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(TMZ)   It's all up to the LA County DA to decide whether or not Justin Bieber should be prosecuted for spitting at a neighbor. Let's hope the DA decides to go ahead with the charges and teach this little punk a lesson   (tmz.com) divider line 41
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2013-05-08 09:18:34 AM
And risk the wrath of his Beli.. Beli... Belitters.

/I hope he does and he gets death threats
//profit!
 
2013-05-08 09:21:19 AM
Is this Lohan's DA?
 
2013-05-08 09:27:14 AM
Spitting at is a little different than spitting in the face of.
 
2013-05-08 09:27:37 AM
Keep it up, maybe his beliebers will finally see what a douche he is and we can stop hearing about him.
 
2013-05-08 09:36:00 AM
FTFA: "Sheriff's investigators are worried that Bieber is either going to "get his ass kicked" or "someone's gonna get a $2 million payday""

pleaseohpleaseohplease!!!

/heavily invested in popcorn futures
 
2013-05-08 09:36:34 AM
What kind of shiatbird spits at someone?
 
2013-05-08 09:37:14 AM
Its LA. They don't have the balls to do the right thing and charge the kid with anything, and even if they do, its not like a judge will hand down an appropriate sentence.
 
2013-05-08 09:39:26 AM
Can't we just deport him - send him back?
 
2013-05-08 09:42:06 AM
He'll be thrown to the curb soon enough anyway, he's getting too old for his target audience of teen girls. The record industry is probably already lining up a replacement to make their giny's tingle.
 
2013-05-08 10:06:58 AM

karnal: Can't we just deport him - send him back?


He started as a sweetfaced young kid. His douchebaggery only appeared after his exposure to American culture .So now he's your problem .You broke him , you bought him.
 
2013-05-08 10:07:12 AM

karnal: Can't we just deport him - send him back?


NOPE! He was a homeschooled nobody when he left here.
You made him famous - you deal with the consequences.
 
2013-05-08 10:28:55 AM
I always figured him for a swallower.
 
2013-05-08 10:37:44 AM
Who the hell gets prosecuted for spitting at someone - unless it's done in an actual courtroom?
 
2013-05-08 10:43:31 AM
Just wait. Selena has been fliitng around him again, but she will go full butterfly and leave him hanging out over empty space. At that point, he will truly fall and implode, in ways we have not yet witnessed.
If he is lucky and survives it, he might then start to become a person.
 
2013-05-08 10:54:28 AM
Assault and battery.
He's luck the guy din't rearrange his face and get off with a slap on the wrist for self defense.
 
2013-05-08 11:01:51 AM

iron_city_ap: Its LA. They don't have the balls to do the right thing and charge the kid with anything, and even if they do, its not like a judge will hand down an appropriate sentence.


You might have a chance, slim may it be, that a judge could throw the book at him. Let us just hope and prey that it is a judge that hates him as much as the normal person does.
 
2013-05-08 11:04:46 AM
Spitting is assault. I am really looking forward to the day this kid farks with someone who doesn't give a shiat how much money he has. Anyone else remember when that Shy Lebeef kid thought he could win a street fight? I must have watched that video fifteen times...
 
2013-05-08 11:06:43 AM
Sheriff's investigators are worried that Bieber is...going to "get his ass kicked",,,

I'd pay good money to watch that.
 
2013-05-08 11:25:58 AM

karnal: Can't we just deport him - send him back?


We figure that if you kept Celine Dion, you will keep anyone. Please.
 
2013-05-08 11:34:10 AM

Dragonflew: karnal: Can't we just deport him - send him back?

We figure that if you kept Celine Dion, you will keep anyone. Please.


She's free to go at any time, and so are any of your bland exports.  Maybe they just like it better here, which sucks for us.
 
2013-05-08 11:38:23 AM

Skyfrog: Keep it up, maybe his beliebers will finally see what a douche he is and we can stop hearing about him.




Maybe we will get someone like Vanilla Ice next.
 
2013-05-08 11:38:55 AM
He ain't American, he canadian!
 
2013-05-08 11:44:52 AM

Trey Le Parc: Dragonflew: karnal: Can't we just deport him - send him back?

We figure that if you kept Celine Dion, you will keep anyone. Please.

She's free to go at any time, and so are any of your bland exports.  Maybe they just like it better here, which sucks for us.


If we have to take Celine back, will you at least take the Tragically Hip?
 
2013-05-08 11:52:05 AM
Note to everyone: If Justin get's in your face for any reason... as long as he throws the first punch you can beat the living daylights out of him... Self Defense... your life is in eminent danger especially if his Bodyguards are around...that is multiples against one.  I'd buy that for a dollar! LOL.
 
2013-05-08 11:53:34 AM
How did the DA find out what the hell a Justin Bieber is?
 
2013-05-08 12:04:02 PM
He's adorable though! And he's got street cred to boot!
 
2013-05-08 12:29:25 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: How did the DA find out what the hell a Justin Bieber is?


He looked up douchebag in the dictionary.
 
2013-05-08 12:58:53 PM
Subby must have been at the Met last night. Beibs isn't punk
 
2013-05-08 01:18:44 PM

barkingatthemoon: Note to everyone: If Justin get's in your face for any reason... as long as he throws the first punch you can beat the living daylights out of him... Self Defense... your life is in eminent danger especially if his Bodyguards are around...that is multiples against one.  I'd buy that for a dollar! LOL.


I could not convict anyone for beating the living stuffing out of that douche.
If he was living clean, doing charity work, singing for kids in hospitals on Christmas eve, or feeding homeless or Appalachian-Americans, I might feel differently, But if he gets into a shoving match on a sidewalk outside of a nightclub, dragging a 14 year old punk/actor wannabe and gets bounced off of a late night bus, into a speeding cab, and run over by a garbage truck, finally mangled in a street-sweeper and shoved unceremoniously into a storm sewer, I won't really shed any tears. It's not like he regularly eats MacDonald's and rescues female hostages. He's a professional asshole. He makes Katt Williams look respectable.
 
2013-05-08 01:20:37 PM

D135: FTFA: "Sheriff's investigators are worried that Bieber is either going to "get his ass kicked" or "someone's gonna get a $2 million payday""

pleaseohpleaseohplease!!!

/heavily invested in popcorn futures


Preferably option A.  Or maybe if he does something sue-worthy the plaintiff will be given the option of taking the money or punching the little bastard in the face as hard as they can.
 
2013-05-08 01:38:44 PM
This sounds like a good use of the DA's resources.
 
2013-05-08 01:54:23 PM
This thread sounds younger than Bieber
 
2013-05-08 02:51:44 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: How did the DA find out what the hell a Justin Bieber is?


He farks between cases. He's got an internet J.D.
 
2013-05-08 03:25:04 PM

D135: FTFA: "Sheriff's investigators are worried that Bieber is either going to "get his ass kicked" or "someone's gonna get a $2 million payday""

pleaseohpleaseohplease!!!

/heavily invested in popcorn futures


Why the hell should they be worried about that? If he gets his ass kicked he might actually learn a lesson and it's not like any payout he has to make is the Sheriffs money. Let him crash and burn like the rest of them maybe one day when these tweens are in their 40s they can see him as a lounge act in Vegas.
 
2013-05-08 03:56:28 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: How did the DA find out what the hell a Justin Bieber is?


Classified CIA bioweapon documents.
 
2013-05-08 05:23:50 PM
I hope the DA asks for the death penalty.
 
2013-05-08 06:01:45 PM

Phil Moskowitz: What kind of shiatbird spits at someone?


A spitbird.
 
2013-05-08 09:25:45 PM

AbiNormal: I hope the DA asks for the death penalty.


and let him plea down?
 
2013-05-08 11:53:17 PM
We're not forgetting the monkey, Ms.Bieber. You POS.
 
2013-05-09 01:10:27 AM

AbiNormal: I hope the DA asks for the death penalty.


What, and make him a legend that we'll have to hear about for the rest of our lives? No thanks. Let him live a long and washed up life as a forgotten has been, please. I don't want to be hearing about how Bieber was one of the greatest artists of all time 30 years from now.
 
2013-05-09 09:43:19 AM
This concepts makes me want to watch the Epic Rap Battle between Bieber and Beethoven or the Screwattack Death Battle between him and Rebecca Black.

Spoiler: He looses both battles in an epic way.
 
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