King Something: Penis.
GanjSmokr: Ding dong ditch means you kill her! Then you throw that ding dong into a ditch. Geez. Pick up a book
MythDragon: We used to call it nubian knocking.
chevydeuce: MythDragon: We used to call it nubian knocking.Us too....and as a young and completely stupid 16yo, I did it whilst holding a bottle of Pepsi (glass bottle btw, like God intended Pepsi to be contained)...rang the bell, took off running, hit the wet grass and slipped and fell, shattering said glass bottle in my hand, resulting in a gash in my palm that took 16 stitches and another 16 in my elbow for good measure. The "victim" of my prank simply looked at me and called me a farking idiot and gave me a towel to try and staunch the bleeding. He asked me if I wanted him to call an ambulance and since I only lived a couple blocks away, I told him no and sorry and started walking home. He told me I'd better run, because he was calling the cops, so I ran all the way home, leaving a nice little bread crumb trail of blood streaks and drops.. Mom wasn't happy with me..../luckily I've matured since then (ok, maybe only a little, but still)
MythDragon: The two stories that stick in my mind are
Thelyphthoric: MythDragon: The two stories that stick in my mind are (Three stories follow)I'm confused, but enjoyed them despite this.
MythDragon: Thelyphthoric: MythDragon: The two stories that stick in my mind are (Three stories follow)I'm confused, but enjoyed them despite this.Well the two stories were from when I did it as a child.The third story is a bonus story I gave you at no extra charge.
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