08 01:10:20 PM  
1 votes:

Desquamation: No Time To Explain: Well, there goes the next Austrian Death Machine album

Nah... We'll just have to wait 2 to 10 years for it.

Brutal.


Double brutal?

/maybe triple?
//funny how I love the adm tunes for it's parody metal, but never liked aild
///still, what the fark led to the hitman story?
2013-05-08 01:07:35 PM  
1 votes:

Lemmy Kilmister: Please.

that's not "singing" . not even close. Screaming with aggressive music is just that, screaming.

you can polish a turd until it shines, but it's still a turd.


Don't like metal because you can't understand the lyrics?
Nicki Minaj must be a true poet

/I keed, partially
//lot of good metal bands that have understandable, thought provoking/meaningful lyrics, and many where it's instrumental
///love me my metal
2013-05-08 01:04:11 PM  
1 votes:
Please.

that's not "singing" . not even close. Screaming with aggressive music is just that, screaming.

you can polish a turd until it shines, but it's still a turd.
2013-05-08 01:01:59 PM  
1 votes:
"Got a problem? Odds against you? Call the Equalizer. 212 555 4200"
2013-05-08 01:00:38 PM  
1 votes:
Black Metal is not impresed by your pathetic attempts
2013-05-08 12:59:01 PM  
1 votes:
Well, there goes the next Austrian Death Machine album
2013-05-08 12:53:27 PM  
1 votes:
The best under cover hitman can be found working at fast food, and you know they're not cops.
2013-05-08 12:46:57 PM  
1 votes:
I saw them live about 8 years ago.

I doubt anything associated with their music could be called singing.
2013-05-08 12:46:14 PM  
1 votes:
This is why I always outsource my murder-for-hire plots to Indian subcontractors.
 
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