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(NYPost)   It isn't every morning that your 49 year old balding top newsman walks into the office in a "little black dress" and a brunette bobbed wig and announces to colleagues that from now on, he would like to be known as Dawn   (nypost.com) divider line 113
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2013-05-08 09:23:12 AM
Don to Dawn? Lame.
 
2013-05-08 09:44:09 AM
Does he want to make babies?
 
2013-05-08 09:45:03 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: Does he want to make babies?


The only babies he can make are Stimpy babies.
 
2013-05-08 09:47:25 AM
TTIUWOP
 
2013-05-08 09:47:25 AM
It isn't every morning for you, subby.

/get out more
 
2013-05-08 09:47:30 AM
I Dawn my wig and stripperheals...
 
2013-05-08 09:48:01 AM
Before the usual 'debaters' show up, lemme ask you a question.  If you're right, what changes in the world?  Anything improved?  Anything 'saved'?  Does this guy end up a happier person?

/Works for both sides, but personally I'm pretty sure only one side gets even one yes.
 
2013-05-08 09:48:52 AM

Gonz: TTIUWOP


No.

TTIJFWOP
 
2013-05-08 09:50:38 AM
FTA: where she debuted a flirty new profile picture.

Looks like my grandma not only picked out his new hairdo, but wrote the article.
 
2013-05-08 09:51:51 AM

Sybarite: Don to Dawn? Lame.


From Don to Dawn, next on ABC Family!
 
2013-05-08 09:51:58 AM

Sybarite: Don to Dawn? Lame.


My best friend's cousin went from Rachel to Ray.
 
2013-05-08 09:53:11 AM
This is Dr Frank N. Furter, for ABC News.

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-05-08 09:53:15 AM
Someone needs to write a book on how to treat an awkward looking drag queen/transvestite.
 
2013-05-08 09:53:28 AM
There once was a Dawn Stacey Ennis
Who told co workers - and I mean this
"I once was a bald old guy
but I'll be a girl by and by"
As soon as the lop off my penis
 
2013-05-08 09:55:30 AM
If Fark did not exist, this guy/girl would exist only in a traveling circus.


Don to Dawn? Lame.


My best friend's cousin went from Rachel to Ray.


Does Rachel still call your best friend's cousin from time to time?
 
2013-05-08 09:55:32 AM

Sybarite: Don to Dawn? Lame.


Even more lame that "Don" and "Dawn" are pronounced differently here in the Northeast.
 
2013-05-08 09:56:53 AM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-05-08 09:57:36 AM
Dear Author - He's still a he.
 
2013-05-08 09:57:47 AM
I am enjoying the current cultural shift America is going through right now. Maybe the deeply rooted puritanical ways of our forebears will finally expire. TJ and BF would be thrilled.
 
2013-05-08 09:57:59 AM
looks like someone is trying to get a wrongful termination suit in the works.
 
2013-05-08 09:58:00 AM

PC LOAD LETTER: Does he want to make babies?


Dawn: I want to have babies.

You Want to have babies Dawn??  I'm not oppressing you, Dawn. You haven't got a womb! Where's the fetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!
 
2013-05-08 10:00:02 AM

SpdrJay: Someone needs to write a book on how to treat an awkward looking drag queen/transvestite.


How about the transexual who had the first inter-racial marriage in South Carolina?

faculty.libsci.sc.edu
 
2013-05-08 10:01:01 AM
Dawn?

Why not Garth?  Or Grog?  Or Balsa Butt?
 
2013-05-08 10:01:03 AM

ChipNASA: PC LOAD LETTER: Does he want to make babies?

Dawn: I want to have babies.

You Want to have babies Dawn??  I'm not oppressing you, Dawn. You haven't got a womb! Where's the fetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!


GIS for 'baby in a box'
www.tjhamiltonphoto.com
 
2013-05-08 10:01:31 AM

Marley'sGirl: My best friend's cousin went from Rachel to Ray.



Rachel Ray, huh.  Clever.

She's here all week, folks.  Tip your waiter.
 
2013-05-08 10:01:40 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-08 10:02:24 AM
Well, if he was balding - it is much easier to find women's hair pieces compared to men's.
 
2013-05-08 10:03:30 AM
FTA: "Ennis is currently shopping a book deal."

And now we have the rest of the story.
 
2013-05-08 10:03:32 AM
I'm trying to keep up... is this Don/Dawn a weirdo we can make fun of or is he a hero like Jason Collins? I guess I'll withhold making sport until I see if Obama gives him a call to congratulate him.
 
2013-05-08 10:06:50 AM

NiceBeaver: Dear Author - He's still a he.




In a rather short article the word "she" is used 10 times, with "her" almost as much. No matter how much he wants to be a she, a he, he is.

Stupid author is stupid.
 
2013-05-08 10:09:48 AM

Hobodeluxe: looks like someone is trying to get a wrongful termination suit in the works.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-08 10:09:53 AM
Loretta approves
i2.listal.com
 
2013-05-08 10:15:44 AM
i2.ytimg.com
 
2013-05-08 10:17:25 AM

Weidbrewer: Marley'sGirl: My best friend's cousin went from Rachel to Ray.


Rachel Ray, huh.  Clever.

She's here all week, folks.  Tip your waiter.


Actually, it's true.  Sorry to ruin your snark.  Guess Fark's full of a-holes today.
 
2013-05-08 10:21:19 AM

Marley'sGirl: Weidbrewer: Marley'sGirl: My best friend's cousin went from Rachel to Ray.


Rachel Ray, huh.  Clever.

She's here all week, folks.  Tip your waiter.

Actually, it's true.  Sorry to ruin your snark.  Guess Fark's full of a-holes today.


Maybe he's just slow... missed that Ray-chill -> Ray, phonetically speaking...

The only male to female person I knew went from Tom to Debbie.  But, most people I hear about go with some variation of their given name, if not by derivation, then by sound.
 
2013-05-08 10:21:38 AM
Dawn takes grease out of  your way.

What does that have to do with the subject at hand? I haven't got a farking clew, but it sounds as good as any other comment.
 
2013-05-08 10:26:19 AM

DmGdDawg: I'm trying to keep up... is this Don/Dawn a weirdo we can make fun of or is he a hero like Jason Collins? I guess I'll withhold making sport until I see if Obama gives him a call to congratulate him.


Make fun of whoever you want. Then we will make fun of you for being an ignorant bigot.
 
2013-05-08 10:29:30 AM

Marley'sGirl: Sybarite: Don to Dawn? Lame.

My best friend's cousin went from Rachel to Ray.


Just don't call him/her Johnson.

/ yah, off the lawn, kiddies
 
2013-05-08 10:31:03 AM

umad: DmGdDawg:

I'm trying to keep up... is this Don/Dawn a weirdo we can make fun of or is he a hero like Jason Collins? I guess I'll withhold making sport until I see if Obama gives him a call to congratulate him.

Make fun of whoever you want. Then we will make fun of you for being an ignorant bigot.

Ooooh. Touchy, aren't we?
 
2013-05-08 10:32:12 AM
And now the workplace question of the day is, which restroom will Don/Dawn use? And how long will it take for the other users of that restroom to complain?

/had a coworker like that
 
2013-05-08 10:32:42 AM
Oddly enough, I have a coworker who's goinging through the transition right now. She's going from Deanna to Dean.
He's very happy about it right now, even if his family are unnerved by it.

I work for a small company (5 people) so we're kind of like family.
 
2013-05-08 10:37:44 AM
This part of the article is totally creepy:

Ennis said she suffers from an "unusual hormonal imbalance," and blames her mother, who fed her female hormones as a child to prolong a commercial acting career. The hormones made the little boy look and sound young, but Ennis said she eventually developed breasts.
 
2013-05-08 10:41:11 AM
Must be from Boston
 
2013-05-08 10:42:33 AM

Pentaxian: This part of the article is totally creepy:

Ennis said she suffers from an "unusual hormonal imbalance," and blames her mother, who fed her female hormones as a child to prolong a commercial acting career. The hormones made the little boy look and sound young, but Ennis said she eventually developed breasts.


Damn... I'm a guy. In good shape... not over weight.

I have breasts. Does that mean someone is sneaking me female hormones?

Have to catch whoever is doing that and stop them. No way in hell do I want to end up a gay cross dresser in my 40s... not that there is anything wrong with that... just seems like it would complicate life.
 
2013-05-08 10:43:02 AM
I didn't get this from the article, but I really hope that s/he and her/his wife sat down to talk with their kids before up and moving out of the house. I understand, you gotta do what you gotta do but you can't disavow your kids.
 
2013-05-08 10:46:07 AM
I hope for their sake it ends better than it did for Mike Penner/Christine Daniels (long and rather sad article about another reporter trying this).
 
2013-05-08 10:46:52 AM
I know what this is like - I'm transgender, too.  The pain from feeling that you're the wrong gender is very intense, and often leads to suicide.  We get to the point where we'd rather die than continue living as our original gender.

Many say that we just need serious psychological help.  But we  are getting psychological help - you can't easily transition without it.  There is no mental cure for transgenderism; it's chronic and untreatable, which is why sex changes were developed by doctors in the first place.

This article was depressing for me, because she looks better than I do, and I'm 31 and started hormones at 26.  Kill me now...
 
2013-05-08 10:48:18 AM

DmGdDawg: umad: DmGdDawg: I'm trying to keep up... is this Don/Dawn a weirdo we can make fun of or is he a hero like Jason Collins? I guess I'll withhold making sport until I see if Obama gives him a call to congratulate him.

Make fun of whoever you want. Then we will make fun of you for being an ignorant bigot.

Ooooh. Touchy, aren't we?


Not really. Fark would be a pretty boring place without dirtbags like you to give shiat to.
 
2013-05-08 10:50:43 AM

Smoky Dragon Dish: The only male to female person I knew went from Tom to Debbie.  But, most people I hear about go with some variation of their given name, if not by derivation, then by sound.


I didn't have that option, because the feminine form of my given name is my sister's name.
 
2013-05-08 10:52:06 AM

Smoky Dragon Dish: The only male to female person I knew went from Tom to Debbie.  But, most people I hear about go with some variation of their given name, if not by derivation, then by sound.


I guess I would go with Vagak.
 
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