WHAT PART OF"WILL NOT BE INFRINGED"DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND, OBAMA?
"It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking is a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion."
utah dude: IlGreven: //I'm 33.So is Jesus. oh wait. he's undead.
MindStalker: I seriously doubt they are going to ban or regulate coffee anytime soon. But there HAS been a recent rash of teenagers showing up in the Emergency Room due to excessive consumption of high caffeine energy drinks. These drinks are certainly dangerous and there is no real labeling of the danger. Some modest guideline or limits to teenagers access to these drinks may be reasonable.
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