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(KPIC Roseburg)   Sideshow Bob to plead insanity. By Lucifer's beard, we will all live to regret this   (kpic.com) divider line 17
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2013-05-08 01:35:51 PM
4 votes:
Fine, I'll do it
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2013-05-08 01:26:46 PM
3 votes:
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2013-05-08 01:12:59 PM
3 votes:
Is Sideshow Milhouse a Benghazi yet?
2013-05-08 01:23:35 PM
2 votes:
I just call him "that douchebag who shot up the movie theater" because it's descriptive and easy to remember. I have no idea what his name is.
2013-05-08 01:20:14 PM
2 votes:

Aarontology: Why don't you pussies just start calling him He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?


Because screw terrorists, mass murdering psychopaths or religious nuts, the one group of people no one wants to fark with is J. K. Rowlings team of lawyers.
2013-05-08 01:19:13 PM
2 votes:

Englebert Slaptyback: Aarontology

Why don't you pussies just start calling him He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?


Voldemort?


Now you've gone and done it!!!!  He has been summoned!!!

www.thefancarpet.com

oops...  I mean...

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2013-05-08 12:54:52 PM
2 votes:
Certain times when it's really obvious like with this shooting? Bullet to the head, cremate.

You know what? Save the bullet and skip straight to cremate.
2013-05-08 08:46:22 AM
2 votes:
what now are they gonna lock him up in a padded room?  and he's gonna write "BART SIMPSON WILL DIE" on the walls with his MOUTH??
2013-05-08 10:21:54 PM
1 votes:

Mega Steve: Diogenes: Well, he still seems to have crazy eyes.  But that was an awful lot of meticulous planning for a crazy defense.

You don't have to be sane to be smart.


And what is sanity, anyway? A one trick pony. All it gives you is logical thinking. But when you're good and crazy, woohoohoo, the sky's the limit!
2013-05-08 03:30:12 PM
1 votes:

UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: "I have some hostages, and they are tied up in a sack at the top of a flag pole. I'm going to blow them up at midnight, unless I get these three demands:

ONE! I want a million dollars!

TWO: I want a getaway car waiting for me! and

THREE: I want the letter M stricken from the English language. See, you have to make one crazy demand, so if they catch you, you can plead insanity.

Hah, getaway car."

-Steve Martin


No naked pictures of bea arthur?
2013-05-08 02:17:09 PM
1 votes:
posting in a James Holmes thead
2013-05-08 01:28:37 PM
1 votes:
Fine. Put him a looney bin. For life. With nurse Rachett. Fark him.
Seriously, feed him garbage from dumpsters.
If he biatches, say, what are you going to do? Write a letter in crayon to the guvnah?
you're cray cray dude. No one's going to listen to you.
And just forget about him, like the prisoner of Zendam, but with no twists.
Every 5 years or so, move him to a new nuthouse with a different name, and give him a more heinous back story than the last joint had that he was in. Keep upping the sickness of what he did so the handlers don't even want to poke him. "Yeah, he ate the babbys he made them have" - "We couldn't ever tell the public the real story, they would have crucified him" Keep moving him, and keep burying him deeper and deeper in the system so he falls through the cracks of the cracks and ends up food for the bottom feeders. Oh, and Superglue a latex monkey mask on his face with a bunch of rubber dicks superglued to it, just for yuks, too.
/Can't say I don't have a sense of humor, Doc.
// Signed Randall P. McMurphey.
/// (Chief called me "Little Red-Beaver"
2013-05-08 01:16:13 PM
1 votes:

Mega Steve: Diogenes: Well, he still seems to have crazy eyes.  But that was an awful lot of meticulous planning for a crazy defense.

You don't have to be sane to be smart.


No, but mens rea undercuts a legal insanity plea.

Even Reese Witherspoon knows that ;-)
2013-05-08 01:12:18 PM
1 votes:
Jon iz teh kewl [TotalFark]

what now are they gonna lock him up in a padded room? and he's gonna write "BART SIMPSON WILL DIE" on the walls with his MOUTH??


He wrote "Die Bart Die" which is German for "The Bart the". And as you know, Zee germans are not a war-like people.
2013-05-08 01:10:50 PM
1 votes:

Aarontology


Why don't you pussies just start calling him He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?


Voldemort?
2013-05-08 01:10:45 PM
1 votes:
We are all a little insane, only things is some of us get caught.....
2013-05-08 09:29:29 AM
1 votes:

nekom: I approve of calling him Sideshow Bob.  His name is irrelevant.  Whether he dies in prison, gets the needle or dies in a looney bin, I don't care.


there is the remote possibility that if declared insane ,he could be declared sane at a later date .
I suspect they would then put him back in regular prison , because politically it would be a big deal.
 
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